[MF] (20F) Pissing myself :(

So to make it very short, I was at a party. I normally don’t drink much as I don’t tolerate alcohol very much, but this night was different. I don’t remember exactly what, whether I had something to celebrate or not, but I remember drinking way, way, wayyyy too much.

Beers, shooters, even a round of cocktails at the end. In total, I must have drank 10 drinks minimum. I had planned to walk back to my place, which wasn’t that far, but I was wayyy too drunk to even do that, so I ended up having to stay the night (other people did too).

The host, a guy named Michael or simply Mike, was super nice to me. He was the kind of guy who was generally nice with everyone, but with me, he was extra-nice to make sure I was okay. Brought me water and crackers, took me outside when I puked, etc. He even gave me his guest bed in his guest room and gave me a bottle of gatorade for the night, then made sure no one would disturb me/enter. All of my friends were pretty legit, so no one tried anything (sadly).

The time the call girl[F] hid [M]e in her kids room so I could fuck her more

So after a few years of dead bedrooms I had enough and while the family was out of town with the in-laws I decided to try to get a hooker or whatever it would take to feel some physical companionship. So I found this woman on craigslist (back when it worked like that!) got the address and headed over to the next town, about a 25 minute drive. Paid some cash for a blow job and she pulled my pants down. She told me I have a porn dick. I was like, “What do you mean a porn dick?” And she said “The type of dick you usually only see in pornos””Aw I bet you say that to all the guys!”

She gave me a great blowjob and wanted me to fuck her no extra charge. But she had another customer or two coming after me, would I hide out in her kids room so I could fuck her some more? (the kid wasn’t home so..) Um … sure!

A [M]ore Pleasant Encounter With A Couple [MMF]

After posting about an… [interesting](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dlsuvv/this_is_why_you_mmeet_publicly_first/?ref=share&ref_source=link) encounter with a married couple I thought I’d share a more pleasant memory with a married couple.

Once the terror from the previous encounter subsided I was back on my bullshit and looking for a hookup online. This eventually led me to the MW4F section of Craigslist where I found the perfect match for me, a Wife looking for a bi man to fuck her husband.

I responded and began chatting with the Wife, we’ll call Her Carol, and we hit it off really well. She explained that they were in a BDSM relationship and he was Her sub and that he needed to see what it was like to take a real cock now that She had trained him with Her strapon. We exchanged pics and I was really intrigued once I saw the two of them. She was a cute, short and plump BBW with a pixie bob hair cut and nice heavy tits. The hubby, call him Steve, was a smaller guy, bout 5’9″ and nice and trim just how I liked them.

Getting excused fro[M] jury duty the [F]un way

So, I recently got called in for Jury duty, which is always a delight. Especially when the courthouse has no reserved jury parking, and the already limited street parking is even more limited due to construction. The 3 days I had to go down there before I was finally excused I ended up parking half a mile away in a residential area and walking down, trying my luck by staying in a 2 hour zone all day. I can rant about this more, but that’s not why you guys are here.

The reason the selection took as long as it did was that the prosecutor was dismissing most of the people for whatever reason. Her name sounded familiar, but it wasn’t until I was asked to move up to a potential juror slot and got a good look at the prosecutor that it finally dawned on me where I had seen her before, Tinder.

[MF] Reluctant for BBC

My wife had a healthy sex life in college and had been with a handful of guys but never any long term relationships. She was studious, a rower on the crew team and in great shape with long legs and an amazing thick ass! There was a guy on the mens crew team that had been pursuing her but she was never interested and always blew him off. Until the end of her senior years when both teams were at a party together and she had a few drinks and was feeling horny. This time when the same guy hit on her she started flirting back. She was a little nervous around him at first but quickly relaxed and started to enjoy his company and started making out. He led her back to his room where they had sex for hours. She said it was her first BBC and said she would have hooked up with him years ealier if she knew it would be that good !

PMs are welcome !

[M] My edging obsession

I’m 26, Male, black, athletic build. I’ve been edging since I was about 13. It was kinda happenstance that I discovered it.

I would open some porn and start masturbating. I’d hold off cumming until I found that special vid or pic I thought was especially hot. This would often take 20 min to an hour so I would end up edging for that time. It wasn’t long before I realized that postponing my orgasms made it more intense than if I jerked off normally so I started to prefer not cumming immediately on purpose. Because I had so many siblings I rarely had hours alone to do this so I used to wake up super early, before the sun was up, so I could get on the computer with some privacy. I’d be so tired the rest of the day but it was worth it haha.

