A quick cfnm story from [m]y youth… A merciful crush.

So, back in the day, when I was a tall, skinny, perpetually horny teen (of legal age, of course), my best friend’s older sister was my…obsession. Tall, with broad shoulders and hips, tight tummy and amazing boobs – I was a thoroughly smitten kitten.

I think she humored me because I was so very innocent and clueless, and made no moves on her. ( I had none then, and only a few to this day…)

When the bikini bridge thing became popular a few years ago, I immediately flashed back to that summer. They had a pool in the back yard, and I spent as much time there as possible… She had a small green bikini that was a personal favorite.

One hot day, Jerry and I had just gotten out of the pool, and he teased her as she was out sunning in that memorable green bikini. He mocked her for her wide, high, flaring hips, as I stared on, enthralled. She said something like ‘Mom says that I’ll have no problem having kids some day…’

And, all of a sudden, she took her Pepsi, and tossed in over his head, ice cubes and all. He spluttered, and started screaming, and ran into the house to rinse off.

18 [MF] #Cali tinder actually fucking works

Everyone uses tinder. It’s the 21st century’s way of finding a hook up. The weekly cock. Daily dick. Monthly pussy. Etc. For me personally, tinder never seemed to have any luck for. From the first day I got it, I had MAYBE 10 matches in a 5 month span. So I deleted the app, never to be found again. A little bit about me, I’m 6’ wasian guy, freshman in college at Chabot Community. A friend of my convinced me 2 days ago to delete my tinder account completely and recreate it. So fuck it!! I did exactly that. In the next 24 hours I had 12 matches with very little changes. All handy and dandy, some conversations flowing and others not. And then she came along, we’ll call her, Sam. Sam is a little Brazilian girl, standing roughly 5’ 2”, with, not gonna lie, a bit of chunk to her. Although her profile didn’t make that apparent, our NSFW conversations about me getting blowed was good enough to lower my standards.

tl;dr I banged the mother and sister of the bride before her wedding that I was in, part 2 [MF]

So, I woke up the next morning to a bunch of missed calls from the groom. Julia was freaking out because she couldn’t get a hold of Amy and she knows I was with her and Erica last night at the neighborhood pub. I assured him I’d find her and make sure she was clean and sober for the rehearsal and dinner. Which, coincidentally played into my plans to fuck her.

I hung up and went downstairs. Erica had made breakfast and we ate together. I told her the low down and she suggested a few friends to check with. I knew two of them, so I figured I’d check there first. As smoothly as I could, I asked about the fun we had the previous night. I asked if she wanted to go another round. She said she had a good time, and wouldn’t mind doing that again sometime before I left. Half-jokingly, I said, “so not right now?” She laughed, and said I had to go find Amy.

48[F] blows shy 20[M] who then returns the favour…

I’m a 48 year old landlady in the UK and lives near a big company that attracts a lot of placement students and apprenticeships, so I let out my room to 19-25 year olds who tend to work there for anywhere between a few months and a couple of years. I’m a live-in landlady, which means I live in the house as well (obviously). This happened about a month ago, and at the time there were 3 guys and a girl living there, along with my 27 year old daughter who was staying briefly whilst looking for a job.

They were all pretty social and outgoing except for one guy who usually kept to himself. He usually had dinner really late compared to everyone else, so sometimes it would just be me and him in the kitchen and our conversations were really lovely. He was also incredibly handsome, he was a swimmer so no doubt he had a nice body as well, and I found myself being more attracted to him each day. It’s strange as I’ve never really felt attracted to anyone since I divorced my husband a few years ago, and certainly never about my tenants.

I [M] matched with a [TF] trans woman on tinder and had the best experience of my life

I was bored as fuck in bed, just swiping on tinder. I was kinda horny so I wasn’t bothered to read profiles, I was just swiping any one that I found attractive. I know, I’m shallow. Any way, I got a match from a beautiful girl. She was blonde, Asian, petite and was extremely pretty. I open up her profile and noticed she mentions she’s a trans woman. I’ve never really thought about being with a trans woman, I’ve never actually met a trans woman before. But she was beautiful and she came off as a pretty down to earth funny person in her bio.

We hit it off well, we talked about video games, personal life, hobbies etc. While talking about personal life, she mentions she’s not had “the” operation and doesn’t plan to. Fine by me I thought, i’m attracted to feminine hot girls and she definitely was one, so I wasn’t bothered about her genitals, plus I’m always down to try new experiences. We talk a bit more and it leads to a more sexual conversation. Things got pretty heated and long story short we planned to meet at my place.

My boyfriend and I went to his hometown for a wedding and had our first threesome with his friend [MFM]

Wrote this while lying next to my boyfriend yesterday for a post on r/sluttyconfessions but now that my account is old enough I’ll post it here too!

