24, bored and in need [m]

Hello there, how are you?

Well if you wanna know, I’m extremely bored and hornier than a pubescent teenager about to get his first handy j. Anyways, I need your help, if you choose to accept my fun challenge, all I ask is if you would write what you want to do with me. Yes. Simple, easy and free to explore your mind on an open minded fuck face like me. Ladies and gents are all welcome to play. If you want some extra credit for your work, I will not be opposed to pictures and/ or videos. Just leave your amazing work in my messages and I’ll see who gets the A+.

And go…

The Nervous Virgins [MF]

Note: this is cross-posted elsewhere. Please comment/PM your thoughts. Also feel free to comment or PM your awkward/nervous first time.

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We were both starting college in the fall. We were 18, dating and still virgins. While it was never explicitly stated, we probably would not stay together too long into the beginning of our freshman year, but felt it was right to lose our our virginities to each other. After all we had been dating for 6 months, which in 18 year old time is forever. Also, it probably goes without saying but we rounded all the bases before sliding into home.

We decided we would do it one night after work. I got out around 10 pm and went to her house to pick her up in my early 90s Chevy Cavalier that cost only $200. We lived near a lake and decided it was best to have our first time in a car because we never had a free house. We drove in silence, nervous about what we were doing. A roll of unused condoms burned a hole in my pocket.

I [f] went to a nightclub and hooked up with two guys in a bathroom stall while my boyfriend was home

I went to a club with the girlfriends where we drank and danced the night away. The girls slowly started finding guys and leaving. I was sitting at the bar, very drunk, and saw a cute guy on the other end. We locked eyes. At that moment my coworker texted me “good night slut. Blow a stranger before you go to bed”. So I got up and went over to the hot guy, grabbed him and pulled him out into the dance floor. We started dancing, me grinding my ass against him. He had his hands on my hips and I pulled them up to my tits. He started fondling me. My heart pounding I turned around towards him and kissed him. Kissed another man.

Then put my hand on his crotch. I spun back around to keep dancing and he undid my jean button. His hand slipped inside and he started rubbing my clit. I looked around and saw people watching us. Time kind of froze and then thing I knew we were in the men’s bathroom. We went into the stall and kept making out. He pulled my pants down and started to eat me out.

Success story – [f]ucked a redditor Hotwife she thanked [m]e

Sorry if it’s not written well, first post and a little hungover. Steamy part starts at paragraph 4

She posted on Reddit about being in an open relationship / Hotwife situation. I then messaged her and luckily got a response back. All the message were pretty straight to the point, what does she want, what do I want.

We then exchanged kiks and from there that’s when the teasing started. I am a Dom in the bedroom and told her that right away. She loved it and immediately started calling me sir. I told her I wanted a video of her masturbating and she sent one over. From there I knew she was mine. We didn’t share any personal info at this point. Just kik handles and verification pics.

We made plans to meet last night at a brewery, get some drinks, loosen up, and head back to her place. 2 drinks in and I was ready to get my dick slobbered on and to fuck her hard which is what I told her. She immediately gets turned on and we started making out.

My [M] friends Bobby and Laura [M/F] (tame)

Fresh out of high school, I worked at a local hardware store. One guy named Bobby came in regularly for nuts and bolts, odds and ends, he built little utility trailers and sold them. He was about 10 years older than my 19 at the time. Over a few months we got to be friendly, one day he invited me over since I was curious, he sold a lot of those small trailers. His shop was just a three car garage at home, and he sold them to resellers up in Portland, plus locally.

While I was there, he asked me if I wanted a beer, I wasn’t old enough to drink but hell yes, I wanted one. So, we went inside, he introduced me to his wife Laura. She was cute, she had on a tank top which came down to almost her knees and clearly no bra. Bobby sat off to my right in what was obviously his chair so I sat across from the couch as Laura brought in some beers. Then she went and sat across from me on the couch.

We were talking about everything, then she did that thing women can do, legs crossed at the ankles while sitting upright, knees splayed apart.

[MF] Who could have known that cars were fun for activities?

I’ll start this story by saying that Tinder has never been ‘worked’ much for me, at least in the sense of crazy, hyper-sexual first date hookup encounters. As someone who doesn’t like being super forward (and often as a result super creepy and disrespectful) to random strangers on the internet, I’d never landed a date with the intention of fucking from the outset.

That changed a few months back, following one particular late night, self-loathing fuelled swipe session. As I made my way through the queue, I happened upon the profile of a really cute teaching student – like dead cute, with her pictures stopping me dead in my zombie-swiping tracks. A few in various formal dresses showing off her taller, athletic physique, and a couple of photos in more festival-going attire that were definitely enough to round out my perving.

