This is a repost. Apparently people didn’t read the note I put at the bottom, and flagged my story as fake, so I’ll post it here at the top now: ***Yes, of course the text screen shots are not the actual conversation. I made it using a stupid website. It is how I remember the conversation. I did it because I wanted to switch it up and it was a tribute to the awesome saga of the guy with the big dick with the hot cousin. I wish he would come out of hiding and tell some more stories.***
I’m a 39-year-old teacher in a high school in Appalachia. Several years ago I was married and we were lucky enough to have a son we named Sam. Then I became single (not going into why). After a few months of crawling inside a bottle I decided to get my shit together and focus all of my efforts on being a decent human being and spend all of my time and effort to do the best job I can to raise my son. He’s now in 8th grade (7th grade during this story). I’m six feet tall about 175 pounds. I’m in good shape.