[MF] My wife needed a release thanks to reddit!

My wife u/j_jonah_bjameson started posting to reddit last week. Needless to say I was quite excited by this really hot turn of events. What I didn’t expect was how hot and bothered my wife would get.

One of the days she posted and then left for work wearing what she had posted in. She was messaging me all day telling me how wet reddit was making her. How much she was aching from redditors talking to her while they touched themselves. It made her want to touch herself but she couldn’t as she was at work.

We had someone coming to install a new appliance for us that day shortly after she got home. She was upstairs getting changed out of her work clothes when i grabbed her. I carried her over to our bedroom window. It overlooks the front of the house and our street. She needed to be able to see if the serviceman showed up while I was busy.

About the time I fooled around with two friends and then fucked my PAWG ex on my birthday party [FM][FM][FM]

Hello guys I’m a long time lurker and always wanted to share some of my adventures. Excuse my shitty writing, English is not my native language.

This story takes place about three years ago, I invited a bunch of friends, including one of my fwbs, to my house for a birthday party/hang out. I cooked some nacho dips, took out the booze and prepared a playlists. Now first of all I’m by no means attractive, I think I’m average looking at best. During my whole life I was the fat kid but at the time of this story I was 20yo very into the gym life and was looking kind of muscular but still chubby. Anyways, I prepared my self a rum and coke to pregame with before everyone arrived. Then I got a message from Carla, my long time fwb, she was THAT booty call whenever I wanted a no strings attached animalistic raw sex who also is a great friend. She said “Hey baby, I’ll just stopped by to give you for birthday gift and bounce to another party”, I responded back saying it’s OK and to move her ass here. She arrived shortly, we kissed, she nibbled (she loves to do thst and got me into it) my ear and told me to wait in the sofa she was going to prepare my gift, if I knew her well I know what was coming. Carla she’s beautiful slim thicc latina with light skin, curly dark hair, big eyes, B cups boobs and great legs but the one thing I love the most is her enthusiasm. She knows how to be sensual and treat a man or woman.

I dated this girl, discovered she was trans, went along anyway, she blew my mind, and I paid for her breast surgery. Zero regrets, would recommend. The best girls are sometimes boys. [TM]

I am a 39 year old professional. I’m unmarried (by choice) and have no kids. I’ve been very successful in my career. I don’t say that to brag, only to point out that money isn’t a big concern for me.

About two years ago, I’m out with some friends at a bar when I see this smoking hot girl. I went and chatted her up. “Jenny” (not her real name) was younger (24) and clearly attracted to me. We wound up making out for a while in an Uber, during which she was also stroking my cock through my pants. We made plans to hang out a few nights later, which ended with her giving me a brain-melting blowjob. Honestly, best I’d ever had.

The next time we hung out, I was fully expecting to fuck her. And, sure enough, we were going down that path at my place, when she stopped and, looking sorta embarrassed, gave me the “I’m not like most other girls…” talk. And dropped the bomb that this girl… had a dick.

A Lesson In Oral Sex, Against Impossible Odds – “Knitting” [MF]

Show me a man who doesn’t give oral, and I’ll show you how to steal his girl.

To say that I’m a fan of oral sex is the understatement of the century. Short of the judicious application of power tools, I have never known anything that would drive a woman to orgasm so powerfully, reliably, and repeatedly.

As Robin Williams taught us “Bring a lunch, stay for the day.”

I was living in the city of Kalamazoo at the time. Yes, it’s a real place, no you don’t actually want to visit. Kalamazoo is a great place to be from, and there’s a long list of reasons that the majority of people who live there only do it for a few years.

But if you have to suffer, there’s no reason not to do it in style. It’s a college town and I was living on Stanwood street in the heart of the student ghetto. I had a small liberal arts college off the end of my driveway, an old state university at the other end of the block, and hot and cold running pussy abound at all times of day and night. The women of Kalamazoo were beautiful, plentiful, and even if you couldn’t find Miss Right, you could certainly find Miss Right Now.

[M]y CL public adventure with a married mother twice my age [F]

This is going back a ways now, when Craigslist still allowed for personals ads (obviously). I was in my early 20’s, living in the middle of nowhere, so I went into the whole experience with no expectations. As it turns out, those lead to pleasant surprises.

I don’t really remember her name but we’ll call her April. She had posted about wanting someone to chat with while her hubby was off doing his moody things. She was married since high school, two teenaged kids and admitted to cheating before. Now she just wanted some adventures conversations. As luck would have it, I had just enough to warrant a message back.

