This is an old story. I’ve been having sex for 27 years now, which is longer than many of you have even been alive! Something I read here recently, though, made me remember the story of my first time.
I have always been sexual.
Seriously, I have masturbated to orgasm for as long as I can remember. I was like 4 or 5 when I start having memories of my parents telling me to stop “playing with myself.” Eventually, I figured out that this is something that I shouldn’t do around the parents. I tried to wank in bed, but I shared a bed with my sister, and she got pissed about me “shaking the bed.” There just wasn’t a lot of privacy, so I had to get creative.
I discovered my dad’s porn stash when I was, oh, 7? Hustler, Playboy, and the Longarm books, which were basically erotica written for men, with all the smuttiness and crudeness that entails.
Flash forward to 17.