[M]y hot encounter with a naughty [F] at work

The girl who introduced me to the naughtier side of reddit was a coworker of mine at my last job. She was like me in that she was Latin but pretty whitewashed. She was sweet and had a pretty face, but she was definitely not petite. She had to be 5’2” and she was THICK. Kinda skinny legs, but the rest of her was not. And because of that, guys at that place didn’t really notice her. But I certainly noticed her smile, low cut shirts and ample cleavage. She also had two prominent dove tattoos above her tits.

She was always very nice to me, but I was always distracted by work and whatever girl had my attention at the time. Anyway, one day, she randomly stopped by my desk (she never did that) and attempted small talk… asking how things were and whatnot. And that was that. Then a short time after she walked away, she sent me a text saying she’s always such a chicken around me.

My[F] fuck buddy[M] came, kept going, and came again

My fuck buddy and I had spent most of the day binge watching Firefly and then Serenity. Near the end we both were getting pretty worked up because we hadn’t seen each other in a week and there had been lots of sexual tension all day long. When the movie was over, I straddled him on the couch and between deep kisses, I asked him what he thought.

About one choppy sentence later, I get up and take him by the hand and pull him into the bedroom. While we’re making out, I take his shirt off, undo his belt and pull his pants down. He reciprocates. I get him on the bed and start giving him some wicked good head. Again, hadn’t seen him in a while and I was aching to suck his cock. After about 10 min, he wants me on my knees.

Best [f]ender bender of my young life [FM]

So this might be a weird place to start a post on this subreddit, but it’s my post, so bare with me. I am a great driver. I pride myself on being a great driver. My friends agree I am a great driver.

So I kinda rearended this guy’s car this weekend. I can’t offer much of a defense other than I was tired from work, emotionally strained from a recent brake up, and it was raining. I slammed on my brakes a bit too late, and hit him, fortunately not doing more than minor damage to either his car or mine.

My initial reaction was “fuck, his car looks a lot more expensive than mine.” We pulled over and through on our hazards and then my next thought was “fuck, he is really attractive.”

Thom is a bit older than me, 29 to be exact. He stands a lot taller than I do… 6’3 to my 5’4. Slim in a “I do a lot of cardio” kinda way. Light brown hair with a slight beard. Light gray eyes. A way of carrying himself that says he is self-assured without being cocky. So yeah, good thing it was raining because I was about to melt into a puddle at his feet.

[MF] Matched with a chubby barista, smoked, ate her ass, and fucked for an hour in front of a camera

My posts tend to be too long so I’m gonna keep this as short as possible. Last year around this time I was on Bumble and I matched with this big girl, she had bright purple hair and all of her pictures were in swimwear. I usually try to avoid bigger girls (nothing against them, as you’ll find out!) but I rolled with it because she was cute.

We talked for a bit, she said she was interested in a FWB so I was down. Talked a lot about stuff we were into and what we wanted to try. She had never had her ass eaten and I wanted to film a porno for the first time, so we decided to do both. I drove over to her apartment the next day.

She loaded a bowl for us and we smoked on her balcony, talking about random stuff like our work and past relationships. I had just gotten out of a nasty one way relationship with a narcissist, so I was hesitant to be committed to anyone, and she totally understood, so much so that she kissed me. I noticed right away that she tasted exactly like Starbucks coffee, which threw me off, but I thought it was funny.

[MF] The best week of my life

So I’ve mentioned this girl in a few other posts but this is the story of how we had one of the most awesome weeks I’ve ever had.

I met a girl (let’s call her G) at a party a few years ago. She was shy (as am I) and wasn’t talking much. I knew I liked her but wasn’t sure how to engage and just sort of joked around with my friend who invited her to try and spark conversation. Eventually they left but before she did I hugged her which she later told me “Felt different”

I asked her out for a drink a few weeks later. We kissed at the end of the first date and started to see each other regularly. We slept together a few weeks later.

That first night when I was taking off her clothes I nearly felt my eyes pop out of their sockets. Her breasts were huge compared to how they looked with clothes on. I was very excited.

A quick detour from the convention party [FM]

It’s been a busy start to the year for me, but in all the most boring ways properly, which has meant a major dry spell too, and with no conventions early in the year I’ve been pretty fed up. However, last weekend finally marked the first event of the year, which me and a long-standing friend headed down to – meeting up for lunch, then jumping on a train and making it to the convention a couple of hours later.

