Drunken threesome with my co-worker and his wife [MFF]

As I’ve said before, threesomes are usually either well panned events or drunk messes. This one was a drunk mess. Threesome stories also tend to be long, but I hope you enjoy this.

When I was young I worked a lot of dead end jobs. One was hauling lumber and it was a given that on Friday nights we’d all go out together and get drunk. The crew was a mix of kids like me, early twenties and lost and slightly older guys with, uh, issues.

This one night I was out with a bunch of guys, including Dan who was in his mid thirties and married. Dan was built from years of physical labor and covered neck to knuckles in tattoos. I was a 21 year old kid who’d just moved across the country to live in San Francisco.

We were getting hammered, as per usual, when Dan’s wife Cheryl showed up to hang out. Cheryl was, I guess, a MILF. Mid-thirties, short with big tits and a bubble butt. She could hold her own with the boys and got right into the mix of Jameson shots and Budweisers.

My first time DP’ing a girl [mff]

We and Ellie had found each other on Fetlife and started talking back in June, but thanks to busy schedules and a screwy DC metro system, it took over two months for us to finally have our date. It was well worth the wait…

But first, I’ll describe Diana and me: I was 29 years old, 5’10 with an athletic build, lots of body hair and tattoos, and short dark brown hair and a thick dark brown beard. Diana was 24, around 5’4 and curvy, blessed with G cups (pierced nipples) and an amazing ass, long brown hair at the time and hazel eyes that change colors a bit to blue and green. Killer smile, too.

Sticking my dick in crazy. [MF]

Sunday evening and I’m winding down getting ready for bed since I have work on Monday. I’m layed down watching TV and flirting with a couple girls on my phone when I get a new follow request on IG. I accept and it’s not long before this attractive petite blonde is messaging me. Im honestly a little surprised because she’s definitely not the type that would normally send me a message first. We’re casually flirting and she’s asking questions about who I am and what I do for work, and the things I like. She’s 21, 5’2, former dancer so she’s built but not as toned as she used to be. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, and a pretty face, recent brace removal had given her a really nice smile. Monday comes and we’re texting on snapchat and she asks if I’d like to meet her for dinner that night.

I have no plans after the gym so I find out what kind of restaurants she likes and we make plans. After we agreed on things she starts getting a little bit more sexual, something I’d honestly been avoiding due to the “Jesus first” in her IG bio. I tease her about needing to behave, and she mentions she can “dance” but she’d just have to show me ? so many winky faces it was obvious she wanted more than just dinner.

Fucking an 18 year old wannabe Porn Star [MF]

I met Felicia through a mutual friend. She was literally introduced to me as “This is my friend who needs to get laid as badly as you do.” Our friend had pulled her aside at their retail job to introduce us quick.

I had gone through a really bad breakup with Erica and I had no luck for a few months. So our friend wasn’t wrong, I certainly needed some.

Felicia didn’t even blink to being introduced that way. She smiled and went about her work.

“I don’t think she is interested” I commented.

Our friend laughed, don’t worry she is. She noticed you before when you stopped by. Here is her number. Text her. I sometimes wonder if our friend helped invent tinder a decade later.

Now Felicia was a freshman in college and I had just graduated. She had a nice ass and average tits, an average face. She was a solid 7. But what intrigued me was that she had purple hair and seemed different in some way. I couldn’t figure it out but she looked and dressed relatively normal but with a style that was off for the era.

Our first trip together [MF]

Hey there! So, today I want to tell you the story of the first trip me and my girlfriend made together. We had planned on spending a weekend together to get rid of the stress we had been bottling in the previous months.

During the days before the trip, my girlfriend, the lovely bitch, had already started teasing me in a very, very provocative way. She started sending pics of her semi-naked, while doing sexy poses but showing nothing really. No bare tits or pussy or ass or whatever. When we were together she’d start caressing my crotch or hold my cock firmly, without doing nothing. She told me to avoid masturbating, cause she wanted to swallow a really big cumload.

Days go by and the day of the departure finally arrives. We get on the train with our luggage. We had not even taken our seats, yet she was already giving me the look. THAT look. We would have been on the train for an hour, but to me it felt like an eternity.

I was the team slut for the weekend [F]

X/post from r/stupidslutsclub

Longtime lurker! First post let me know if you guys like it and want more!

I never thought I’d be here. I messed around with a few guys in high school, but nothing like this. After high school, I ended up taking a gap year with the hope to do some traveling and start making content for my YouTube channel full-time–not gonna link it bc I don’t want the world knowing how much of a hoe I am :)

Anywho during my best friends spring break a few years ago we went to cancun with our squad from high school. One the second day there I met this guy Nate and he was one of the most attractive men I ever laid my eyes upon. He saw me eyefucking him, came over, gave me his number, and told me to hit him up if he wanted to go do something. That night, I go to his room dressed in the shortest dress I had, and the second he saw my ass I noticed his dick growing in his pants. We start making out and as he starts to hike up my dress I already feel myself getting wet. I whispered into his ear “take me please”. Then he turned me around, lifted my ass in the air, pulled my hair, and slid his thick cock in my pussy. He then filled me up better than any of my exes had before. I came in 5 minutes, which never happens. As we’re switching positions so I can ride him, 2 of his friends come into the room. Nate tried to kick them out, but I told him they could stay.

