So[M]e [F]un with Tacos, Tequila, and Titties!

Helllooooo Reddit world!

It’s kinkyleejellybean here, and sorry I’ve been MIA. I have been talking to a gentleman, C, and because of our distance and our schedules, it’s taking some time to meet, but we’re definitely meeting. I actually agreed to get tested, as did he. I’m negative for everything. And we had also stated that after we both get tested, no sex with people that can possibly screw up our results. (At least that’s what I remember, that we wouldn’t)
I can’t remember exactly when we agreed to this. BUT this fun was before I got tested, so I think it wouldn’t matter. Ahaha

I knew P, since high school. We had a few classes together, and we both came from totally different cliques, but that really didn’t matter regardless.
Keeping up after graduation, isn’t that hard with social media involved. We met a few times before, just to catch up, purely platonic. We both had small crushes on each other, which was revealed after graduating and what not.

Now, I sort of knew going into meeting him this day, that I would get something out of it? But not all of what happened. Surprise,surprise.

First threesome [MFF]. It was our very first adventure in Ibiza ? Just wanted to share it with you guys ? NB! Sry it’s quite long ?

Our first adventure took us to Ibiza and honestly, what would be a better place to fulfill our fantasies than not far away from home. Adventures actually started already back at home, where me and my wife Birgit tried out Tinder. Who haven’t heard about Tinder before, it is a dating app where you can decide based on the other user’s photos and description whether you would like to meet with or not. It isn’t a polite comparison, but it feels like being a kid in a candy store :) We added a few photos of ourselves and wrote that we are looking for a bi-girl with whom to spend time with. Finding a third person seemed as an impossible task but after some time one girl thought we could get a long pretty well.

 She was a very attractive Estonian girl, but unfortunately our Tinder chat didn’t get very far But for us this chat was rather an important milestone as someone actually was interested in us. Tinder became a fun travel app, where me and Birgit simultaneously were looking for suitable playdates. When we got our new travel destination Ibiza, we got a new match and wow, with a super attractive girl who looked amazing and as a bonus, had beautiful breasts! When we asked if she understood we are a couple and were looking for a third one, we got a simple answer: “Yes, that suits me”. After some time, the girl asked if we could chat in Whatsapp to exchange some photos that is not allowed in Tinder.

Pokemon Go saves the day [MM]

Me and this guy I had been talking to for a while met up for some fun about 45 minutes ago at a local park (3am, no one around) and a good ways into it, damn cop starts driving up and we both scramble to a bench before he gets too close and take out our phones, start playing Pokemon Go. Guy’s like “Parks closed” and we were like “Sorry my guy, we were just wandering around catching Pokemon” and the guy just shook his head “fucking Pokemon Go I swear” and drives off after telling is to leave.

Moral of the story: Always keep Pokemon Go on your phone

Reddit turned me into a horny slut last night [f]

Last night I was reading what you’d do to my pussy and got so turned on. I tried to fuck my husband but he was too tired and falling asleep… I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to massage my swollen clit for some relief but was so wet it would be too loud next to him. So I pretended to get a glass of water… I stood in the middle of the kitchen while reading your replies… Rubbing the outside of my pussy so hard. Finally I gave in and slipped my eager fingers in the slit of my horny pussy feeling how fucking wet you made me. I pictured your tongue being my fingertip massaging my clit and my fingers being your hard cock as I filled my tight pussy with two fingers. I tried adding a third to feel the stretching of your huge cock and came so hard my legs shook. After I went and laid back down next to my husband with him oblivious to the fact I didn’t need his cock to satisfy me… I have you for that. ?

Not having sex over the weekend turned my boyfriend[28] and I [28f] sex starved animals. [FM]

Over this past weekend, my boyfriend, toddler and I took a 6 hour drive to visit family so we weren’t able to have sex. It didn’t stop my boyfriend from teasing me at every chance he got. In front of his whole family, he’ll sneak stroking my ass or groping my nether regions as I pass by him in the halls. We obviously couldn’t have sex on a bed that wasn’t ours (even so, the slightest move you did on the bed, it squeaked loud) so when we returned home Monday morning, we almost couldn’t wait as he had work later (though we had to wait a little longer for my brothers to leave for work). After setting our toddler down for a nap, he walked up from behind me and held me close to him. He ran his hands on my arms up to my shoulder before massaging my 38DDD breasts. With a shakey breath, I whispered, “You should be getting ready for work..”

