[M] High expectations

Having been so inspired by today’s r/gonewild board, I drove home in great anticipation to enjoy some fortnite stuffed. It has been a few months since I’ve touched my ass, but only met light resistance. Feeling buzzed and over confident I cleaned up my Large Sasha Grey glass plug. This girl is a monster y’all. I got so damn close twice but it just wasn’t going in. It was such a let down. But the past two rounds with my regular plug have got me bold enough to share with all you lovely people.

My cousin takes matters into her own hands (follow up on catching my cousin jilling herself) [MF]

Last time I shared a story about being caught watching my cousin jilling herself then making me jerk off all over her breasts. Some readers asked if I had any other stories I’d be willing to share, so here we go.

First a reminder. I’m a middle aged divorced man, tall, and in semi-decent shape with enough grey in my beard to make me “distinguished”. My ex was my first sexual experience and she didn’t want to do anything adventurous. My cousin Danielle is in her mid 30s, blonde hair, tanned skin, large D cup breasts (that she loves to show off), and a little bit thick. Danielle was very forward sexually and would tell me she would try anything once.

The Uptight Roommate Saga [MF] – Reviving one of the best collections of stories posted on this subreddit.

### *Disclaimer*

These posts aren’t mine, but were submitted a few years ago by another user who eventually took them down before deleting his account. Luckily the stories had been stolen from this subreddit and posted on a NSFW Tumblr blog, but the blog was deleted and the posts with it when Tumblr purged all its NSFW content. But I did some digging and was fortunately able to find all 13 of the individual posts across various obscure erotica sites, so in case those get taken down too and all accounts of the whole affair are possibly lost forever, I’ve decided to repost them here for all to enjoy, or re-enjoy if you were one of the many captivated by it back during it’s original run. Although I can’t contact the guy and ask him about it, obviously the original author had his reasons to not want these posts public anymore, but the Internet is written in ink. But I went ahead and changed the names used anyway in a minimal effort to protect privacy/dignity. This story is hot as fuck and it would be a disservice if it were abandoned and forgotten on the fourth page of Google search results, so I’m posting them here so they can be found easily and definitively. Though, the Mods will do their thing if they take issue with it and that’ll be that, I guess. :/

[MF] fuck me in her bed [cheating]

During college I was lucky enough to study in Germany for a semester with a group of students from around the US. We went to class 4 days a week, partied, and traveled around the continent the rest of the time – miss it every single day.

I met Annie at the club. She was in our program but we hadn’t connected until that night. She was blonde and wearing a short dress that hugged her curves, but really made sure you took notice of her legs… and I did. We ended up dancing and she pulled me in close when she felt my hard cock against her ass. She reached around and rubbed me through my pants right there on the dance floor. “Is that for me?” she asked with a smirk.

Didn’t last too much longer on the dance floor and ended up going to her apartment which was about a 10 minute walk from the club. Needless to say we fucked like animals that night. She was super vocal and I was drunk enough to moan and say nasty things to her.

But this story isn’t about Annie…

[F] Memoirs of a sushi girl (#4)

This story is about some of the things that went on in the private rooms in the club I worked at in Hong Kong as a sushi hostess. The private rooms in the back were for those that wanted extra money and didn’t mind catering to some of the more…exotic tastes of the members. Although they were billed as nothing more than private KTV (karaoke) rooms for guests to enjoy, back there just about anything went, and what went on back there was technically illegal. The management turned a blind eye to anything that happened in there as long as the member was satisfied, the girl was OK with whatever happened (and he made it pretty clear that unless there was a problem big enough to get the bouncers involved – and it had better be a *big* problem – she was OK with whatever happened) and the exorbitant fee the restaurant charged for the room was paid.

[FM] Technically I never touched him

Hi! I’m Cindy and I have a confession to make, it’s taken me a while to finally write this and I hope it will give me some relief because I have felt so guilty about this (even though technically I didn’t do anything). Sorry if this is longer than the usual confession but I don’t have anybody to talk to about this.

