Yoga Pants-Obsessed [M] Dad Gladly Cheats on Wife with a [F] Stupid Slutty Cougar

*This is my last nonfiction post, as I’ve run out. I could write about other sexual experiences, but they’d read as boring, standard foreplay and missionary sex with a few doggystyles thrown in for good measure. The truth of the matter is that while I consider myself a crazy stupid horny cougar skank, I’ve really only been one for the better part of 18 months. But onto my last nonfiction chapter:*

I frequent (and still do) a coffee shop in Marin County, CA. Pre-COVID, I would go to my yoga class and then drive to the coffee shop afterwards 3-4 times a week. Occasionally, I would see a man with his baby boy there, holstered in his Baby Bjorn, and talking to other normal patrons. I would say hello to him every now and then and engage in small talk, and let him know how cute I thought his baby was, but that was it.

My roommate and I used to be [f]uck buddies. His girlfriend has no idea.

I met my roommate on Tinder during college. On our first date, he fingered me right on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. We continued to fuck through the year and then he got a girlfriend. We lost touch for a bit until we ran into each other at a bar. That night, he had me pressed against a wall, fucking me, whispering in my ear how I’m a slut who made him cheat on his girlfriend.

This became a pattern. He would find a girlfriend, date them for a bit, they wouldn’t satisfy him, and then I would be on my back, legs in the air in his bed. He would always tell me how this was all my fault, ruining his relationships and making him cheat. This happened over and over again.

When we moved in together, we were both in relationships so we behaved ourselves (for the most part). His new girlfriend has absolutely no idea about our history though. Her and I are getting close and she has no idea that her boyfriend used to cum inside of me and call me his little slut.

They just moved in together and he still tells me I’m better in bed than she is.

[MF] Daycare mom #5 – The Nigerian mom

For context, this mom took years to arrange. Lots of flirting, talking, getting to know, comfort levels, etc. She knew about the other moms and that’s the only reason how this got brought up for me to have that level of conversation with her. On to the story.

This mom was born in Nigeria (pretty sure, or maybe Cameroon, no wait…Nigeria, yes!). Anyway, she lived there as a child, came to Canada as a teen. Spent enough time here to get “Westernized” I suppose is the term when you start wearing different clothing, enjoying music and trends from North America. And basically start living the non traditional lifestyles (to a point) from the country you were born from your their parents came from.

I’ve heard from a lot of children of immigrants to a country (male and female) the struggle to listen to their parents and follow the old/traditional ways and live in a society thats completely different and to follow the trends and lifestyles of their contemporaries growing up. Also, the acknowledgement that their life right now is different then the life their parents lived and how the parents try to get their kids to live the life they led – if that makes sense? And the friction that causes when you don’t want that life. E.g. date outside culture/religion, the pressure to be a doctor/nurse/lawyer/accountant etc.

My [M] fiance and I visit her twin sister [F] [Long]

This story happened last winter before all this COVID shit hit the fan and I am writing because I just needed to tell someone. So now I’m here in the middle of a workday typing this up because I could not hold it in any longer. Compared to my love life I think it is somewhat of a roller coaster and I hope you all enjoy.

Back Story:

Ok…time for the real-world moment…physically, I am not what you call…“In shape”. But I am also not a massive person. I am about 6ft and around 230 pounds with dark brown hair, a beard and a smattering of freckles. At around 5.5in, I am not sporting a porn-star cock like everyone else apparently has on this site. I have never been extremely confident in my physical appearance. I have always been a little overweight and as a result I have never had much luck in the dating world. Not trying to have a pity party here; just trying to give the facts.

Being a good wing-woman [FM]

Before everything went into lockdown mode, going out was pretty much a weekly affair for my best friend and I. The last time we went out, she met a guy (we’ll call him Eric) at the bar that she really clicked with. The guy was tall, fairly good looking, funny, and very charming. Unfortunately, he had a friend (we’ll call him Robert) with him who was nowhere near as smooth. He was short although still fairly good looking, but his personality was awful. Very annoying. He thought he was funny when he wasn’t funny at all. More high school boy humor than anything. He was also completely unaware of anything around him and couldn’t tell that he was basically cock blocking as he kept on butting into my friend’s and his friend’s conversation. At one point, he literally sat in between the two of them.

