Let’s call my friends Joe and Joanne. That’s not their real names but that’s okay. This was in 2013 when I was 19 years old and still a virgin. My friend Joanne lived in Europe at the time. She came to visit me and I picked her up at the airport. She had a really long flight from Germany to California so we decided to go grab a bite to eat. We went to her favorite Chinese place from back when she lived here and we saw my friend Joe. He came over and we sat together. They hit it off like nothing I’ve ever seen. We go back to my place and he is mapping out her body with his hands like fucking Vespucci. The sexual energy was causing disruptions in the power grid. Then they said “hey NotMyDogPaul, wanna have a threewo?” Being a virgin, a storyteller and a person who has always been taught to accept something offered with an open heart with a similarly open mind, I didn’t think I was really in a position to refuse. We started talking and about how to do it because Joe and Joanne were also virgins at age 21 and 19 respectively. But after much consideration, they decided that it’d be weird if I join in, even though they’d be fine with me standing in the corner and watching and touching myself. That was a touch to much for me, though. I let them use my bed and I gave them condoms because I want to be a good host. They were really having at it. The best way to describe it was bears battling evolution. Ugly grunts and groans. I couldn’t sleep. They were too loud. Finally, I hear their night come to a crescendo. Joe had to go immediately after so they both took a sexy shower together and he left. She could see that I’m feeling awkward about the whole situation. I was excited to lose my virginity and it didn’t happen but it was my problem and I didn’t wanna make it her problem. She says to me “hey NotMyDogPaul, he fucked me but he didn’t cuddle with me. Do you wanna finish the job he couldn’t?” So I cuddled with her as she was in her underwear sporting an awkward boner as the big spoon, trying desperately to keep my hips away from hers. She then told me about her fucked up childhood for 6 hours straight as I reexamined my life choices. The end.
Category: gonewildstories
[MF] June and July 2018, how it all ended. A paranoia about exhibitionism and voyeurism.
[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az0qoe/february_and_march_2018_when_it_all_started_a/) [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az79x4/april_and_may_2018_the_observer_is_observed_a/)
May, 2018
Not blue? Threesome? Am I being heard? Did she have her ear on her door as well? No, the stranger mentioned I was wrong about the color of her panties. How could he have listened to me?
I clean up myself with a towel, get dressed, go to the living room and light up a cigarrete and a joint in a desperate move to calm down. She leaves her room wrapped in her blanket, comes to the other couch and turns on the TV.
– Will you pass me the joint? I thought you went to bed…
– I was but couldn’t manage to sleep… I’m gonna try again… bye. I simply couldn’t get to sleep that night.
**JUNE**
As days passed by, I tried to forget that event, I just probably misheard those words afterall. Our evening program was still fun. Marijuana, TV shows, blankets, muffled moans, crossed legs masturbation, kitchen escapes and sometimes she went to her bedroom to have some extra privacy and freedom to make louder noises. That was good. One of these days after a rough session that was accompanied by a buzzing sound (had she bought a vibrator? that was news) she even left her room wrapped in a towel, made her way to the kitchen, grabbed a banana and went back to her room. Skype-style voices again. More than one voice this time.
[FM] Uber Driving Slut blows a Norwegian guy
Hi Y’all,
I decided to get in some Uber driving today as my husband had taken the kids to see the planes he works on at JBLM. I’d seen enough of the Air Force for now so let him and the kids have some daddy time.
I jumped in my Accord Hybrid and headed to SeaTac to see if I could find some riders and make some money. I decided to go braless today to see if I could get some better tips from perhaps a horny guy or two I’d give a ride to. My nipples were hard and poked out through the stretchy purple cloth of my shirt. The areolas and tips were distinctly visible. It was like my boobs had been painted purple.
I got to the Denny’s that backs to the Uber holding area where drivers wait for rides. I decided to go into Denny’s to use the restroom and get a to-go coffee. After using the bathroom I was washing up at the sink and in the mirror noticed my nipples still stood out like beacons, but there was nothing I could do about it. My mother cursed me with her thick, pointy nipples, and large areola. I was stricken with mommy tits and nipples.
