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[MF] The time I had a blowjob inside a busy cathedral.

So whilst on holiday in Italy with my girlfriend. We were going round enjoying the sites and whilst in Milan we decided to visit the famous cathedral there, as you can get some great views of the city from the top.

But just as we’re about to go in the guard stoped us and said we couldn’t as she wasn’t dressed appropriately. And she had to wear trousers. To put it in to some context she was wearing shorts but she also had tights underneath. So it was actually quite modest.

She was so annoyed and we left and decided to come back the next day as we had already purchased tickets.

So the next day we head over to visit this time both in jeans. And sure enough we get in.

To get to the roof there’s a stone spiral staircase that goes up with the occasional window to let in light. We stopped by one of the windows for a break and to see the view. Whilst letting a few people who were coming down go past. Just after they left and I was looking out across the city my gf leaned over and whispered “Do you want a blowjob” to which there is only ever one answer. I knew it was just her way of getting back at the guard yesterday and that was fine by me. Read more »

[MF] The absolute greatest whore I ever had part 1

So I have been writing a lot of stories about the various weird, wacky, and tacky sexual experiences I’ve had in my life. There’s a ton to choose from, and some of the better ones all came from one girl. She was absolutely a whore, absolutely So I have been writing a lot of stories about the various weird, wacky, and tacky sexual experiences I’ve had in my life. There’s a ton to choose from, and some of the better ones all came from one girl. She was absolutely a whore, absolutely sexy, and absolutely fun as fuck. To this day, I wind up sleeping with her every time I see her… despite the fact that she’s gained hella weight, is a raging alcoholic, has a husband, and a kid. For sake of anonymity I’m gonna call her Kylie.

I was 19 the first time I met Kylie was at this restaurant/bar in town that was notorious for two things… absolutely dirt cheap drinks, and serving minors. My buddy James brought her with him. He always talked about her, and was the type to love every girl he barely talked to. I had seen her comment on things on Facebook and shit, and knew she was attractive… but the girl that he showed up with was fucking sexy. Like dirty sexy. She had on some trashy vintage tee with her nipples out, and cut off shorts that barely covered half of her ass… long legs and blonde hair to bring it all together. Read more »

[FM] My (f)irst true fucking

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend my senior year of high school, but it didn’t include any penetration. When she tried to finger me, she got up to her first knuckle and it hurt. We didn’t try that again.

At the beginning of my freshman year of college, I had a boyfriend. I was his first kiss, first everything. We had a fairly active sexual relationship without penetrative sex, with hands and mouths and grinding. Eventually he was the first man to be inside me. Our few times having penetrative sex largely involved him laying back while I slowly, and with much trepidation and lubricant, worked my way, centimetre by centimetre, down his thick shaft. It was sex, and we cared for each other and trusted each other deeply, but it was nowhere near a fuck. Read more »

That time [m]y ex and I [f]ucked in a parking lot and got sort of caught

We had a great spot in a somewhat private parking lot behind a bar but not part of the bar parking, and that was just next to the tracks. It was a prime spot…bc we only went there at night. For a long time it was just a spot we would go for my ex and his friends to smoke. (For reference we were about 20 and 21 when this happened) Occasionally we would go alone and he would smoke. The night in question is one of those nights.

As we are just sitting there and he is smoking he turned to me and said “I think we should fuck” and I responded “sure babe I’m super horny and I don’t want to wait until we get back to your house.” I proceeded to pull off my shirt and he stopped me when it was off. “I think you miss understood, I want to fuck you bent over the hood of the car”. I was shocked but got even more wet at the thought. He continued to say “I don’t think we will get caught and if a train passes by someone may see us.. but screw it so what if they do” I said “Babe, so you’re not scared of getting caught at all?” “No I’m not”. So I agreed. Read more »

The only way I [F] could pass his [M] class

Back in my freshmen year of college, I had the toughest, most hard ass biology teacher in the entire school. He would spit lectures every single class and if we memorize what he said word for word, we could accept the failing grade right there. We couldn’t ask him questions and all of his work was original, so we couldn’t look up answers either. Science is also not my strong suit, so I knew I was in for a tough year.

I’m kind of a kiss ass in school, but it helps me get along with my teachers, so I knew I had to figure out what my bio teacher liked, and hopefully I could stay on his good side and somehow pass his class. Over the first two months of school, I made small talk with him and actually found out we had some similarities. I hated him and despised his class, but we bonded. There were a couple rumors that past students of his had sex with him to get a passing grade, I never found out if that was true or not, but I decided to seize the opportunity. Read more »

An Interesting Switcheroo [M]

I hadn’t initially planned on telling this story here, but I read another one that sparked a recollection that I decided to share. Some friends in real like know this story, with a few details changed to protect my pride, but here’s the true story.

I work in Corporate America for a mid sized company. We rent space in an office building sharing it with other corporate tenants. Each floor of the building is pretty much laid out the same. The lobby and bathrooms are shared by all tenants of the building with only office space and break rooms being private to the tenants.

Well, I had been chatting with a woman I’d met online. She loved to tease me while I was at work. Telling me about all the dirty things she wanted to do with me. Telling me about the other guys she’s fucked sparing no details, and sending me dirty photos. Her goal was always the same, make me horny, get me hard, and get me to do something about it. Read more »

Shit hits the [F]an, in the most [M]ind blowing way

So, getting closer to real-time here, we’re up to the beginning of June, and things start to take a turn here. The 4 of us had 2 other mini-meetups, but neither of them resulted in the same set of circumstances as [the first](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ib1fz0/quarantine_sucks_a_fat_one_m_and_i_f_want_to_too/) (mainly due to the lack of tequila), but fun was still had. Paul and I had for some reason stopped with the daily calls to each other, just keeping up with each other via text, and the one zoom date we had didn’t end in any sexy time for either of us (that’s not to say that I didn’t take matters into my own hands after the fact, thank you Bill jr.) Read more »