I FUCKED MY SEXY MATURE NEIGHBOR [MF]

I am a 20 years old male with an 8.5 inch thicc cock… I have always been into mature woman and coupe of years now i have been flashing my neighbor who is propably in her mid 50s. She got a nice pair of perfect saggy tits which always made me hard asf. Everytime i opened my window and started walking naked on my room or even jerking off she spyied on me and smiled, until one day she invited me to go to her house… I was stunned but after a bit of thought i crossed the road and went in… She had been waiting for me completely naked with her huge hangers out and she grabbed me and striped me off… I was already rock hard when she started sucking me off… After an exhausting 15 minute of rough sex( in which i was struggling not to blast my cum inside her)i finished on her big tits and then left because her husband would eventually come from his work….. Thats my most crazy story that i wouldnt ever believe that could actualy happen to me… A fantasy that came true

What happens when you watch too much porn [MF]

[Skip to the ****** for sex]

My ex-Kayleigh and I were together for a few years and we got into some fairly wild stuff. She was a virgin when we started dating, so I was her first and introduced her to a lot of things. One of which was some fairly creative positioning.

This particular story takes place at my family’s house in Florida (since destroyed), in Panama City Beach right across the street from the beach. The house was kind of a mess but it had been bought before the development boom so it was more than we could ever afford now. Regardless, Kayleigh went on a family trip with us (my family adored her).

My family is conservative, so even though I was in my early 20s and she was 19, they didn’t approve of me having sex outside of wedlock. So while it was great having Kayleigh on this trip with me, we had to be very sneaky about hooking up.

But after a couple of drinks one night I decided to hell with it and we would have some fun. I snuck into her room and we started making out hot and heavy. I’ve written about Kayleigh before (link in comments), she was gorgeous. Just absolutely stunning. And she was a very good kisser.

Another Amy story [MF]….a part of an ongoing series: blasts from my past

Amy, whom we first met here: [First Amy Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/g30ba3/blasts_mf_from_my_pastan_occasional_series/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
And then again here: [Amy OBX Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/g8spiq/another_amy_mf_storypart_of_my_blasts_from_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

This is the story of another night at Amy’s parents place in central California…I was visiting in between work events in LA and SF and they set me up in the guest/pool house.

We spent the day winery hopping along the central coast…by winery #3 were feeling really good and snuck off into the vineyard and were making out between the vines. This led to a blow job under a blue bird central coast sky that was sadly interrupted by a vineyard tour. We managed to make ourselves look decent by the time the group rounded the corner into view. We ran off giggling hysterically back to the tasting room and onto another couple wineries. We needed the day with a fantastic restaurant dinner and back to her parents house with several bottles from the days adventures.

In the car, Amy’s hands were all over me….tickling me, pinching my nipples (which she knew I loved), grabbing at my cock. I returned the favor as much as I could with one hand. As we pulled into the driveway she whispered in my ear ‘I’ve always wanted to fuck someone in the pool house’ with a devilish grin on her face.

I accidentally became the leader of a Gangbang Group [M]

A while ago, I was browsing Craigslist and I found this gangbang group. At that time, I’ve had a modest sex life. More than vanilla, less than porn star status. A few threesomes and whatever. But I’ve always had a fascination with gangbangs. Just finding a woman who is so insatiable that one guy isn’t enough. No, she needs 3, 4, 5 or more guys to feel satisfied. So I responded to the ad, and the then leader of the group reached out. I guess through some miracle, I was invited in.

Being the newbie, I was the low man on the totem pole. I’d only be called, as a last option. If the other guys, more senior, were interested or available. By that point, I was getting invited to the last scraps, so to speak. Hey, I get it. You have to pay your dues, in this weird gangbang group type of deal. But I wasn’t getting much action, and when I did, I wasn’t attracted to the women. But again, I’ve had this fascination with gangbangs, so I just went with it.

Surprise threesome [FFM]

This was a few years ago. Myself and my wife, let’s call her Katie, met at university and married within a year!

We’ve done some swinging (perhaps more about that depending on how this goes) over the years. The thing is nothing has ever been planned. It’s all just happened. We have been out with friends or met someone in a bar. This experience has been the best one so far.

We went back to the city were we met for a few nights to celebrate my birthday (38th my wife is a few years younger). The birthday celebrations had happened the night before and the next day we were kind of tired but decided to go to a bar we used to hang out in as students for dinner.

When I went to the washroom Katie started talking to the girl at the next table. It turned out they were all Australians/New Zealanders who had met while working away from home and they were out for one of the groups birthday.