The night when I [M] mutually masturbated with my friend [F] from university when we were both drunk.

Hey guys, just a story for you that’s been in my mind today, it’s a bit hastily written but you’ll get the idea.

(This happened around a year or so ago and we were both of age)

I was at university at the time (In England) and one of my good friends (female) had just gotten out of a long-term relationship with her boyfriend.

She was renting out a two-person apartment with her boyfriend turned ex at the time and I was staying over one night. (I suppose they chose a two-person apartment incase they fought? Or for privacy, I’m not too sure)

To give a little backstory, me and her were very good friends and often went out to drink/party etc. and this night wasn’t any different. That night was a fairly flirty one which wasn’t odd for us. She was definitely attractive and everything but we never got to ‘that point’ where we went the whole way. But that night was light groping, dirty talk and puns you name it.

I offered to take her home just out of courtesy and she said I could take the now spare room now that her boyfriend had split up with her and moved out.

[M]eeting a sexy cougar leads to a [F]irst date: anal and office sex

I had been in a bit of a dry spell for a month or so and couldn’t seem to break through the slump. All of my go-to apps and sites just weren’t happening. Scrolling through one site I saw a new profile; nothing that stood out, just a close up picture of her eye and a mention of her age – late 40s. Her bio stated she was bored and married – her libido was through the roof and her husband didn’t have the kink or drive to satisfy her. I figured I’d shoot my shot and hope for the best. I took a few minutes to write out a thoughtful response and sent it off. A helpful hint to any men reading: putting even half a bit of effort into replying to posts or messages on dating sites results in an exponential increase in positive responses. You don’t have to be Mr. Sauve, but introducing yourself, responding directly to specific things in their bios, and writing out 3-4 sentences goes a long way towards starting things off on the right foot.

I [M] sucked off two of my friends [MM]

Yesterday I and 3 of my friends went swimming. Afterwards we played some Magic the Gathering together at a friends house.

Two of my friends as well as I are bi. The 4th one isnt and doesnt really know about our late night activities. He went home around 2 am. We 3 then went to bed. I started groping around. Then I sucked one off one guy. And afterwards I did the same to the other.

It was so much fun. And tasty too. :P

[FM] Fucking a hot doctor from a bar has its perks

Let me preface this by thanking y’all for all the nice feedback and messages. I am glad you enjoy my adventures and give me an opportunity to relay things I would likely never tell a living soul IRL. Also, I have 69 followers so that’s reason to celebrate!

This week I decided to go to a hotel lounge down the street from my office, after a long day. Tired and overall grumpy, I picked a table in the corner of this dark-ish lounge, ordered a mojito and just sat there people watching. I noticed that most of the patrons were hotel guests, likely there on business or local professionals entertaining clients/associates. Another drink later, my eyes lay on the most beautiful, hot, jaw droppingly handsome man I have seen in person. Yeah, sure, Bradley Cooper is hot but I haven’t seen him in real life. I have a very specific type when it comes to finding men attractive but boy, this one checked boxes I didn’t even know existed. Think of a present day Paul Rudd but better. He was sitting alone on a stool bar, sipping whiskey. We make eye contact for a few seconds, then he looks away. My phone rings, so I head to the bathrooms to talk (music was a little too loud). When I exit, I bump into the Hot Mess. My oh my. First thing I notice is his height and eyes. I’m 5’8” and he must have been at least 6’4” with dark blue eyes, clear jawline, perfect teeth, and a little scruff on his face. “Well hello there!”, he breaks the silence. “Did you follow me to the bathroom?”, I asked laughing. “Yes.”, he admits with a smirk.

I and my bf taught his inexperienced cousins a thing or two about sex!! [MMF]

There was a get together with my bf and his cousins, a family thing. I like to wear slutty dresses in these gatherings as I love to show off, and the other wives and gfs do the same. This time I had worn a top and a jeanshort, and my ass was quite noticeable.

I was drawing lots of looks and a few compliments, more so from some of my bf’s younger cousins who had just entered their late teens and didn’t have much experience with women. Ofcourse I took every opportunity to tease them by bending over or giving them a good look at my cleavage.