I’m happily married now but last summer me and my husband were going through some serious problems and we even separated technically when he moved into a hotel for a while. I’m not going to go into all those boring details but we had a low point and every relationship has its low points. We are much stronger now and ya spoiler but we are not getting divorced. But it was a very tough time and lots of terrible things were done and said and it’s hard to express how alone I felt at that time. But I am no angel either and at that time I have to confess I was talking to a guy online and having some riskay conversations for sure without my husband’s knowledge. That’s part of what I want to confess now.

Watched as [M]y girl[F]riend fucked multiple strangers in a hotel room for Valentine’s Day weekend [cuckold]

I set up the date and the reservation and she found the guys on Tinder. I’ve told her I wanted to watch her fuck a complete stranger and she delivered as a gift for Valentine’s Day with a bit of a bonus.

We went out for dinner and got back to the hotel. The room I booked was great. Everything was as the picture showed, big bed and a couch which she would use for her extra date. We entered the room and she immediately began kissing me and stripping naked. “He’s on his way already. I gotta get ready” she goes into the bathroom and after about 30mins she comes back out wearing a purple and black bra less corset with thigh high fishnet stockings. Her black hair is pulled up into a ponytail and she has her makeup from our dinner date touched up. She kisses me and asks “are you ready?” I tell her I’m ready and she tells me “good. He’s waiting in the parking lot, I’ll message him” she messages him and calls down to the hotel lobby to let them know we have a visitor coming up. She kisses me one last time “I’m so excited babe.. now get comfortable and enjoy watching your little slut”

[FM] Took the day off work to fuck

NOTE: If you’re new to my stories, you may want to check my post history for older stories.

What We Look Like: My husband (40) is 6’3” and in great physical shape with strong shoulders and back. He has brown hair and a beard with just a hint of ginger. I’m a shorty- 5 foot even with long curly auburn hair and blue eyes. I have natural DDDs and thick muscular legs and ass because I do a lot of yoga. Squats are a girl’s best friends!

Our Relationship: After nearly 2 decades of a dead bedroom, we have woken up to a season of sexual liberation. We use cannabis to enhance our bedroom activities, so that may come into play in stories. Thanks for reading.

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We both took the day off work to fuck. I’m still st home but he has some errands to run and promises to be home by 11 AM.

[MF] How things were in the old days

I recently helped my friend move his grandfather into a retirement home. After we finished, we were enjoying some beers and his grandfather shared some pretty great stories. Now I have no idea how true these are so take them with a grain of salt. He has alway been a master storyteller so I hope to do him justice. He’s also always been a dirty old man but he’s finally reached the age where it seems funny and harmless instead of just creepy.

There was a story on the front page of the newspaper about a male teacher getting fired for having sex with his female student. This started Gramps (I’m not going to give out his real name for obvious reasons) on a long monologue about how things have changed. He is 75 years old. He was a teacher and a principal before he retired. He started work as a teacher in the 1960s.

When he started teaching, he talked about how it was an open secret that most of the single male teachers would sleep with students. Apparently they didn’t even try to hide it within the male members of the faculty. He talked about how he and another teacher and his principal went fishing and talked about which girls would put out and who they thought was hot.

That Time I Creampied A Stripper From Night School [MF]

“…that club meetings may not be held at any location displaying racist or sexist memorabilia, or where controlled substances, alcohol, tobacco, firearms, explosives, or any other materials deemed unsuitable by the faculty adviser or the director of student activities are available to students.”

I was 23, had started taking classes at a community college and was seeing a short, curvy, redheaded grad student. Some classmates had wanted to organize a club, and I thought participating would be a good way to get to know people. The first year had gone well, we’d secured a room in the back of an old coffee shop and had twenty or thirty regular attendees.

Some drama had happened at another club, though, and now we had to sit for a formal reading of the student activities rules. The rambling list of prohibitions had gotten old, and I tried to make a joke.

“So the backup plan to use my apartment is out. The rules don’t say we can’t get some cocaine *after* the meeting is adjourned, though, is that right?”