College [F]riend squirted in [M]y eye

Never told anyone this so sorry if my storytelling skills aren’t the best lol.

This started with a girl I went to HS with. We’ll call her Janet. I met her in our sophomore year. I had always thought she was cute but never pursued her. We didn’t see each other much throughout sophomore and junior year but remained friendly. Halfway through senior year Janet finds out that we’re going to the same college, so she makes more of an effort to hang out since we’ll be the only ppl we know in the fall.

We hang out a couple times with mutual friends over the summer. Summertime being hot as hell, Janet mostly wears short shorts and a tube top. This is the first time I saw Janet’s full figure and I was astounded. She was about 5’3”, bottle shaped figure, toned stomach and had a navel piercing shining in the sun. Her plump ass kept spilling out of her shorts. Double cheeked up on a Friday afternoon. I knew she had at least C cup breasts, but seeing her cleavage glistening with sweat in that tiny top totally changed the way I saw her. All my other friends disappeared in that moment. It literally felt like one of those slow mo scenes in movies. Janet catches me ogling her and smirked and gave me a “Like what you see?” type of look. I play it off and the rest of the day went by pretty quickly. We still hang out and text throughout the summer. Every now and then I would catch Janet looking me up and down. I would stare back at her, she would smile, bite her lip and turn around.

[MF] How I learned pain can be fun

I had been with this woman for a while, exploring new things, but this unintentionally opened my eyes.

We were at a friend’s house and had been drinking a little so we weren’t driving home. Everyone got different rooms, she and I stayed in one with a really small bed. After some nice foreplay, she’s on her back while I’m standing and deep inside her. We are going at it for a while and I can feel she’s about to cum. All of the sudden, as I’m fully in her, everything in her body tightens up and for some reason she decides to twist. Now, my dick is a little thicker than normal and she’s pretty tight. So she had a really good grip as she turned. Simultaneously, I winced in pain and shot a massive load inside her. It was honestly one of the best orgasms of my life.

That, my friends, is how I really started to see how pain and pleasure can go together. Things got more intense from that night on in our sex lives.

[M]INDBLOWING [F]UCK AT THE SPORTS CENTER

This story happened few years ago when i was 25, i was training at a sports center in the university, particularly teaching a Taekwondo course. One day a girl dropped by and asked if she can join my class. She was a a beauty: 21 years old, red hair, few cute freckles on a perfect face and blue eyes. Years of training had toned her heart shaped perfect ass, and her fairly wide feminine hips.

Throughout the class she was super competitive, giving some of the guys a hard time, until she ran into me. We had a playful sparring session, trying to kick each other in the head and some how the sexual tension was building up rapidly. She kept provoking me with the way she starred and the few brushes our body made when we came in contact. This went on till the class ended.

As the other students were leaving, i was gathering the mats up ready to close as i noticed she was exceptionally slow in packing her stuff. As the last student left the hall she zipped her bag slowly and asked me how i think she did in class, we chatted for a minute or two and as we were heading out of the hall, i turned to shut the lights off and my eyes met her magnetic eyes, we starred for few seconds and with no words we went straight to one of the hottest make out session i have ever had.

Almost caught with a cock down my throat [FM]

The door to our backyard from the house goes directly to a table and chairs that we typically sit at each night. Around to the side of the house is where our clothes line is.

One night my boyfriend was over for dinner, and afterwards we went outside with my mum, and older sister and brother to share some joints. As we started getting stoned, my brother decided to go home and my mum and sister decided to go buy ice creams at the store up the street from the house so my boyfriend and I were alone.
We stayed outside for about 2 minutes until the tension built up too high and went around the corner to where the clothes line was and started making out.

It got quite heated quickly and I started palming his dick through his pants while he grabbed my tits. He pushed me to my knees and I brought his cock out. I didn’t have time to tease (though I usually like to) so I put him straight into my mouth and got to sucking. I went straight into deep throating, which made me gag deeply, but I soldiered on and used both hands to stroke his cock and balls.

I was Slut Shamed at a Divorce Deposition [MF]

A while ago, I was dating this guy, Sam. Well, we weren’t exactly dating… we were fuck buddies. Sometimes we would grab a drink, or a bite to eat. But most of the time, we would meet at his hotel, fuck, and then leave. It was fun, simple, easy and most importantly drama free. Sam was pretty kinky too, sometimes he’d buy me some lingerie and I’d dress up as his little fuck doll for our dates. But yeah, it was what you would expect from a typical fuck buddy hookup.

All of this came to a bloody halt, when I was summoned to an attorney’s office. Apparently Sam was married, and his wife discovered his adultery with me. Grounds for divorce. Bloody hell… I had no idea he was married. I didn’t mind that he was, but at least have the courage to be honest with me. I hate surprises, and being compelled to speak as part of a legal matter is such a surprise. Apparently, the legal term is a deposition, for a divorce proceeding between Sam and his ex wife. I’m supposed to tell the truth, including my perspective on our dates and hookups. The dinners, the gifts, the hotel dates… all of it. His ex-wife will be at the deposition, bloody hell.

[M]y cousins wi[f]e part 11

I get a call in the morning.

Shit has went down.

My cousin has officially moved out of there home and into his mistresses apartment. He was irate last night and punched two large holes in two walls and broke a closet door. She was going to call the cops but didn’t. The kids were absolutely terrified. I asked her if she was okay she is fine. She just hates the fact that the kids were scared. I told her if he ever does that shit again I will kick the shit out of him.

My uncle calls me (my cousins father) and tells me “ your cousin is fucking up.” He tells me what he did and asked me if I could do him a favor and fix the walls and closet door in there house. He didn’t want his grandchildren seeing the holes in the walls and broken closet door for too long. The man has treated me like a son my whole life. I said absolutely no problem I will take care of it today.

I call my cousins wife up and tell her about her father in law calling me to fix the wall she is excited that I’m coming over.

Getting to know [M]y [F]riendly neighbor

The good shit starts at the ———-

This happened a couple years ago. I stopped by a friend’s party one weekend and him and his wife told me they had to introduce me to this girl. In fact, they said they’ve been meaning to introduce us. Interesting.

So we get some introductions going on and she’s definitely got my attention. She’s 5’4″, 30 years old, part Mexican with dark hair, and has some other nice Mexican features to boot, particularly her curves. Not slim, not fat, but a cute face, huge tits, a bubbly personality, and is constantly smiling at everyone, me especially. We hit it off with dumb jokes and Game of Thrones banter. How we thought it would end, how great it was, we were all about it. (How wrong we were.) We even found out why our friends wanted to introduce us – we both live in the same apartments, just a couple buildings away. Eventually the night draws to a close and we both head home, but not before she adds me on Facebook.

Break Up Sex [MF]

Due to reasons that would take another story to explain I was going to break up with my girlfriend at that time. It was something that was building up for a couple of weeks and we had been talking about it a lot. She wanted to stay together but I was committed to breaking it off.

For some back story, we had been together for one and a half years. I know that isn’t the longest of times but it was my first serious relationship so it was a bit of a crazy time for me. We also didn’t have the best sex life. One of the frustrating things on my end was she never seemed to want to try but would somehow blame me for it. Anyway in the long run and looking back it was a good decision to break it off regardless of that. I was 27 at the time and she was 24. We’ll call her Maddie.

So we had just talked to each other on the phone and she invited me over to have a chat and cook me dinner. I had no intention of staying for dinner though as I was ready to end things and get out of there!

Supermarket [M] – 21

Supermarket

Supermarket [M] – 21

I work at the produce section of a supermarket around 25 hours a week and I had a sexual fantasy about a girl who works at the checkout area.

It all started a while back, when she became my new colleague. At first she started working at the produce department, and therefore I had to teach her a lot. I didn’t feel anything for her back then, but gradually over time I began to see something in her.

She: decent 8.5/10, small tits, great ass, smile that gives you a boner, blonde hair.

Me: probably 7/10, works hard, never had a girlfriend.

My luck ran out after a few months, she was injured by a horse and couldn’t lift heavy things anymore and she was therefore moved to the checkout area where she has been working for the past few years now.

Our department has an extra warehouse, which is a lot smaller but only has produce in it, that is behind checkout no. 12, so if I need to get something, I always have to walk past the checkout area. The warehouse can be locked from the inside, in case a robbery might happen people could use it as a “safehouse”. You can’t hear anyone from in there, since the fans are extremely loud.