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Easy to Close: The girl selling me her house, Sucks and 28[F]ucks 28[M]e after

How I got into flipping:

My friend Joseph from work had talked me into taking on the investment adventure of flipping houses. I was looking for something to fill time after work besides going out to bars, and some extra money in my life. I been going through some heart broken times, as my high school sweetheart had broken off our engagement last summer. (This is around spring time). I had seen Joseph have some success in the past, so i agreed. It would be him, myself, and my other buddy Michael (who i’ve known forever) taking on this as a team. Read more »

She said 9 words to [m]e that completely changed the way I looked at her

I work in sales and people who work customer service/sales jobs know that after working a job like that for a while you end up developing a unique type of bitterness. You become mean and a little dead inside because you deal with a lot of people and most people are shit. Anyway, I had a coworker who had been working there for 15 years so she was kind of a bitch at this point. She was always rude to me and at first I thought it was because I was quite a bit younger than her but then I realized she was like that with everybody.

She was tall (6’1), talked like a sailor, smoked like a chimney, and was just generally unpleasant. Not my type at all. I had been working there for over a year at this point and she walked into the back of the store where we took our breaks. I was just finishing up my break as she entered. I assumed she was about to take her break so I asked her “Do you want to sit here?” referring to the office chair I was sitting in. I was going to roll it back over to the desk if she didn’t want to sit there. Read more »

23 [M]. discovering my bisexual femininity

well, when i was young at an all boys school. we used to goof around alot. but my friends had something they’d always do. which was with their middle finger swipe my butt crack from bottom to top (don’t know if it has a name). but it was like fingering my crack. i liked it but didn’t know why at the time , it felt good. years have passed and i started growing and also started to realize my butt was thicker than most of my friends and when i gain weight most of it goes to my hips and thighs. my stomach rarely gained fat. my hands were smaller than them. my balls are small but my dick big. my body didn’t grow hair and still barely grows any hair to this day. i always felt different and isolated because girls and boys at my new high school made fun of me. so i joined reddit started subscribing to subreddits and one by one, dick pics started appearing on my home page out of nowhere but when i looked at them sometimes my mouth would drool? by itself and i find myself staring at them for a long time. anyways now i’m 23. my skin is surprisingly smooth and very soft, my hips are thick. my butt is fat. and my body is weirdly bouncy and jiggly. yet i still love to jerk off to female pornstars getting fucked, and in the same time i finger my ass and insert toys if i see a big juicy cock

I [M] 23, had amazing sex with a [F] Instagram model I tutor!

A little introduction to this story. I have been reading reddit for years and enjoy it thoroughly, never thought of publishing anything until two nights ago… I am an average looking guy, 6’1, average build, tan & bearded. I am currently a senior at a university pursuing a business degree. Ever since I was a kid I have always been hyper sexual, lost my virginity at 13 and have been obsessed with women ever since.

All semester in one of my business classes, which is a huge lecture with over 200 people there has been a girl that stood out from the rest. For the sake of the story we will call her “Abby”. Abby is about 5’4 no more then 115 lbs tight perky breasts and an ass that is perfect. Abby is an instagram model, she has thousands of followers and gets paid to take pictures in yoga pants and bikinis. Abby always wears tight yoga pants showing off her sexy ass. Extremely beautiful face, the type that stands out with no makeup on, natural beauty. Abby is so beautiful I could not help but try and sit by her in class and shoot my shot. I am no looker by any means, but have never been afraid to go after beautiful women out of my league just in the off chance it works out. I would constantly sit by Abby and make small talk, little things about what we are learning about just to get my foot in the door. This class is tough and Abby had a hard time, the subject came naturally to me and I excelled in the class. Read more »

[MF] A desert rendezvous

This took place over a year ago. A little about us; I was 31 at the time, 6ft, short brown and grey hair, fairly muscular, and glasses. Circumcised and average length, but more than average girth. A was 29, a bit shorter, c cup, long straight brown hair and loves to refer to herself as “fun-sized.” Which I completely agree…

We had been seeing each other on and off over the summer, but there was some pretty good distance between us. About 5 hours and 300 some odd miles. We had already had a few very fun long weekends together, but we were overdue for another round. We make plans and after working a long day on Friday, I load up my truck and make the trek over once more.

