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[fM] Naughty Elfe in Santa’s Workshop

“You’re en elf, not a stripper, Mitchell. Pull your skirt down,” Kevin grumbled, “and put that cigarette out while you’re at it. No smoking on the job.”

Penny Mitchell left her skirt as it was and took another drag from the cigarette pinched between her fingers.

“I’m not on the job, *Kevin*,” she drawled, smoke curls escaping along with her words and framing her face in the cold December air. “You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad.”

Kevin groaned. “Thank god for that, and judging by what my watch says”—he paused to roll up his sleeve—“you are, in fact, now six minutes late for your shift. Get inside.”

He gestured towards the door that led into the shopping mall. He and Penny were standing on the edge of the back parking lot, the frigid air only slightly dulling the reek from the huge metal garbage bins sitting next to them. This was where the food court dumped its waste, and where disgruntled mall employees huddled to smoke away their few moments of freedom during their shifts.

“How come you’re allowed to stand out here and smoke, huh?” Penny taunted. “You’re on the job, too.” Read more »

[M] I jerked my Johnson with Chilli-Pepper Olive Oil by mistake

I’m a sick fuk, but I was lonely and didn’t have moisturizer. I looked online for substitutes and came across one for olive oil and was like, “shit dogg, why not?”.

I made my way to the kitchen like a fiend and grabbed the first bottle that had a label for “olive oil” on it. Without reading the rest, I made haste as time was of the essence…you can figure the rest out.

About ten seconds of bliss came over me and then the waves of **furious fire** started. I thought my dick was having an allergic reaction when I re-read the bottle just to make sure. Sure enough the label read, “Southampton Chilli-Pepper Olive Oil”.

It was a long night after that… unrelentingly painful. *So, remember kids… always read the fine print!*

[MF] wife’s niece loves to tease and party

So about every other month we get together with the wife’s family bbq and hang out for the weekend… the first time I saw the niece I was instantly hard petite tight little body wearing the shortest skirt some heels tight shirt snug against her body, i couldn’t help but fuck her in my head my eyes workin her up and down she liked the fact that an older guy was so turned on by her… here comes the introduction I’m rock hard cock pressed against my jeans she puts her hand out I pull her in for a hug instead I push my bulge deep into her leg and whisper in her ear how sexy she looks… few hours go by we’re all drinkin she disappears for a while… night comes to an end were set up in the guest bedroom which shares a bathroom with the nieces room, the wife’s occupied with the kids getting them ready for bed i go in the bathroom her doors cracked peek in to her waiting about time she says been trying to catch you alone for a minute she grabs and my shorts rubbing my cock I felt how hard you were earlier pull it out she’s bein the aggressor my cock goes right along and I’m hard AF she puts her hand in my shorts and whips it out she’s stroking it she stops and laughs she kisses me and says good night sayin only if we were alone

[MF] Celebrating Thanksgiving Early Leads To Me Eating Out My “Almost” Stepsister (PART TWO)

[PART ONE](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dzq0wb/mf_celebrating_thanksgiving_early_leads_to_me/)

Around three weeks ago, my face was between Kara’s legs. My mouth was on her clit. My tongue collected her juices. Her mouth explored my cock. It was one of the hottest experiences of my life, and it could never happen again. Or at least it should never happen again. Kara’s mom is marrying my father in less than a year now. She’s going to be my stepsister, and that might sound hot in porn, but in the real world…it’s more complicated. You have to think about what would happen if your parents found out. Would it ruin their relationship? And is that something you’d be okay with?

So when I went back to my dad’s house this past weekend to celebrate his birthday, I had decided I would not do anything more with Kara. At least not anything sexual. We could play board games or talk about how to save the bees, but that’s it. I didn’t even think I’d have to worry about the temptation this trip because I thought Kara wouldn’t be in town yet. Read more »

[MF] My first, and best, time with an older woman.

First time poster, long time reader. I have a ton of stories but I would like to start with the time I was 19, in college, and had an amazing night with “Veronica”, who was 49.

I was in college down in South Carolina, when I was staying there during January so I could take a J-Term class, that meant not a lot of other students on campus, and none of my roommates were there. I took full advantage of this opportunity. This was in 2009, and Craigslist ads were still a thing.