April was fun. She would sigh on the phone about her grumpy husband going off to golf and leaving her to want other things. I heard all about how she enjoyed her spare time with others, but amazingly she never got caught. Either he didn’t notice anything or she was just good. She was also in her 40’s – literally double my age. I can’t say it stopped me from talking up a storm to her – she was bold and had a voice that made you drip before you finished getting hard. She lived in the capital city in the state above mine, too, so as far as I was concerned, that was that. Some occasional dirty talking in the phone.

Edging Day 9 – I’m [F] so easily aroused

*I’m edging myself for 2 weeks and documenting my progress, changes and overall experiences here. No paid promotion, just love my toys ;) *

I [f25] spent the day in bed ;) mostly napping, but I did make sure alarms were set to let me know my pussy needs attention and it’s time to edge. Only 5 more days until my new Fun Factory Big Boss G5 dildo arrives and I can end this horrible yet beautiful challenge.

I’ll be honest I may have plateaued with how much more wetter or sensitive I could get, but I can still enjoy teasing my clit and edging my pussy.

With my alarm ringing and alerting me it’s sexy time, I grabbed my clit sucking vibrator (we-vibe melt), jumped on a few “sites” (Reddit included) and started edging away. I noticed my already puffy pussy was wet and asking for something to stuff her tight little hole, my clit engorged and just begging to be stroked and teased with a tongue, my nipples standing at attention and twitching from the slightest graze. I was ready to fuck and my body felt trained for it.

[MF] Not that kind of facial

One of my wife’s friends is a somatologist. Thats apparently the fancy name for a beauty therapist. She’s a brunette with shoulder length hair and has a relatively good body. Hips and B sized tits in proportion. She is quite attractive in the “girl next door” kinda sense. Lets call her Michelle.

My wife has been nagging me to go get a facial and she set up an appointment with her friend at the salon. She went to have her hair done at the same place. Now of course I’m on friendly terms with Michelle and we were having a friendly, platonic conversation as she was working on my face and applying a mask. Her soft touches apparently had an effect on me and I developed a raging erection. I was hoping she hadn’t noticed but there was no way to hide it as I was stretched out on her reclining chair. At least my blushing was hidden under the mask.

200 days as a Do[m]

So this is my report for my first 200 days as a Dom on Reddit. It’s been a rollercoaster ride and I will admit there have been days when I contemplated hitting – delete account. However, these moments have contrasted with other moments of pure clarity and what Maslow calls peak experience.

But first the numbers:
* Approximate number of female orgasms delivered – 400
* Gangbangs participated in – 4
* My age – 48
* Average age of partner – 22
* Oldest partner – 51
* Youngest partner – 18
* Threesomes attended – 1
* Number of times I caught feelings- 3
* Kinks discovered: Breeding, Light BDSM
* Average number of daily rejections – 1.5
* ? found – 3

I have learned so much about myself and my sexuality in the past 200 days. I’m naturally a Dom but I also discovered I was a bull. I love to make women cum!

I Hope you found this post mildly appealing.

Finn

My first time getting pegged [MF]

Note: this happened about 10 years ago. It is 100% true, with a few details changed to protect the not so innocent. I hope you enjoy!

It had been quite some time since I had seen Linda. We each had lots of things going on in our lives, and eventually fell out of contact. Recently, we were able to reconnect and chat a bit, restoking the fire we had for each other. We both agreed we wanted to explore a few kinkier fantasies…

The day finally came when we were to meet for some fun. Linda met me at the door with a nice kiss. I could clearly see her big, beautiful breasts with their fresh piercings sway beneath her thin shirt. I gave a playful pull on her long, red hair as we broke our kiss, causing her to moan with delight.

We sat and talked for a bit, catching up. Eventually, the talk turned to sex. I had a few questions about her kinks, and she readily answered them, finally straddling me on the couch, clearly aroused and ready for playtime. “Well,” I said, “let’s go upstairs and you can show me your weapons!” We both laughed a bit, and went up to the bedroom.

I [M] used to watch my neighbors [FF]

I hope these type of stories are welcomed here.

The apartment directly across from mine was usually vacant during the summer months, because the older couple that lived there liked to travel. The apartment below me was also empty at night, because my neighbor worked the late shift. The resident below, and across from me was the most interesting of them all. Her name was Jessica, and she was a gorgeous brunette with long wavy hair, and sparkling chestnut eyes. She has the nicest figure, which she worked on it almost everyday. Sometimes, I would just sit on my couch, and watch her run on the treadmill wearing a pair of hot-shorts and athletic bra. Her legs were long, and toned to the point where you can see the muscular development down the side of her outer thighs. From time to time, we had talked in passing, and at the pool. She was home a lot, and spent a majority of her time working on various household tasks. Occasionally, she would have a boyfriend, or date visit for the evening. She dated regularly, and rightfully so. She was a knockout.