So I’ve been dating my boyfriend, we’ll call him James, for a little over a year now. He’s a handsome 5’7″ guy with a short beard. I’m a fairly average looking 5’7″ girl with some curves. We’ve always had a fairly good sex life and we’re both always open to trying new things, though we’ve never done anything this freaky.

One of the things I’ve always wanted to try and James has always been open to is a MFM threesome. We just never really knew how to go about it or where to find someone. Well a few weeks ago we were talking about how we were going to his hometown on Long Island for a wedding and asked if I thought his friend Eric would be a good fit.

Short story, but very horny. My girlfriend [F] gave her bull [M] a blowjob in front of a friend [F] of hers.

I had this ex-girlfriend who was completely horny for our bull. She had a party and I could attend. I proposed that she take our bull. She did not want since her friends knew me and knew nothing about our sexual lifestyle.

I told her it could be fun and only present him as a friend. She accepted. He also agreed to go. The night was normal, I was at work and I was encouraging her to leave that boring party and go fuck him. She told me that he had been touching her ass all night and a female friend of her had noticed but said nothing.

She never let me touch her body “in public” but she allowed the guy, she was somewhat drunk. The night went on and she admitted that he kissed her, her friend ran with her to the bathroom and interrogated her, in a fun way. She told her something about our “open relationship” and the friend laughed.

The friend started joking about my girlfriend and the guy fucking. He proudly, gave details about how he fucked her amazing. The 3 laughed. At the end of the night the friend asked to be taken to her house and the bull was driving and joking about how to fuck my girlfriend and the incredible blowjob she always gave him.

[MF] Trying to shock my ugly annoying neighbor into leaving me alone got me the hottest fuck I’ve had all year

Last Friday I was just finishing my bi-weekly gym quota and was heading home on foot just to slowly ease myself out of grind when a car pulls a hard corner and speeds down, nearly splashing me with a puddle. Needless to say, I was pissed, especially since I recognized the driver. Sure enough, as I make it round the corner, I can see the asshole’s wife fuming on the front porch. Nothing unusual then, just another fight between the problem couple in my little part of the world. I hunch my shoulders and try to keep a low profile, but to no avail, since she spots me anyway and decides to come over and vent.

Alice isn’t what most would consider a pretty woman (skip this paragraph if you do’t want to know). She has a face that’s somewhat too long, which isn’t at all complemented by a shaggy bob-cut done too short that’s been bleached blonde and doesn’t go with her brown eyes. Reasonably, she looks to be in okay health and has some curves, but whilst she’s not fat, she does have a few extra pounds, with emphasis on the ‘extra’. I’m guessing F cups when it comes to her breasts, but even at a glance, it’s clear that her bra is the only thing giving them shape.

I was in a polyamorous relationship. Part 4 : An orgy to remember. [GROUP]

I had partaken in many orgies with Brian and Derek, but this is the one I enjoyed the most.

It was like any other weekend with the boys. I woke up to Brian’s tongue in my pussy on a Saturday morning, sucked both Brian and Derek off, had breakfast with them….. you know, the usual. Brian had told me the day before that they would have a bunch of guys over for a sex party, several of whom were into women, as well as men. I was in, obviously.

In the early afternoon, the guys began pouring in. I had met and fucked some of them before. There were nine guys there, including Brian and Derek. Two of the men were gay and they had made it clear that they wouldn’t do anything with me (I was glad to have gotten this out of the way).

We had moved the living room furniture into other rooms and had laid out several mattresses on the floor. Bowls of condoms and tubes of lube were placed strategically around the room and the stage was set for a glorious sex marathon.

[FM] I matched on Tinder with the cop that gave me a ticket earlier that day

A little backstory. I’ve joined Tinder for the first time ever a few weeks ago just to see what I was missing out on. Turns out, not too much, but that’s beside the point. Anyway, my radius is set low because I don’t have the time or desire to meet up with people that are 50+ miles away.

As I was driving to work in the morning, I know that there is always traffic before my exit so I was trying to “win” some time before hitting that area by going faster. Right before hitting standstill, I see lights behind me and sure enough, I get pulled over by a trooper on the motorcycle. Fuck my life, I think. Now I’m gonna be late for work and get fined. Guy walks up to my window, gives me the usual “why are you going so fast” spiel, checks my license and papers, then comes back with a written warning, wishes me a good day. Probably took less than 10 minutes total. As I was sitting in the car, I was looking at him in my side mirror. He’s hot, my morning horny mind thinks. Standing straight, looking preoccupied with my stuff, his pants were VERY tight, leggings-like, that you could see the outline of his package through, and knee-high black boots. I couldn’t see his hair because of the helmet but his eyes were green and had a playful look in them. Anyhow, I thanked him and drove off.