And so it happened
I had sex, nope, made love to my sister-in-law yesterday and it was incredible.
I was home taking down Xmas decorations. The only thing I had to look forward to was the peaceful 30 minutes outside taking down the lights.
30 blissful minutes with no kids. No wife. No demands.
“I need you to go out” said the wife. Large glass of wine in hand. The baby on her hip and a look that said she knew I wouldn’t want to but was asking anyway. “My sister just text. She’s stranded and drunk. Can you pick her up?”
“Yup. Of course” I replied. “Where is she?”
“I’ll text you the address. I’m sorry. I know you’ve been at work all week”
I told the wife I was fine. Secretly I was better than fine. I’d developed quite the crush on her sister over the years and the prospect of an hour with her; a drunk her to be specific was a late Christmas present.