So before I went and lost my mind with the virus, I was over at Astrid’s helping her around their place. Because despite being 26 year old millennial, she and her fiance ‘Wonderboy’ are living all my hopes and dreams in their nice place they work their ass off to afford. (As a side note maybe doing porn would help with rent judging by the Reddit response… ideas for corruption later) But while I was helping her with some laundry and folding I found her ‘secret dresser drawer’. What i wouldn’t give to get a photo of my face discovering her secret hiding spot for her COLLARS! And there were quite a few. They were expensive, well crafted, and built (from my perspective) for comfort of the user. It was a shocking realization that your best friend is a kinky person… and I must be terrible because I stole one that day for myself.
Yes, you heard me correct my horny friends! I Saph stole my friend’s collar from her sacred bedchamber! Muahahaha! God, i wish it was that epic but honestly i just shoved it between my boobs and kept about our day. I still don’t think she knows it’s gone but more importantly I even forgot about it until a few days ago. Which leads us to our story today…