Eventually my bf introduced me to them, and they sheepishly greeted me. I know those apprehensions and I also saw the raging boner they were sporting. My bf had noticed it too and he was more than happy to get them all hot and horny. My bf slid his hand to my ass, in full view and told them how hot a piece of ass I am and how he rams me each night. I was red with embarrassment but also incredibly turned on and was totally into it.

Uber Driving Slut enjoys a Paine Field pickup and ass fuck [FM]

Hey Y’all,

It’s been too long. It’s not that I haven’t been having naughty fun. It’s just that I haven’t been sharing it with you except maybe on my Twitter. But today I had some fun I just had to share. It was the nasty, naughty type of fun that I love!

Since moving up to Kirkland, WA I’ve started to pick up people from Paine Field a bit, as a way to get longer Uber rides. Most people are going to places like Kirkland and Bellevue so it makes for nice long rides as well as great tips.

Today was no different. I spent a bit of the day traveling back and forth to Paine Field in Everett. This afternoon I pickup a very handsome guy, tan, muscular looking, and a bit drunk from his flight back from Vegas. I was wearing an above the knee skirt and showing a little cleavage from a push up bra I had on. As soon as he got in my car he was very chatty and I laughed at all his jokes. He got to asking me about why I Uber and if guys hit on me because as he put it, “You’re a good looking women.”

[M]y [FF]irst Threesome

In 2009, I had just turned 18 and the country I was in, 18 was the legal drinking age. Changed to 21 like when I was 20, so I was legal twice.

One night, a bunch of friends (maybe 12 of us), were drinking every kind of beer we could get our hands on. I’m talking bud light, miller lite, and so on. Well, after we were in party mode, we decided we’d go and score some weed. Now, I am a lot older and disapprove of drinking and driving but at the time, I was a wild ass 18 year old.

I drove a 1995 Nissan pickup. Single cab with a mismatched tailgate. Straight up beater, right? I was going to be driving alone until Jessica and Amanda said they’d go with me so I’m not alone. These two are best friends that always dated guys who were tight friends as well. Amanda has a light complexion, stands around 5’4, weighs no more than 115 pounds, has a great rack for a skinny Asian girl and a little ass. Now, Jessica! Jessica was around 5’7, 135 pounds, darker skin, and had perky tits, with an fit ass. Total volleyball girl! Now I fucked Jessica about 3 times before. Mostly just random days where we met after school. Amanda though, was definitely more attractive and i’ve never hooked up with her. Both of them were 2 years older than me (20).

[MF] Have you ever been late?

Ok, so one of my favorite jobs of all time was delivering pizza in my hometown. The freedom of being on the road, knowing the area, the car stereo and a New England Summer. My route included Rye Beach, NH and North Hampton. On a super busy night I get a delivery to an apartment above a small Harley dealership. The door opens and it’s a very attractive blonde woman in her 20s. I was 18 at the time.

She was about 5’3″, blue-eyes, light complexion, very perky tits, and toned legs.

We exchange small-talk, I’m trying to use eye contact to flirt with her. She asks me “Have you ever been late?”. I went into full nerd-mode and began to explain how sometimes I have to go down towards the beach, then all the way towards Hampton. She replies “That’s not what I meant”. It hit me then, that she wanted me to stay for a bit.

I stood there frozen, feeling like I blew my opportunity. I knew exactly what she meant now, and while I had two more stops, my polite good-bye was just as much because I was embarrassed I missed my cue.

My first time… [MFF]

I was young, innocent, never even kissed anyone before. Hadn’t even really thought about it that much, didn’t seem like a big deal…

I had these two friends (Tom and Emma) who were a couple at the time. I’d had the impression they were into me for a while – we went dancing together regularly and they’d dance a bit closer than normal, there was some flirting but I didn’t think much of it.

Well I went for a drink with them both one night, and they somehow engineered things so I was sat between them. The conversation turned to kissing, and I mentioned I’d never tried it. I realised Tom had his hand on my thigh, just gently stroking it up and down. It felt really good, I wanted more.

Quietly, he leaned in and asked ‘Can I kiss you now?’ I didn’t even say anything just leaned in to him and fuck it felt amazing. Then Emma, who had been smiling while she watched us, turned my head to her and kissed me. Tom joined in and we all kissed and touched each other, just gently. I could feel myself getting wetter and knew people in the bar were staring but that just turned me on so much more.