[M]y [F]ling with a Married Woman Part 2
**Recap**
So in my last post I talked about meeting up with a married woman. Long story short it was incredible, the sex was hot, and I really liked being around her. We met up in a random city while I was travelling for reasons. I’ll leave a link to Part 1 here…
Part 1: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/aywh1w/my_fling_with_a_married_woman_f_part_1/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/aywh1w/my_fling_with_a_married_woman_f_part_1/)
**Summary**
A night out at the bar with a married woman leads me to bringing her back to my hostel and fucking her on the roof.
**The Night Out**
So after fucking in the hostel bed and then fucking in the public shower room at the hostel, we decided it would be a good idea to head out and get some food. Cora is a girl that’s always had fun going out to bars and parties. I’m not that kind of person so I let Cora take the lead. We were walking down a really nice strip in the city which is luckily right where my hostel is. There were people walking around and a bunch of bars. Cora had her hair down and some light makeup. She was wearing a low cut red top. It had straps that went across her chest. Her cleavage made it look as though her tits were ready to burst from her chest. Cora had on some jean leggings. Those leggings hugged her perfect ass that I desperately wanted my cock between again… I was wearing a nice t-shirt and some jeans. Cora is a much better dresser than I am.
[MF] “Your bio says you like smoking trees? How about you bring some of that over, and then I climb you like a tree?”
Her name was Carolina, 20, going to the same college as me, and we had matched on Tinder a few days before. She had pale skin, with just a hint of honey in it, and dark, striking eyes the exact same shade as her hair and eyebrows. She looked a lot like [Anne Hatheway](https://imgur.com/a/lSoi8gs), but with thicker, more defined eyebrows and a rounder face.
And her body didn’t disappoint either; she had a couple bikini pictures, and she was curvy in all the right places while also being skinny enough for her abs to be clearly visible, forming smooth lines down her stomach. Her profile said she had been a model and I could believe it.
I was a little entranced, and her profile had said she taking applications for a friends with benefits, so I messaged her.
“Is there an oral interview for this position?
She replied later that evening. “Of course! How else could I tell if you’re qualified?
We continued to flirt a for few more messages, and then I absentmindly forget to reply and drifted off to sleep.
Got head followed by an odd question [MF]
First time ever posting, but as I read stories on here I figured I’d share some of my own. I’m not a ladies man by any means and being a fluffy husky type of guy I’ve had a good share of women.
As this story goes (around 04′ or 05′) it was well before apps like Tinder and such but was still easy enough to use the internet to hook up. I called into work because I was feeling “sick” and proceeded to enjoy my day off. I used Yahoo messenger and the chat rooms to find women to dat and or hook up with because I was pretty shy and had been rejected alot during high school (I’m 20 at this point I think) and I lacked alot of confidence talking to women so I turned to chat rooms.
April and May 2018, the observer is observed. A story about exhibitionism and voyeurism, maybe. [MF]
[Part 1 is here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/az0qoe/february_and_march_2018_when_it_all_started_a/)
July, 2018. I finally pretend to wake up on the couch as I hear my brother escape a pleasure groan from the other couch. She runs to the bathroom, denim shorts unzipped and I hear a spit sound coming from there. When I check, there is semen down the sink drain.
**APRIL**
Her relationship with her boyfriend was not doing so well, she had been clearly more extrovert between friends and I thought she’d been sexier than ever. We used to watch Netflix and smoke a joint at night, but we didn’t own a smart TV so there was a PC on the floor connected to it. One of these Fridays the cable had a bad connection, which started to happen often.
– Let me check it – I prompted myself to be helpful.
– No need to, I’ll do it. Don’t look at my ass – she said playfully.
She was wearing yoga shorts. Sure I won’t look, I thought playfully. All I can see now is you in all fours with your ass pointing up to me, moving your hips side to side, in a hypnotizing way, trying to find the right spot.