I posted how I had an apartment to myself and could only host (no car). I gave my general location and said I was hoping a mature older woman could make my dreams come true.

About an hour later, I get an email from Veronica. She said, right off the bat, “Just the thought of fucking a 19 year old just makes my pussy wet.” And I knew this was the one.

After a few back and forth emails, she agreed to come down from her home, which was about an hour away! She asked what my favorite beer was and told me to be ready. Read more »

Probably the most desperate thing i’ve ever done [MF]

A couple of weeks ago i hooked up with a girl from Tinder. But she had unmatched me afterwards, i dont know why, and didnt have her number. We went back to her place after the date to hook up so i knew where she lived. I got the crazy plan to just show up to her place and see what happens. It sounds super desperate and creepy, i was probably thinking more with my dick than with my head. I was really craving her body and a sexual release again.

It was a Friday evening and probably around 10 o clock. She didnt live too far away and i decided to just go for it. I like doing outlandish things from time to time, and the worst that could happen was that she didnt open the door or would say no and had to go home again and put on some Pornhub instead.

But i was getting nervous pulling up to her place, it crossed my mind to just do a 180 and go home again. The hormones prevailed, walked over to the door and i rang her doorbell. Lo and behold the door opened. An awkward “Hey” was the best i could come up with. Read more »

[M]y second time with cougar [F]

This is a success story from a few years back. It was my second time with a cougar, but it was the largest age difference.

I’m not much of a writer so bear with me.

I was 24 and living in Boston. I was single and living alone and decided to give OK Cupid a shot. After a few days of no success, i changed the age range to 40-60. I’ve always been into older women. My first experience was when I was in college and i was hooked.

Anyways, I started to get a few matches and there was one woman who i really hit it off with. We chatted for a bit and exchanged numbers. She was in her lower 50s. Short hair, in average shape. She sent me a hot bathing suit photo showing off her large breasts.

We realized we lived in the same neighborhood and thats how things got fast tracked. She asked if I wanted to come over for some drinks and maybe some weed – but i knew what she was really asking. So she asked me if I wanted to call her to get directions, so i did. I was trembling as the phone rang. Then i heard her voice. It was such a turn on. She told me to come over in an hour, so quickly got ready. Read more »

[MF]Fucked my shy tinder date before the weekend and promised her something more.

There is a two part to this story and part II is the main act. However part I is essential to the story and I would like to tell it to you fine folks before I start writing part II.

I had been on a couple of dates with this girl I met on a dating app. There was an instant chemistry and for second date we planned to go for a baseball game next Thursday. However we ended up having a second date on Monday at my place and making out a little bit over a glass of wine. That left me wondering if Thursday was going to be more than a date at the ballpark even though she came out as a little shy.

I lived in the city and she in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. She worked at a hospital in the city and commuted to work daily. The game was at 7 in the evening but her shift that day was ending around 3. She told me that she would spend the time in between with a friend and then we could go for the game. I decided to take my chance and like a good Samaritan offered my place for the break. I told her that I would be back from work around 6 but will leave the key under doormat and she could take a nap at my place until then. She readily agreed. Read more »

[MF] My surprise Friday night hookup, or, on the making of new memories

I’m a 40 something year old guy. I’m moving away from my city soon because things turned sour for me with this place. I have been doing tinder so I can hopefully make some fond memories on my way out of town. I’m upfront about this and that I’m looking for hookups and it’s getting results. I’m a pretty good looking guy, not movie star hot or anything but there have always been at least some women who have liked me, which makes me a lucky man.

I matched with this girl almost 20 years younger than me. She was short and blonde and thick and cute as fuck and we started chatting. Mainly sending gifs back and forth, I thought that was all it was going to be. That was ok, I have other prospects. I got thirst but I’m not thirsty.

Until very recently I had been celibate by choice for a year and a half. I don’t have to fuck ALL the women. And to be honest I’m generally more into women closer to my age and don’t seek out this much of an age difference. I like to swipe young women’s profiles but don’t expect to actually meet them. But something about this girl intrigued the hell out of me. We kept chatting and flirting but I still didn’t expect any more than that. Read more »