I should preempt, this doesn’t have any physical sex, but I think it was definitely hot.
Back in olden times when jobs existed, I was working at a restaurant. One night, I went out with two of my coworkers, whom we shall call Jay and Liza. Jay was my favorite coworker. Smart, definitely the best server on the team, funny, and down to earth. We could go on forever on politics, music, science, what have you.
Liza, on the other hand, was my least favorite. Not just my least favorite, but almost everyones’ least favorite. Stuck up, snotty, complained how she was poor when her parents covered half of her everything in life. The worst.
We were all headed out for a drink together at this dark little industry bar, and I marveled at why Jay would even invite Liza? Well, remember when I said she was *almost* everyone’s least favorite? Turns out that Jay not only was okay with her now, but, as I was to discover that night, she and him had started fucking. Do I blame him? No. She was a tiny little thing with a ridiculous hip to waist ratio and these innocent walnut-colored eyes that practically looked lacquered, the way they shone. But she was awful enough that even her body couldn’t make me overlook her pampered attitude.