[MFM] You browse /r/massivecock with your nerdy tall skinny IT boyfriend. Then you send nudes
Oh, hey there Tumblr, how ya been? Long time no talk. Let’s chat, shall we?
Well, that was an interesting couple of weeks. Sorry for the delay in updating everybody, my life has been crazy busy over the past couple of weeks. I’m really in the thick of hings at work, and I’m putting in lots of hours, and usually when I get home, my life consists of a quick dinner while watching some mindless TV show, and an early bed time. But fear not, I haven’t abandoned all you wonderful followers.
An update on the exciting parts of my relationship for the past two weeks:
So, last time I updated everybody was after my boyfr– I mean my coworker and I went out for pizza and I met (re-met) Matt and gave him my number. We’ll… that was Monday night, and after he dropped me off, I was hoping I would hear from him soon, but he didn’t call me Tuesday or Wednesday, and by Thursday I figured he wasn’t interested, and chalked it up to a good try, but nothing more… More on that later.
But first:
So – on Thursday after work I was pretty stressed out, and I really just needed something to take my mind off things, and I decided I would try to call Brandon again. I OKed it with my boyfriend, who agreed that I was a bit stressed out lately, and thought it would be good if I spent some time with Brandon for a while, since I hadn’t seen him since my Birthday. However, it was like 7:30 in the evening, and I thought that I needed a new “excuse” to meet up with Brandon, because the “[bf] is working” thing has been done a few times, and I don’t want to wear it out. So, after talking with my boyfriend, we came up with a new reason to hook up with Brandon, that would be both original and fun, for all three of us.
I called Brandon and when he answered I told him that I was in the middle of a run, and asked him if he was available for a “quickie”, to which he readily agreed. He asked me where I was, and if I wanted him to come meet me somewhere. I lied, and told him that I was at a park nearby, but told him that I would just come to his house, rather than continue my “normal run”. So I hurried and changed into some running shorts, t-shirt and sports bra, kissed my bf goodbye, and promised to tell him all about it, and I literally ran to Brandon’s house.
I have an arm band that I use when I run. It basically just holds my phone against my upper arm so I can listen to music on my headphones while I run. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. This is important, so if you don’t know what I mean, Google it. Anyway, Brandon lives about 20 min away at a normal jogging pace. I made it it about 16… I was excited about what my bf and I had planned.
So, right before I got to his house, I stopped, and called my boyfriend. As soon as he answered, I asked him if he was ready for the fun part of the plan, and he said yes, so I put my headphones in again, and made sure he could hear me, but hen turned off my phone’s screen, put it in my arm band, and walked up to Brandon’s front door. Oh yeah I did.
I knocked on the door, and I was out of breath. It was half from the run, and half in anticipation. One of Brandon’s roommates answered. I had to ask for him. Yes, you read that right – I asked someone I didn’t even know to let me into his house so I could have a quickie with his roommate – of course, he didn’t know why I was there. So, he let me in, and yelled for Brandon. I came inside, and pulled my headphones out of my ears, and wrapped them around my phone while it was still on my armband.
Brandon came down the hall and looked at me – all sweaty and out of breath in my running gear – and had no idea that my phone was in the middle of a call. He nodded at me, and I followed him down the hall to his room. We closed the door behind us, and I took off my armband and phone, and set it on his dresser. It was perfect. He asked me why I called him, and I told him that I had had a really rough week at work, and just needed it bad, and fast, because my bf was at my house, and he thought I was out on a run. He laughed and told me to get to it. So I did. I had my shirt off in a matter of seconds, and he was right behind me.
I don’t think I actually thought about Brandon at all. You might think I’m crazy for saying that, but it’s true. I was naked, and riding him cowgirl while he was laying back in his bed, and the only thing I could think about was how my phone was about 3 feet away from me with my boyfriend on the other end. It was crazy hot! As much as my boyfriend’s fantasy was to hear me having sex, I have to admit that me knowing he could hear me was waaaay hotter than I ever expected it to be. When Brandon started getting mean again, I came, fast. He called me a dirty slut, and that was it. That, with the phone thing did the trick, and pushed me over the edge. I was into it. I liked it. A lot. I don’t know what that means really – I never pictured myself liking being called names, but for whatever reason, I liked it when he did that evening. He didn’t last long either after that, and let out a nice guttural grunt that could only mean one thing to anybody listening in.
