First successful swinger encounter as a bit single [M]ale [MF]

Forewarning there is descriptive male on male contact described in the story, so if that’s not your thing then maybe this read isn’t for you.

A little back history, I’ve been a swinger for over 5 years now… But as a couple with my partner. We recently separated and I decided I’m going to dip my toes in as a single male. I knew it was going to be an uphill battle simply because of the ratio of single men to willing couples, and the stigma that the rude and pushy men that put couples off to engaging with single men.

I went to a couple swinger bars, the first night I went to a swinger bar I wound up going home with a couple but things got really weird really fast and I got uncomfortable so I left. I returned to the swingrr bar couple more times and didn’t find any interest so I went on to using apps like tinder and 3fun. After days of swiping, chatting with couples to only be ghosted randomly once I asked when do you want to meet (I’m sure some of them will just pic collectors) I eventually came across the couple who just left this hotel room minutes ago.

I made my girlfriend’s Dad blast his balls dry to my girlfriend’s hot pictures! [MF]

So, apparently, I’d learnt that my girlfriend’s Mum was essentially an adultering, disloyal MILF who was cheating on her Dad and having an extra-marital romantic affair with an extremely wealthy stud and I had clearly remembered my girlfriend claiming how her Dad, a man in his mid-40’s would never even look at another woman while he was married.

So I decided to test her Dad.

It’s absolutely important to bear in mind that my girlfriend looks like a completely different person with her make-up on and how and what she appears with make-up on doesn’t even remotely resemble her without it.

I could perhaps show you’ll if you’d like.

This is perhaps the reason why her Dad failed to recognise her by the lewds I’d sent him.

So, I decided to catfish her Dad online and befriended him using a fake profile and gradually I initiated “guy-talk” and brought up a sexual topic in which we ended up discussing women filthily.

During this discussion, I told him about a babe(his daughter) I’d been banging, and sent her lewd pictures to him, and unsurprisingly, he failed to recognise his daughter and we ended up proceeding to discuss how we’d both fuck her together.

Not-quite-but-basically fucking Chani during the lunch break. [MF] (long)

I met Chani (this is in fact her real name, or at least a short form of it) at a week-long course I was taking at a Convention Centre/Hotel in Toronto. She’s a pretty, vivacious, talkative woman of East Indian descent, with glossyblack hair, short, and slender but with bodacious curves, if that makes any sense. Her skin is the colour of strong black tea with just a little milk, which makes her teeth and lips stand out when she laughs (which is often) and her eyes bright and intense when she looks at you. She is somewhere in her mid to late 30s, I would guess. She’s smart and experienced in her field – we are in an MBA program together and she is always on the ball with group work.

Cheating With The Perverted Professor [FM][Public]

I was 20 years old, a little less than 2 years into my marriage when I started to stray. I was just bored, looking for some excitement outside of a marriage where my spouse knew basically nothing about sex. I felt guilty after the first guy I hooked up with, but as I met guys, the guilt gradually faded. Eventually just hooking up got a little bored as well, I was just looking for someone who knew what they were doing, and I was even willing to have a FWB, had I found a person who was compatible with me in bed.

I had met a handful of guys on an anonymous app used mostly for chatting up strangers in your area, most of them pretty unremarkable. The routine had been meeting them, learning a first name, getting into the back of my van for extra space and letting them do just about anything they wanted to.

My teacher ? [f] and me [m]

It was at the time when I had just started my GCSE’s at school. I went to see my teacher for help with the homework. (She was 21 and I had just turned 16). She told me to come by her house that night and we could work on my homework together. Later that day in class she dropped a pen on the floor and bent down while staring at me and I could see down her shirt. She had no bra on and I was confused. When I knocked on her door she told me to sit on her couch while she went to get a snack. Around five minutes later, she came into the room completely nude. We fucked for at least an hour and it was amazing. I’m 20 now and we still do it at least twice a week ?

Unexpected threesome during a birthday party [MFM]

Amy and I went were invited to one of her coworkers birthday parties at this mansion last weekend. Her coworker turned 30 and her husband threw a huge party hiring waiters, bartenders and a band at a local mansion that he rented for the weekend.

I had met Amys coworker a few times before at other work functions but never met her husband. Turned out the guy was a classic rich asshole who loved showing off his wealth by buying extravagant things and buying his wife whatever she wanted.

They wanted us to dress up a little so I wore a navy suit while Amy found a nice dress similar to this [https://i.imgur.com/GLh7BaI.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GLh7BaI.jpg) only in grey with hints of glitter and no sleeves. On one leg it had a slit running up her leg stopping just above her hip and showed a generous amount of cleavage.

[M]y first time with an attached woman [F] and the experience that got me hooked on taken girls

First of all, up front, yes I hooked up with someone else’s girl. I fully understand that this will be looked down upon by a lot of people, and I am fully aware that I will probably never have a lasting fulfilling relationship. If cheating upsets you, please just don’t read.

This happened a little over a year ago, Canada Day long weekend 2018. Some friends and I had a few camp sites booked for the weekend at a nearby lake. I had been single for a good year at the time, and the rest of my friends were couples or had just started young families, so I just got my own site as I was bringing my camper. Friday afternoon, I went to the one grocery store in my small town, and right away I noticed her…Brittney. I knew her very informally as the waitress I innocently share glances and half ass flirt with at a restaurant in a town about 45 minutes away I go to frequently to work, so seeing her in town at this grocery store kind of caught me a bit off guard.

(GoneMild). My [F] night of ‘Chad’ closure and subsequent stealth masturbation fiasco.

So I brought my ‘A-game’ even though I was having doubts about meeting up with ‘Chad’ again.

[The TLDR is that ‘Chad’ (aka Sir Cums Alot) was a (for me very uncharacteristic hookup), and a weird drunken one-night stand kind of thing from a party I was at a few weeks ago. And he and I are of *very* different types, he’s more of the ‘cool party people’ variety and me – not so much, but pool parties have a way of equalizing many things somehow].

And so, we’d texted since then and I agreed to meet for drinks last weekend with him and see what happened from there. And even though I was deeply doubting the wisdom of this beforehand I absolutely put in my maximum preparation effort anyway – I had a thorough shower and scrub, meticulously shaved all the bits, did the hair, filed my nails, polish on my toes, lip gloss/eye liner, expensive underwear option, agonized over clothing options, etc. And, most significantly to what follows later – I had also continued to NOT masturbate as I typically do in the shower. I’d been on a fast since we’d agreed to meet up again so as to be extra hungry, which at this point had been three days and I’m typically an everyday girl that way. So I had a bit of a charge on and (I thought) looked good enough for someone to want to help me deal with it.

The time I fucked the receptionist while I was an intern [MF]

This story takes me back to my college years. It was over the summer and I was interning at a huge marketing firm in New York City. It wasn’t the usual internship. It was actually getting work down rather than running errands and making coffee. But this is what I really remember.

On my first day I was introduced to the receptionist who wasn’t really all that talkative at first. I chocked it up to the fact that the firm I was interning for was always busy. She was about 5’5” 120 pounds with a D cup and a round firm ass. It wasn’t huge but you could tell fitness was important to her.

Things were never flirty between me and her until near the end of the summer. My boss decided to throw a party at his Hampton house and invited everyone. I get there with a few other of the interns just relaxing and having a good time when she walks in with her husband. He was def a good looking dude. He was what one thinks of when one pictures the stereotypical meat-head. The only thing was that he was extremely intelligent.