[MMF] First time hookup with the maids

So this actually happened this morning.

I’m on vacation on a island outside of the states. The workers here are obviously natives and do not speak English very well.

It was probably around 10 am and the maid service was sweeping through the rooms to do their daily cleaning. I woke up to find a man and a woman cleaning the room, sweeping and wiping things down. I woke up on the couch in my boxers and my dick was rock hard. Morning wood was so bad today. So I’m laying there slightly dazed and both of them are giggling and cleaning while I’m laying there.

My dick was poking through the boxers and they didn’t mind. I opened my eyes even more and embarrassingly apologized and hid my cock from them with the blanket.

“No no you okay” they both said to me smiling. The woman said I had a nice cock and the man agreed, I saw the guy was getting hard so I kinda moved the covers and let them see it.

The man sat down next to me and asked if he could touch me, I said sure.

My boss used my body and left me moaning on the floor. [MF]

[My boss](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/cahmbu/i_sucked_off_and_got_fucked_by_my_married_boss_fm/) came over to my apartment last night at around midnight. He has a key so he can come and go as he pleases. He said he had a flight to catch in about an hour and needed to “get his rocks off” before he left. I got on my knees like a good girl and began to suck him off. He wasn’t satisfied with that however, and took control of the bj. It went from me sucking his cock to him full on fucking my throat. I gagged and chocked, and when he came, I swallowed all of it.

Then he roughly removed my silk robe and took off my bra and panties. He then proceeded to undress himself as I stood naked before him. Ready to be used.

He grabbed my tits and began to pinch them hard enough to leave purple marks. I didn’t protest of course. I just took it like the fuck toy that I am. Then he bend me over and gave me a few hard slaps on my ass. The last one was so hard I almost lost my balance. Then I was on all fours as he pounded my pussy from behind. He held both my arms and used them to pull my body back and forth. He was in complete control, as usual.

[FM] Getting raped in the woods

Fuck, this just happened a few moments ago. My clit is still throbbing from the anticipation! My body is still itchy from all stupid mosquito bites AND I am covered in dirt! Scroll down for the slutty parts, if not, enjoy the tea on my motherfucking relationship!

My boyfriend, Ren, and I haven’t been on a date together in so long. He is my old man, so he is busy with work and school while I am just a teenage dirtbag, baby ;) In other words, I am doing what teens do during the summer: jam out to heavy metal, masturbate 5x a day, day dream about my boyfriend, AND beat up old men at martial arts! It’s THE dream, but I really miss my boy friend. We have about 2 weeks left together before I ship off to college

Today, after so long, we had a date date! We decided to go hiking because nature is fucking beautiful. PLUS we need to practice for when we get married. So, since you don’t know, Ren and I are engaged! But, he can ONLY marry me if we hike the entirety of the Appalachian trails together. That’s 2000+ miles! If we can survive that, then we can survive anything together! I think it is a fair requirement for if you wish to seek my hand in marriage

[MT]

This one isn’t really sexy at all but last night I had sex with a FTM person for the first time and I think they might’ve been on their period? I’m not sure if it was that or I broke their hymen but at one point (after his sister knocked on the door and I put my underwear on, pretty awkward night tbh) they ended up grinding on my thigh and I just realized a couple hours ago there’s a reddish streak on my underwear from where they were grinding but besides that I got them to cum a couple times but I couldn’t so we ended the night at that.

Cunnilingus on my period [MF]

I had met Alaska man a couple of days prior, during a two week trip to the US. He is large and bearded, with a smooth, hipster intellectualism. His kisses are responsive, yet dominant. For context, I am a tiny blonde, with what I’ve been told is a marshmallow butt. (I haven’t yet discerned if this is the best compliment to receive, but most men are fairly happy with it). After further adventures from that first night (which I might post sometime), he was infatuated with me, and complimented me on my body and wit and debaucherous sexiness in ways which made me feel like a goddess.

The next day, my period started, and it’s not always easy to tell the extent to which a lover minds these sorts of things. I thought my sexploits in the States were at an end. But when I messaged him to let him know, he told me it doesn’t bother him if it doesn’t bother me. I let him know that it certainly doesn’t bother me at all: period sex is glorious!