The whole thing was fast, and hot. It was done and over in like 15 min. I actually thanked Brandon for letting me come over as I was getting dressed again, and told him that I might need to go on runs more frequently, which, again, he thought was a fantastic idea. I grabbed my phone and arm band, and left. I was only there about 25 min total. It was exactly what my bf and I wanted: hot, fast, and new. As a bonus we even got to incorporate one of my boyfriends fantasies as well. I had a great time. As soon as I got around the corner, I put the phone to my ear and asked my bf if he liked that, and all he said was “oh my god Courtney, that was the hottest thing I’ve ever heard”. I told him to come get me, and 10 min later he was there with his car to pick me up and take me home.
We got home and went at it like rabbits all night.
My boyfriend loved and hated every minute of being on the phone. He told me he was about ready to explode the whole time with a range of different emotions. He hated Brandon, he loved me, he was jealous of Brandon, he was proud of me. He told me that when He heard Brandon call me a dirty slut he about lost it, but then he heard me moaning, and that was even more of a mind fuck.
From that point until tonight, I have really been thinking a lot about us, and about myself, and where I want this to go next. I don’t really know what I want yet. But I’m finding that there are things that really turn me on that I had never even considered before.
So, that was all last week. Now, completely shifting gears here for a brief note…
On Wednesday night of this week, I got a call from Matt, which was totally awesome. He asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink. I didn’t have the chance to ask my boyfriend, because I wasn’t expecting anything, so I assumed that he would be ok with it, and I accepted while I was on the phone with Matt. My boyfriend was actually working that night, so I texted him, and told him about the call, and that I had accepted. He was happy for me, of course, and told me to have a good time. I thought he might be upset that I didn’t ask him first, but he was cool with it.
Matt and I had fun. We met up and just talked over a few drinks at a bar. Just a casual friendly drink thing. No kissing, no sex, nothing like that – at least not yet. Just feeling each other out for now and seeing if we clicked. He is a cool guy. He is smart, has a good job, and seems to have a fun outlook on life. My “coworker” and I are going to have to discuss him further. I could see myself expanding my horizons with him a bit in the future. At he end of the night, we made more plans.
We are having dinner tomorrow night ;)
[M]y Christmas Eve MIL[F]
I’ve changed the names and certain details, and certain aspects have been made non-linear for sake of clarity/to make up for my lack of memory taking its toll, but this was hands down the hottest night of my life.
Me: 28, 5’11-ish, Brunette, 165 lbs. with a toned build from weightlifting and a 6” x 5” penis (ok it’s within a rounding error of six, but at least I’m not saying it’s a 28″ cock like all the other guys on here!)
Lauren: 44, 5’9″, blonde/reddish wavy hair, legs up to her shoulders seemingly, a little bit of a belly but by no means fat, and (let’s face it, this is what you guys really care about) an ok ass & boobs that border on Ds/Es. Imagine if Susan Tedeschi’s hypothetical sister had slightly darker hair and was a little curvier and you wouldn’t be significantly off the mark. Steamy action starts at $$$$$$$$$
—————-
[FM] Naughty with my foreign father-in-law Part 5
FIRST POST:[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a0y6o0/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a0y6o0/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw/)
SECOND POST : :[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a1uy7h/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_2/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a1uy7h/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_2/)
THIRD POST: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a6wj77/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_3/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a6wj77/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_3/)
FOURT POST: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/akpbrm/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/akpbrm/fm_naughty_with_my_foreign_fatherinlaw_part_4/)
(LONG ASS READ)
MVP pose [https://imgur.com/U3mMEge](https://imgur.com/U3mMEge)