Happy National Orgasm Day [MFM] (Part 1)

I’ve been horny all day. All fucking day. It’s national orgasm day, and I wanted to participate.

It’s 10am, I am texting my newest beau and he gets me hot quick. We flirt, we fantasize, we send updates about our days. He calls me my favorite names he has for me, and tells me how he can’t stop thinking about me, how he can’t concentrate on work because I keep running through his mind. He sends me pictures that turn me on, and I send him pictures back that drive him wild. He tells me how his cock keeps getting hard during business meetings, and how the pictures of my naked body are inevitably the first things he pulls up each time he unlocks his phone, regardless of where he is.

That time I made myself cum at work… on accident. [F]

So, this one was embarrassing at the time but I find kind of funny now.

I woke up one morning exceptionally horny. My partner and I slept through multiple snoozes and I typically take a while to get off, so there wasn’t time to do anything about it before our ride would show up. Figuring we’d have a chance to fuck when we got home, I thought I would have a little fun before leaving the office to make the evening extra special. I tossed a small silicone butt plug (intended for extended wear), a mini bottle of lube, and a mini spray bottle of toy cleaner into a small pouch and into my backpack. I didn’t plan to wear it all day; I’ve never done that before and everything I read about it strongly recommended starting with shorter term wear first. The plan was that in the last few hours of the day, I was going to sneak off to the bathroom, put it in, send a picture to my partner, and give him something to look forward to when we got home.

[MF] My World of Warcraft Hookup.

This is a happening that is one of my cherished memories, but I also carry great shame regarding it. Please understand that I was a very different person then, though good, my understanding of boundaries, what they mean, and why they should be respected, was far less mature than it is today. Just the same, I knew right from wrong and I crossed that line.

[MF]Along The Path

The morning was cool and crisp as I began my hike up the trail to the top of Terry Peak, and although it was late October, the sun was just beginning to warm the South Dakota mountain side. I had been looking forward to the solitude of the mountains all week and relished the thought of two days away from the office. I adjusted my backpack, picked up my walking stick and set off at an easy gait. Being the youngest member of an old line Rapid City law firm was an honor to be sure, but it also meant that the usual and mundane cases were thrown my way, and for that reason this weekend of climbing would take my mind off the sometimes boring humdrum of the weekly grind.

[M]y [F][F]irst threesome experience

After a few weeks of planning, today finally came and I was going to experience a man and woman at the same time. I[F] was so excited to check this of my ‘list’.

Not given much detail prior to today, I was asked to leave work by 2 pm. I told my work I needed to be home for some maintenance issues and left. My husband who was at home thought I was still at work.

We met at her[F] place. Him[M] and I arrived about the same time, I waited before following him inside. I walked up to the house and he opened the door. Introductions were made, and the discussion of where this would all take place quickly unfolded.

It was decided that upstairs couch would be a suitable place to start. She was dressed in a pink kimono, loosely tied, she was a beautiful woman with big tits (my favorite) and great curves to follow. He was dressed like he had come from work. I had worn a denim dress that buttoned down to show off my tits and if I bent over my ass would show.

[MMF] My adventures with a pathetic cuckold husband and his wife, my cumslut girlfriend

She was a subject more than worthy of the photographer, and more importantly, a subject of mine.

Tinder was more ubiquitous in college than the textbooks themselves and more studied than any major. But if you weren’t paying attention, it was easy to make the same wonderful mistake I did, in not changing your age range.

A truly wonderful marriage between two lovely people was happening about 23 miles from my college campus; Tried, true: successful and adventurous. They spent years occasionally swinging, or hiring a third member for their bedroom, building a library of toys for their relationship, and on lavish vacations. And then suddenly, as if like a switch, the husband had finally admitted to himself that he was indeed a cuckold.

A few weeks of conversation elapsed before they finally indulged his taboo. A gentle experiment. A premium tinder account, and a college campus geo-targeted to ensure proper degrees of separation for them. But together they went.