Her bio stuck out of the usual Tinder masses with a few simple lines:

“3 inches is only good for exhaust. 2 minutes is only good for noodles. And if your idea of fun involves clothes, then swipe left.”

Finding Out [MF]

I lost my virginity to my school girlfriend. Both of us were entirely inexperienced, and when I was a kid the computer was in the family living room so I’d never seen porn, so I had no idea clue whether my cock was big or not. I remember it used to worry me – I’d be in bed, stroking myself with both hands and wondering if I would be big enough to satisfy a woman. That thought is stupid on so many levels, but hey, I was a teenager.

My cousin Sarah is fifteen years older than me, and when I was eighteen she got married to her long time boyfriend with the amount of ceremony that usually is reserved for royalty or the daughter of a mob boss. Her parents booked every room at a beautiful country house hotel, including both their function suites. The cake had so many layers they had to inform a nearby airport about the risk to low flying planes.

My [m] roomate [f]! :)

I recently got out of a long term relationship and I needed a place to live or crash until I found my own place that I could afford. A friend of mine suggested that a friend of hers had a two bedroom apartment and that she was looking for a roommate. I hesitated at first because I wanted my own place with some privacy but I met with her anyway and I couldn’t pass up the offer, at least for a few months.

Now me. I am in my mid twenties. 6’4 220ish blondish brown hair and blue eyes. She is in her late twenties. Her name is Jessica. Jessica was absolutely stacked. She had big tits and an ass to match, blonde hair, blue eyes not really my type when it gets down to it. But, she was very attractive. She was pleasant to meet and seemed a little reserved at first. Long story short, I moved in and I have to admit that it was strange to have a female roommate. We both got up early for work and basically had the same routine. I would jump in the shower first then get ready and go to work. At night we would watch tv if we weren’t out somewhere. In the morning on the weekends she seemed very comfortable walking around in her pajamas or tee shirt braless. She wasn’t exactly my type but I can’t say that she didn’t get me eroused.

32 [F4M] Texas/Online – I [F] consciously drove my husband [M] into the arms of another woman (his coworker). It turns me on. Would love advice on how to deal with this

This is a throwaway for obvious reasons, and honestly this is even a bit daring to post because my husband is a Redditor too, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t check this subreddit (he just goes to a few hobby subs and all). Writing this all out sounds incredibly cheesy and weird too (the best combo), and pretty self-destructive, but I needed to get it off my chest. I even literally wrote this out in a word doc before posting here because I was unsure if it even made sense to post…

We’ve been together for 6 years, married for 2 years and dated for 4 (you did the math obvi). We met on a blind date and I honestly didn’t think he’d go for me at first – I’m a bit on the plain side and he’s really handsome and outgoing. The first date went just okay, and I actually deleted his number because I was like, “Well, that was a waste because he’ll never ask me for a second date!” but then a week later, he asked to go out again and the rest is history.

Fucking my gf friend while she was asleep [MF] long af skip to da second day if u want the action

My freshman year of college was definitely the wildest, here’s why. So about two years ago I had a small kickback at the pad that went on for 3 days since my parents weren’t home. There was a lot of homies that came and gone. Me and my girlfriend wanted to experiment and maybe have a threesome.My gfs best friend at the time, let’s call her A stayed both days. I know A from high school, she was just known for having huge titties and fucking almost every guy in her class(they’re a year older). I never really looked at her sexually until my girlfriend showed me a picture of her nudes, oh my god. I have never to this day! seen boobs so fucking perfect,sorry babe, it looks exactly like Angela whites titties. For my guys u know what’s up. Back to the kickback, the first night was just a few homies that came and gone, by 1 or 2 my homie T pulled up. A said, I want to fuck him so I told the homie while we went to go smoke a blunt. Next thing u know he is over in my kitchen spitting game. The funniest line of the night, he brought out his 18’ bong and A said that’s a huge bong. He said that’s not the only thing that’s huge. Respect. About 30 minutes later me and my girlfriend went to my room to fuck. I hear them trailing to the bathroom. Me and my girlfriend had fucked viciously for a long while or I thought because the thumping noises from the other room stopped way before we finished. When we came out the room they were just smoking. My homie T dipped and A couldn’t stop talking about how fat his dick was. She was saying he could’ve gotten it again if he didn’t cum so quick. She said he lasted literally 30 seconds, it kinda turned me on because u know why…