I fucked my [F] guy bestfriend’s [M] mate [M] at a party

So it was a pretty relaxed Friday night, but I knew it was going to be a good one. My best guy friend was turning 21 and having a belated birthday BBQ. I turned up early to help set up and get the playlist kicking. He had one other friend already there, a slightly awkward guy who I politely made conversation with til others started to turn up. This didn’t happen for quite a while, so by then I was busting for more company. I didn’t know anyone coming along, and was ready to make new friends. At around 7 or 8 o’clock a group of three appear, 2 guys and a gal. One of the guys is rather cute but he seems quite comfortable with the girl, so I disappointedly assume they’re together. However they’re all extremely friendly, and the bag of goodies they bring includes a bottle of tequila and shot glasses. I get very excited as I’m busting for some fun and games, and to get this party turned up a notch. We all down two shots each, and the host (my best friend) and I tell them all about the game of the night, which is to squeeze your bottle caps in half and try and sneak them into a neighbour’s bottle – meaning they must then finish their drink. Welp, it’s on. These guys have some catching up to do and we’re all on the lookout to snag each other with the bottle caps. The cute guy I saw first proceeds to get me every chance he has, and before I know it I’ve finished three beers straight from opening. I’m both annoyed and curious, as he’s being rather cheeky and I had thought he was taken. Throughout they night the two of us start chatting and laughing a lot more. In my drunken state while everyone else mingles I manage to lead him outside to the front driveway, where we start to get very close and makeout for a good 10 minutes. I’m pleasantly surprised and a little bit excited. He’s also a really good kisser. I told him I’d thought he was with the other girl, and he laughs and says that’s his mate’s girlfriend. Great news for me. At this point I’m drunk and honestly rather turned on, so I lean forward tell him as much. I wander back into the house and he follows. We end up in the spare room where I was set up to stay the night, and all I remember is some heavy passionate touching before he climbed on top of me, making out harder. His body is large, much taller than I and I can tell he goes to the gym. The lights are off but I’m getting extremely horny with him grinding on me, tongues locked and bodies rubbing against each other. I love the feeling of his weight on me, and I can’t stop thinking about getting him inside me. I leap up and tell him we better find a condom ASAP. I walk next door to my best friend’s room and start to rummage in his wallet. I know for a fact he’ll have one in here, and I’m so painfully horny at this moment. Just as I’m about to give up I dig one out and we both cheer, cheekily grabbing each other and running back to the spare room. I lay him down and climb right on top, rolling the thing straight on and mounting his heavy frame. I lean down, press my tits against his stomach and guide him inside my little hole, still not having seen what his cock even looks like in the darkness of the room. I gasp as I slide down and it splits me open, realising this thing is huge. It’s thick and long, and fills me up deep inside. I am over the moon, and enthusiastically start riding him. His long dick pumping into me feels so damn good, thick and powerful inside my tight hole. I feel myself becoming wetter as my pussy melts onto his big cock, and I ride him slow and steadily as I enjoy his length and girth. Several of our friends interrupt at different intervals to beckon us back to the party, which pisses me off but I refuse to get off him until I’m satisfied. It’s not often you hit it off with a stranger at a party so well that you end up in bed with them the same night, and besides – I haven’t been laid in weeks. 15 minutes later I’m still on top and grinding, both of us writhing in drunken pleasure with me whispering dirty encouragements in his ear as he thrusts inside me. “So thick… you’re so fucking big” I repeat. Eventually he builds up and cums hard, and I sigh in relief knowing I’ve satisfied him. I’m so content I don’t want to even return to the party, especially knowing everyone’s in the know about what we just got up to.

Fucking was our common language [MF]

There I was, on all fours on the bed. Head down, ass up, knees spread. He was behind me, holding my arms behind me, as he ruthlessly fucking the living daylights out of me. My nipples were rock hard, and my pussy was clamping down as he was balls deep inside of me. He was such a good fuck. Any woman would be over the top with him. With such astonishment, I turned my head around, made eye contact and asked

*”Holy fuck, where did you fuck like that?”*

That’s when he gave me this dumbfounded, blank stare, not saying a word. He seemed confused, concerned. I was a little embarrassed, turned my head to face forward and just remembered that he didn’t speak any English.

It couldn’t have been more than a hour ago, that I was at this bar. I was tagging along, on my husband’s work trip. He’s off working, while I explored the city on my own. For all you curious pervs out there, I was wearing a jean skirt and cute blue halter top. My tits were out there and on display, but not completely over the top.

That time I [F] was fucked by one of my [M] employees

This turned out longer than I planned. Skip down to the *** if you just wanna read the sex parts.

This happened about a year ago, but is a favorite memory that I think of often.
A little backstory: I’m a 31 year old female manager with big restaurant company. A company with strict standards in place for managers interacting with employees in any way outside of work. He (let’s call him Jacob) is a 25 year old employee of mine. I’m sure you can see where this is going. He had worked for me for about a year at this point, and we always got along really well, strictly in a friendly manner. A tad more unprofessional of a relationship than we should have had, but we never crossed any lines. We just shared a lot of the same interests and some habits that we talked about a lot. We joked that we would be friends if he didn’t work for me… which was not an uncommon thing among the managers/employees that work there.

The first time I had sex with my husband was the same day I fucked his roommate [FM]

My husband didn’t know this story until YEARS later. But, the first time we had sex was only a few hours after I had slept with his roommate.

So, when we first started dating, my husband and I were both seeing other people. I was dating his roommate, Scott, in secret and he was engaged to a woman he used to work with and had been for a year. I had a huge crush on him, but didn’t think there was a chance since he was engaged to this woman.

Scott, my boyfriend at the time had just gotten a divorce, and he was a total mess and his whole life fell apart, so he was staying with my husband, Brian, until he could find a place. Scott and I met because we both ran together in this running club. I was Scott’s like secret side piece, even though I was kind of dumb and young at the time and knew it would end up a mess. No one knew we were dating and so it just looked like Scott and I were running friends and Brian saw me all the time at his house.