As I got older and started having more privacy, like in college for example, this became the main way I would masturbate. I’d make sure I had a good 1-2 hours free time to edge before cumming.

[MF] The Will and Amy Chronicles – Chapter 2 – The Birthday Present (Very Long)

So this is the second instalment of The Will and Amy Chronicles. If you have yet to read the first then the link is below.

[Chapter 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dl0po5/mf_the_will_and_amy_chronicles_chapter_1_internet/)

**The Birthday Present**

So after our first liaison, Amy and I were now messaging each other frequently. There was only a week or so between that initial encounter and my birthday but we spoke every day. She had made it very clear that she wanted me to have a phenomenal day, and was going to do everything she could to make that happen.

During our conversations we filled out and exchanged kinklists, and it seemed that we meshed very well in our likes and dislikes in the bedroom. She has more submissive tendencies while I am more dominant (however we do both like to switch it up occasionally.) Upon learning this she said that she had cleared her schedule, so we would have the whole day together. She then messaged and said that she would do anything I requested. My mind raced, my heart jumped and my cock was immediately hard at the thought of this. Having this stunning woman willing to obey my every request was the sweetest music to my ears. We also discussed edging and agreed that whilst we could touch ourselves in the lead up and get close, that neither of us were allowed to cum until my birthday. The day couldn’t get here fast enough.

The girl in the next dorm [FM]

Hi guys love the posts here keep em real. I’ve lurked for years thought I’d share.

This story goes back about 15 years. I am married now with 3 kids and sometimes the dead bedroom situation makes me go back and think about the days where I used to get some.

It was about 10pm on campus and my car parts had been delivered by my brother and he had set off for home. I couldn’t wait to fix the car so was out late in the car park working on the clutch cylinder.

Most people had gone back home as it was the holidays but I worked on campus so stayed to earn a few extra bucks.

As I was heading back I noticed a girl was staring at me from her communal area /kitchen and smiling. I was too shy to say anything back or even smile back. As I passed her I kicked myself for being so stupid.

I mustered the courage to call her from the flat phone. I rang her extension and she picked up straight away.

Snowed In [MFF]

A few years ago I was house-sitting for some family friends as they took a winter vacation somewhere warm. They have a large farm out here in the midwest, about 20 minutes from the closest city. They’re retired, so there wasn’t much to do in terms of chores, they just felt better about having a dude in the house rather than leaving it empty for several weeks. It worked out well for me; I got paid to live in a nice, quiet house away from the city. I used my time to study and relax, and apparently to luck my way into a threesome.

At university, I was looped into a group project with Emma. I’d known her pretty well from previous classes. I would call us acquantances, not quite friends. We had chatted occasionally but I honestly couldn’t tell you much about her personal life. But she had a fun personality and I knew she worked well, so I was happy with my assigned partner. She was a short, bubbly girl with brown hair, a pleasant face, and a curvy body. A little bit curvier than I usually liked, but her fun personality brought her up a few points on the attractive scale. Truthfully, she was more into me than I was into her. Her eyes lit up when she found out we were grouped together, and she touched my arm frequently as she gushed about how much fun we were going to have as partners.

[FM] quick, late-morning suck and fuck

Back with another story (:

I was swiping on Tinder and came across a really cute, surfer looking dude. Just my type (: I swiped right and to my pleasant surprise we matched. I couldn’t let this one get lost in the matches I’ve never started a conversation with/have never started a conversation with me, so I messaged him, “well hello there hottie.” He asked if I was down to talk on snap instead of through Tinder and I, of course, obliged.

After adding each other we got straight to the point. I want a FWB, he wants a FWB. Cool. We start sexting and he asks me to compare his dick size to others I’ve had. He wasn’t the biggest ([massage guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/d0mhpp/mf_massage_fantasy_came_true/) was), but definitely not the smallest. He was well above average. He started to ask if I’d be mean and tell him his dick was tiny once I saw it in person. At first, I thought it was a little..strange. But we tried it out and I kinda liked it. We transitioned into talking about what a huge monster cock he has. We tried to figure out when we could meet up.