We had been teasing each other all week, of all the things we wanted to do to each other and with the time we’d get. A, however, grew much more impatient. The texts between us increased, starting as harmless flirting but quickly escalating to raunchy. Yes, I texted while driving. Bite me. Read more »

[MF] The time I hooked up with a reddit follower

I [F25] met Jeff [M34] through reddit during a time that I was not seeking anything – not a relationship, not a hookup, nothing. I was simply posting for fun with no intention of talking to many people, let alone meeting them. Jeff was one of many who direct messaged me following a post that I put up. I don’t respond to most messages but I open each of them to see what they say. His stood out to me because it was respectful, mellow and mentioned me having a boyfriend (which I don’t) so I responded just to clarify that and to thank him because he complimented me as well and he seemed cool and nice. He answered, and turns out, he was in fact “cool and nice.” I chatted back and forth, not really intending for it to go anywhere beyond a conversation, but I enjoyed talking to him. He told me that I seemed like an interesting person beyond the photos and that he would like to get to know me better, and I thought, why not? I was truly enjoying talking, so I gave him my kik and we moved over to there. We chatted more, got to know each other, exchanged photos, and before I knew it I found myself looking forward to messages from him. There was sexual talk involved, but it was mostly just about our lives, our interests, things we have in common, joking around, etc. Like a good friend that I had a big crush on. He lives a few hours away from me and eventually suggested that we meet somewhere (closer to me, because he’s so generous) and that there would be absolutely no pressure to have sex or anything but that he’d love to have dinner and get to know me. He would also be staying at a hotel if I chose to stay with him, which I definitely wanted to, but I appreciated so much that he kept reminding me it was not expected at all. My #1 favorite thing about him is his kindness. Read more »

He said he was tired… I sat on his face [FM]

*This happened last weekend. Just couldn’t find the time to write sooner. Enjoy ;)*

I’ve been more than a little horny all weekend – I’m longing, thirsting, craving for a fuck – but unfortunately my cop husband has to work two twelve hour shifts and I’ve visited some friends so we’ve hardly seen each other. On Sunday evening we are slouched on the couch, he’s watching stuff on youtube and I can tell he is beat. Still, a girl can try… ‘hey baby’ I say. Absentminded ‘hmm?’. ‘Look at me…’. He finally looks up. I slowly pull my sweater over my head in a hopefully erotic way – but he bursts out laughing! WTF?! I yank the sweater off my head unpretentiously, obviously this isn’t going as planned… He is laughing so hard he’s almost crying. I look down at myself and then I see why: I’ve totally forgotten I wear an old T-shirt with E.T. printed on it (the alien from the Steven Spielberg movie), his big sad fish eyes stretched over my boobs, geeky alien smile on my belly… Citing my husband: ‘E.T. looks just like a wrinkled old dick’. I have to giggle too, since this is an awfully accurate description. So yeah, no sexy mood thanks to E.T., you cock-blocking extraterrestrial son of a bitch… Read more »

The Best Apartment Tour Ever [MF]

I went to go look at an apartment the other day. It was interesting, to say the least.

So I walked in the door and the little bell jingled above me. I walked towards the front desk and sat down, waiting.

A young guy – in his 20s for sure – came out from the office and extended his hand to me. I stood and shook his hand, smiling.

“Tristen,” he said. “How can I help you?”

“Hi, Tristen. I’m Ginger.” I answered. I explained to him how I was looking for a new place in the area and wanted to take a tour. He nodded and started pulling out a brochure.

As he gathered documents together, I played with my ring. I could see him looking at it.

“Are you engaged?” he asked me.

I was a bit surprised he would ask this question, but not bothered by it.

“No.”

He looked at the ring and I looked down at it as well. “This is a $6 ring from Ross.”

We both laughed.

“It helps at bars when guys won’t leave me alone!” I explained.

He chuckled and said, “I’d imagine so.” Read more »