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I was laying on my stomach, and I was just scrolling through social media. I adjusted my hips and the waist of my shorts hiked up. I started to kick my foot and found the seam of my shorts was digging into my clit. I started rocking back and forth and circling my hips and I, unexpectedly, orgasmed.
What’s the most interesting or unexpected way you’ve orgasmed?
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My Ex-GF used to LOVE eating my ass, it’s one of the hottest things a girl has done to me.
I’ll tell you about the first time that sparked it.
We just both finished showering, she told me to find something to watch while she got us some drinks.
I was laying down on the bed on my stomach, naked in just a robe.
My Ex comes and sits on the bed next to me, she starts to kiss my legs and starts to pull my robe up.
She starts kissing the back of my thighs & then all of a sudden flips my robe up to reveal my ass.
My cock instantly got stiff, all of a sudden she plunges her tongue into my ass.
She starts licking slowly & whispers
“Do you like it baby?”
I can’t help but beg for more.
She calls me her little dirty boy, god my cock gets hard retelling this.
I decide to say fuck it & get on all fours for this and stick my ass up.
She reaches under & starts stroking my rock hard cock and eating my ass.
This happened about a year ago. My fiance and I went to a casino to celebrate our 6 year anniversary together. Partly to gamble, mostly for the crazy happy hour specials they have. My fiance is 5 ft tall, but nice D tits, and a perky but small ass. How I managed to get someone as hot as her, I’ll never know. Normally, she’s super conservative with sex. Rather vanilla, and the chances of this happening normally is absolutely zero.
Anyway, she decided to wear a short, tight black dress, and a sexy pair of wedges. (I have a thing for wedges. I can’t explain it, but wedges are 10x sexier than heels) and she is already running through my mind and the night hasn’t even began.
We end up staying at the bar and not gambling at all. She had a good 5 or 6 drinks and was definitely feeling good. Time comes for us to leave, and she starts teasing me. The casino is about a 40 minute drive from our place. 20 mins on a highway, and 20 mins on normal roads. The entire time we’re on the highway, she’s distracting me. She starts by running her hand over my thigh, inching closer to my cock. She pulls down her dress to show more cleavage. I use one hand to feel her tits, and she finally grabs and starts massaging me through my pants. After I stop feeling her up, she undoes her seatbelt and leans over to ask me to take the back roads home.
I’m a 45 year old white male, married, living in NY. All my life I’ve found myself the dominant one in sexual relationships. I don’t mean to say that I’m necessarily dominant, but rather, most women I’ve been with were very submissive, and that’s ok. My current wife, I love, I love her like crazy, but she, too, is submissive. She also isn’t very adventuresome. That’s ok though. Sex doesn’t define my love for her. I do, however, miss some acts and doing some things that are off limits with my wife, so I’ve taken to seeing escorts. I really don’t need a lecture on how this is dangerous and/or cheating. I always use protection and would never endanger my wife. As for cheating, no, I don’t see it that way. I’m doing stuff with the escorts that I can’t do at home, not finding comfort in another or just doing it to be with someone different.
Ok. So, as I’ve said, I’ve always been the dominant one. Even when I first started going to escorts, it was the same, I just took the lead because that’s what’s expected. One time I was with an escort that I see regularly and she is VERY submissive and we had a great session. Hair pulling, choking, slapping, rimming, foot licking, greek, etc… It was great, she was into it and we had a blast.
My girlfriend and I started discussing swinging and we both were very intrigued and interested in it. We started out ,what seemed to be the usual place to look back then , craigslist. We met a few, we also met a few flakes and then we heard about a swingers club in Atlanta, so we decided to go check it out. Saturday came and we were off, when we got there it was amazing, upscale food, Awesome dance floor ,and a amazing back cabana room.
I’ll try and keep this short as my first story got erased by me accidentally.
The club had many TVs hanging around with nonstop porn playing. We made it to the back cabana room where it was nothing but sexiness everywhere. We met a couple in the pool and started talking and flirting with them. After about an hour we all ended up in a side room doing a full swap. Hit it off very well with the couple. The next morning I went downstairs for breakfast in the hotel, I saw the female eating at a table. I smiled and said hello, And hoped that last night was fun, She replied it was amazing. I asked if I could join her for breakfast, she said of course. She asked about my girlfriend, I told her that she was still sleeping and she said her man was too. I gave her my room number and told her that they should stop by before we all checked out. Hour later they came by and we all bullshitted until we ended up orally swapping, then fucking our partners in front of each other. We decided to I’ll go have lunch and we swapped numbers and said we would keep in touch and try and come back.
This is the most surreal event of my life. I only told one person this story because it seems too unbelievable. I’m still not sure if they fully believed me but I had no reason to lie.
I was in my mid 30s and finally decided to leave my wife. See all my previous stories to see how much I cheated. It wasn’t a good marriage.
To help push me was a former co worker, Elena, who was also in a really shitty marriage. She was 23 at the time married to someone a little older than me.
She “stole” him from his wife when she was 19.
He turned out to be incredibly emotionally abusive.
I was in a depressed time in my life. Quit my job for a career change and was unhappy at home.
