One of the little-known perks of being an attorney are the vendors that want to sell you a product or service. It’s not that what they are pitching is great or useful, it rarely is. The real perks are the free food and gorgeous women that these companies use. Most of the time, the owners hire fresh out of college co-ed’s that are nothing more than eye candy to a bunch of horny men in suit. High heels, tight skirts, and a bright white smile. A little flirting, some feigned interest, and more often than not, they’d walk out the door with a sale.
Amanda was a regular visitor to my firm. Once a month she’d stop in with cookies tell me about the new surveillance tools her company had just acquired. I played along telling her I had a case with a guy that needed to be followed for a day or two. I rarely did but it kept her blonde hair and perfect legs in my office long enough to use as a memory for later that night.