Why they chose me, I still don’t know. I suppose my profile, my carefully curated pictures, perhaps 20 year old me was boyish in that perfect way still, I am still unsure. But once she sent the first message, their worlds in mine began spinning rapidly.

[MMF] Random fun at a Con

For the sake of subreddit rules on age I’m just going to say I was a teenager on summer vacation during high school at the time this happened. If you need to twist my arm for it, let’s say I was “18.” All guys involved were older in their 20’s.

Now that the nonsense is out of the way, this takes place (as I stated) during one of my high school summer vacations. Me and a group of my friends used to travel up to an anime/gaming/geek convention in Hartford and did so for quite a few years ever since we were young. Starting in high school, though, we were trusted enough to go up unchaperoned and only really needed a ride to and from the hotel during the event. We would typically stay 4 people or so to a room and while there are sexual related stories involved in my con-going, it was never with my friends or roommates…

Yup, this is about having sex at a con but I regret to inform you this has nothing to do with cosplay. Nobody was dressed up at any point in this story or even this trip.

[M]y girl[f]riend gives me the ultimate birthday gi[f]t

Back towards the end of April I celebrated turning 22 in absolutely grand fashion. I had an amazing dinner with my parents the night before, my friends took me out to the bars where I got absolutely demolished the night before that, and now I’m set to celebrate it with Stella.

The evening couldn’t come fast enough as Stella arrived to take me out to dinner in her VW Beetle. I greet her with a peck on her cheek as we quickly zip away to the local sushi restaurant. I could not take my eyes off of Stella for one moment. She had on a dark purple mini dress with black stockings showing off her gorgeous legs, I still think about that outfit often. We had an absolute blast and I was even gifted a nice watch which Stella insists it wasn’t that much but I don’t buy it one bit.

The time I fucked my housemate [MF]

After leaving college, my (now-ex) girlfriend and I moved into a shared house with about six other people. All strangers, but young folk like ourselves, trying to make their way in the world. Over the years we probably had 12-15 different housemates. It was a fun time. And we all became very close friends. But there was this one girl…

She was foreign, a little unusual, and recently single. And I developed a weird crush on her. I’d never cheated on my girlfriend. And I wasn’t about to start. So nothing happened. Until one night…

I’d been out with some friends and came home pretty sloshed. My girlfriend was still out with her friends. And everyone else was out too. Except this one girl.

She was sat on the sofa watching TV wearing only a bathrobe. I drunkenly leered, shamefully. But she didn’t seem to notice or mind. I sat down and we got to talking. To this day, I honestly have no idea what we were talking about. But next thing I know she’s laying her head on my chest (we were friends, so this didn’t seem too odd).

[M]y life after moving into a share house with two beautiful women… (Part 3)

I ran from Kerri.

What was I suppose to say to her? She’d marched up to me drunk off her face talking about my penis in a sexy voice as if she wanted to see it, and hold it, and put it in her mouth forever and ever and ever… Of course I panicked. I would love to say that I was someone who had said something sexy, Kerri dropped her trousers and I took her then and there on the kitchen bench. But, unfortunately, I am not. And she kept her trouser firmly on.

Instead, I ran. Retreating to my room to touch myself ad nauseam. Again, I would love to say that it was spectacular session spent mentally undressing Kerri, seeing her huge-for-her-tiny-frame boobs and holding her within my arms, but that didn’t happen. Instead, I watched a poorly shot video about two blonde lesbians going bananas on each other on a boat.

It was awesome.

But that’s probably not the sex story you’ve come to read about. If I am wrong, apologies; just type “huge + fake tits + lesbo + boat” into PornHub. You’re welcome sickos! Also, for those interested, I believe they are currently working on a sequel to be released soon. Apparently it’s to be filmed on a mystery land-based motorised vehicle. My guess is something with more than four wheel… Saucy.