Elena and I kept in touch after I left the job and we bonded over our crappy marriages. It didn’t take long for things to become flirty. Also didn’t take long to develop real feelings. Elena was super cute. She was Eastern European, short, 5’2” on a good day (no heals) with amazing c cup breasts and a thin but slightly curvy body.
One night at a bar I saw my ex getting hit on by this tourist guy. He was very handsy and kept grabbing her in towards his body. She made a token show of resistance but was always allowing herself to be pulled in and pressed up against his body (from front and back). He was a great looking guy so can’t blame her.. although she was going out with her (future) husband at this stage.
Later on in the night I saw them facing each other in a hug position but her hands were in between them at around belly button height. It looked a little weird since she didn’t have her arms hooked around his neck or waist. They stayed in that position for a long while and I decided to approach them. I came from the side so I could see her hand was positioned in between their stomachs and I noticed it was moving up and down. My first guess was she must’ve been rubbing or scratching his stomach or something, but as I got a bit closer I saw she was gripping something in her hand and tugging it up & down.
I’ve been seeing someone for a while now and we’ve grown very comfortable with each other. We are pretty much dating, but without the commitment and expectations.
Last year one of my aunts was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. The entire ordeal was stressful and I noticed myself spending more time with my partner. For story-telling purposes, we’ll call him Dave.
Some time around February, the doctors decided to stop all of my aunt’s treatment and send her to hospice. I spent the next three weeks at work, with her, and with Dave. No one in my family was handling the news in a healthy manner. Because of this, a few days after her passing, my second-cousin (her grandson) ended up in a rehabilitation center. He was sent to the hospital the night before her viewing and called me to let me know. He wanted me to handle everything for him while he was gone because I was the person he trusted the most. I spent the day of my aunt’s viewing shuffling between consoling family members, on the phone with my second-cousin’s mother, and on the phone with his father.
I met up with some friends at a local bar that I work at for a gender reveal party last weekend. We had a private room and didn’t go over to the bar much, servers would come to us and take orders, so we weren’t around the crowd at the bar that night much.
I work at this bar on weekends, just bar backing so it isn’t that exciting but I know everyone who works there and was able to get any additional drinks or food so I didn’t have to bother and of the servers if they were busy.
The party only lasted a few hours before people started to leave but working behind a bar means that I don’t get to go out much so I decided to stay, have a couple more drinks and then talk to my coworkers as I sobered up.
I went outside to smoke a cigarette later in the night and that’s when I met, let’s just call her, the cougar. A very attractive woman in her late 50s, I am only 25. She and I began shooting the shit as smokers usually do when outside, she invited me back to the bar where she started rubbing my back and laying her head on my shoulder.
I wasn’t sure what was going on because 1, it was so random. And 2, I recently started seeing someone but with the signs that the cougar was giving me, I knew I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
She was only in town for one night and at the bar alone, she was at a concert earlier that day. After a couple drinks and my confidence building, I decided to straight up offer to take her home. Expecting to be shut down and embarrassed that I even asked someone old older than my mother. I had a “fuck it” attitude and went for it.
The cougar had me follow her back to her hotel and her daughter (who is a year older than I am) was sleeping in the next room. We started making out and I was touching her body. For her age, her body was incredible. We started undressing each other and I began to eat out, but then, out of nowhere, she squirted on me (multiple times) I have never had anyone do that before and it just fueled the entire situation.
We started to fuck in many different positions, she was the kinkiest woman I have ever been with. After I finally came, I busted all over her. She demanded it when I said I was getting close.
She wasn’t just done with me yet. I laid down next to her completely amazed that the night was even happening but she kept slowly jerking my dick, then sucked me off saying that I’ll never get better head. She may honestly be right. She kept trying to shove her finger in my ass, I know some people are into that but I avoided it at all costs.
Anyway, she wanted me to stay and cuddle her but I knew to end the night the way I wanted it, as a story, I needed to leave. She stole my underwear trying to get me to stay and then put them on. I left commando.
Before I left, the cougar and I exchanged numbers because she has family in my area and comes here from time to time. She said anytime I want to fuck her mouth, she will have it open for me.
She has texted me since but I have yet to respond. Who knows if I’ll ever hook up with her again. It was a one night drunken experience as far as I am concerned.
She’s 5’1, 100 lbs, cute as a button…think Amy Adams meets Zoey Deschanel, with the body of porn star Katie St Ives (perky tits and bubble butt that defy gravity), and the sexual appetite and preferences of girls like Penny Pax and Remy LaCroix….she’s adorable, submissive, and insatiable in bed. On top of it all, her vanilla day-time alter-ego is that of a librarian. So pencil skirts, high heels, and cardigan sweaters are her normal everyday attire. Just let that description sink in for a bit.
Now imagine if you will, a girl like this wearing porn star worthy attire (a sheer black mesh top, black over the knee socks, mary-jane heels) on her knees in front of three guys sitting side by side on a couch, going down the line sucking their cocks with a pink jeweled plug stretching out her tight little asshole. THAT was just one of many moments we got to enjoy with my little slut this past weekend.
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