The event itself takes place in a hotel, so getting from hotel room to convention was simple, and we took it easy on the Friday – no cosplay, just hanging out, catching up with some people, and having a few drinks. Although, of course, I found myself sat in the hotel bar and sneaking looks at Tinder to pass the time whenever the conversation waned.

Come Saturday, it was our first cosplay day, and for me my outfit of choice was Asuka from Evangelion’s school uniform – a red wig with unique hair clips, a white blouse with red bow, short blue skirt with straps over the shoulders, and knee-high white socks topped off with normal school-style shoes. It’s probably my current favourite outfit, so I was pretty thrilled to get to show off in it again, and was in a bright mood as I strode about and posed for photos.

I got back together with my FWB right in on front of her bf, while he was forced to listen [MF]

Marina and I knew each other for a while after matching on Tinder. I remember our first date, we went out to the bar and after one drink she asked if I could show her my place so I did…except there wasn’t much showing and more going at each other all night long. That’s what she was like, she was fun and frisky. She just graduated college and was working part time before applying to grad school. Marina had an amazing body everything a guy could ask for. She was short and petite, brunette, hazel eyes, perky C cups, and a phat ass for such a tiny girl since her workout routine was pretty much all squats and the stairs.

Fast forward two months, I had just come back from an assignment where I was in another part of the country for work helping out a client with their systems. I remember coming back and all I wanted to do is have some fun and use her throat. I text Marina, “Hey, come over ;)”. Generally, I’d get a response quick but this time was a bit different. After a little bit she replies with, “I have a boyfriend now…”. I thought it was surprising considering she was wild, and then I get another text, “I’d love to still be friends, and you should meet him! Wanna meet up?” I thought to myself this is going to be such a waste of time, I can just go out with somebody else, but curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see what her boyfriend looked like.

[MM] My straight mate from work becomes curious

This is a true story that happened to me last year. After reading all the hot stories on here I though’t I’d finally share one of mine.

So some background. I used to work with this smoking hot straight guy called Jack (not his real name as I feel a bit weird about using his actual name). Jack was a super nice guy and we would always have a good chat over a drink after work. While being super nice he also had a cheeky side which would come out after a few drinks and we would often drunkenly flirt with each other till it went too far and he became a bit awkward. His gf also used to work with us and we would often joke about how I fancied him, which she was always cool about (all the girls in the office fancied him too so I think we was used to it). Boy did I fancy him too, I had more than a couple of wanks thinking about him. We worked together for a couple of years then both left the company at around the same time. We did the usual of promising to stay in touch and exchanged a few messages but it soon dried up and I heard nothing more from him.

Repost – My OKCupid Squirter 25[M] 23[F]

Her profile said she was into casual sex. I figured wtf, and shot her a one-word message, “Casual?” To my surprise, she responded within a few minutes. We met at a bar, and she was cute! She was tall, too. Really tall, like 6’2”. She had an average build and reddish/blonde hair. After a couple drinks and so-so conversation, we went to her place. When we were inside, I made my move right away. I started slowly, but we were full on passionate making out in no time. This was my first kiss with a taller woman. Reaching my mouth up was a bit of a strain and made me feel kind of giraffey. I’m 5’10, slender, and pretty average looking. I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

I grabbed her hips and pressed my hard cock against her crotch. My hands roamed under her shirt and bra, down the front of her body and back around to grab her ass. I took off her shirt, my shirt, and her bra. I kissed along her neck and collarbone and held one tit in my hand while I kissed her other nipple.

[MF] ALMOST fucked fat italian cop that was in the train lobby with my boyfriend because out of boredom I started to fantasize how cop is here to supervise our spectacular quick arrest by counter terrorism unit. I got carried away so I started to DROOL.

One time I was wearing only my dress and I was with my boyfriend in a train and in the lobby there was one obvious cop without uniform.

Out of boredom I started to daydream how we’re terrorists and he is monitoring us because the train will stop every minute now and riot police will come in, strip us both butt naked, spank our asses red, buttplug us, and make us walk on foot with our heads down (how is that called?) outside of train.

I’m not into violent arrests but like super professional and thorough one where there is zero chance of escaping. NONE. IT’S OVER BITCH.

“HANDS ON YOUR BACK!!!”

Riot gear, army, big guns.

“ON THE FLOOR. GET ON THE FLOOR YOU FUCKING BITCH.

Faceless guys and maybe even girls.

“HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. FACE ON THE FLOOR”

They are very quick and in the hurry.

“SPREAD YOUR LEGS SPREAD YOUR LEGS”

Siren is blasting.

“REMOVE THEIR CLOTHES, NOW NOW”

Knife on our throats.

“ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT”