So my birthday was the other day and I just turned 20 (yay “true” adulthood or whatever idgaf). This usually means I’ll get some money sent from relatives. It’s nothing crazy, but I got like $200 in total. Originally I was gonna save it for the Fall Semester to pay for textbooks.
But then I realized, it’s enough to pay for an hour with an escort whose profile I’ve sort have been eyeing for the past couple months. And I thought, “Hey, it’s been like a whole ass year since I’ve had sex, I have $200, I’m horny, and this woman is down to fuck if I pay, so why the hell not?”
In terms of COVID-19 stuff, I’m not too worried only b/c the area in my state where she’s located didn’t have too many cases, and neither did mine. Obviously I’ll wear a mask up until we start.
So… Happy Birthday, me! Remember to treat sex workers with respect, y’all!