The time I almost died during 69 [MF]

Background: My wife and I have always been really sexual beings. I won’t describe body types since there are plenty on our profiles.

I’ll set the scene, the wife and I were 69’ing. She was practicing deepthroating at the time. I am fucking loving it. I have a great ass on my face and my cock down her throat. She’s is really getting into it, ya know. I have that wet pussy on mouth and am looking directly at the mounds on cheeks.

As my tongue moves so does her hips. I am giving it all to give the same lashing and rhythm on her clit. Grinding harder and harder on my face. When I go down on her she always starts squeezing her thighs around my head. So here I am, still loving it cause once again my cock is down her throat and I have a heavenly pussy above my face grinding on my nose, tongue, and chin. But i start to notice that she isn’t fully shaved so I’m like wow this kinda hurts. The harder she grinds the more it hurts. Similar to a carpet burn.

Happy ending [MF]

So I’ve often gone to a local massage place. Never offered anything more than very relaxing massage, always with my undies on. Covid destroyed their business and they closed.

Yesterday I woke up with an aching back and did a quick search and found a place just round the corner, so I called and made an appointment. On arrival a stunning Thai girl ushered me into the room, and asked me to undress and she’d be right back. I stripped to my undies and sat on the side of the table.

When she came back in she looked down at my undies, raised her eyebrows, and said ‘please take these off, and face down on the table please.’

I did as she asked, and lay down with my cock (flaccid at this stage) pointing towards my feet. She had a plain but short button up dress on and stayed in it as she oiled my back butt and legs which she stretched wide open.

This kind of surprised me a little but I figured what the fuck, if she wants to see, fair enough. As she kneaded and massaged my butt cheeks she giggled and ran her fingers over my clean shaven balls saying she’d never seen a man my age clean shaven, then started tickling the head of my cock.

[M] 28 My 5th grade teacher let me beat 13 years later. (I wanted to share this story here as well)

So to catch everyone up to speed, I am 28 now, have since finished college, and landed what I consider to be a lucrative career job (which thankfully lets me work from home).

This event took place about 4 years ago. I was particularly bored while looking up FAP material, and I decided I would look up my old 5th grade teacher on FB to see where she was at in life. Way back when I was in her class, I had a major crush on her, and she was easily the hottest teacher I had ever had, even counting the ones I had during my days at uni. At the time I was in her class, she was 23 and I was 11 so about a 12 year age difference.

I find out she has 2 kids and began to think, damn she’s got a family. No way I should shoot my shot. To my luck, her husband hadn’t been in the picture for the better part of 3 years, and she was listed as single on her profile page. I’m thinking, what the hell? Let’s just see what happens, and I end up messaging her. Mind you, at this point I’m 24 and she’s 37 and is somehow even hotter than when I was in grade school. Must be all the mom yoga and Pilates classes she took or something.

[MF] I (21M) fucked my close friend (20F) in a movie theatre on a chilly night.

So, a group of five of us went to catch a movie earlier this year. It was a late-night show. I was sitting adjacent to my BBW friend (not totally overweight but in a hot way). She and I were really good friends but never was there any sexual thing between us. Although she was a bit horny and attention seeker kind, and made out with many boys (I don’t have any problem with that and it was none of my business). We had fun every time we met. So we went inside the theatre.

The atmosphere was chilly, and she was just wearing a T-shirt and a skirt below. She was finding it very cold, so she held my arm tightly and lay her head. I got an instant erection at that time. So I lifted the armrest so that she and I can be closer. We were partial-cuddling to beat the chills. Suddenly I placed my hand on her thighs (with the one, she was leaning on). She held the arm more tightly, and didn’t say anything. I slowly start rubbing it. I gradually moved it up, until I got underneath her skirt. Then I felt her panties. I turned my head towards her, it looked like she was enjoying it. So, I felt her pussy by siding the panties, and started rubbing and then fingering it slowly. It went on for good 10-15 minutes. I felt something wet, and I got the signal. I told my friends, that I and her were not finding the movie so good and feeling hungry – so we are going to eat something. We went outside and rushed into the handicap washroom.

[FM] Accidentally broke the hotel bed after not seeing my boyfriend for months

When I finished my grad program, I decided to celebrate with a massive backpacking trip across central Europe. My job didn’t need me to start until the fall, so I had the whole summer to run around trying incredible food, sightseeing, and getting hopelessly, wonderfully lost. Some of my friends cycled through joining me for different legs of the journey, so I was never alone for very long, but I was rarely with the same friend for more than two weeks. It was an incredible trip.

The only downside was that my then-boyfriend (now-husband) Henry couldn’t make it because he had a new job that wouldn’t let him take vacation time in the first couple months. We would Skype over shitty hostel wifi when we could, but for the most part we just sent each other disjointed WhatsApp messages intermittently while on vastly different sleep schedules. Although we had been dating for over a year and moved in together shortly before I left, it was still awkward. After having finally ended the long-distance portion of our relationship, I felt weird that I was suddenly jet-setting off to have a vacation while he was stuck at home working a new job in the city where he had moved to be with me. So there was a healthy portion of guilt eating away at me whenever I saw a text from him that had been sent hours prior. This guilt was only compounded by the fact that I was scheduled to be staying in a hotel on the beach in Croatia on his birthday. Henry, for his part, never once made me feel guilty. But there’s no logical basis when it comes to spiraling thinking you’re being a selfish, shitty girlfriend.

First time sharing wife. [MMF]

First time sharing wife. (True Story)

Ive wanted to share this story for a long time and finally decided to type it all out.

This happened three years ago. My wife “Christina” (23 at the time) and I had been together for 5 years. We had one child at the time.

Christina is a 5’1” Latina. She has beautiful feet, thick thighs, a great thick ass, perky tits which are just at a hand-full in size and a beautiful trimmed nearly bald pussy with tiny dark brown lips. She has a slight “mommy tummy” which is hardly noticeable since the rest of her body is so sexy. I was her first everything. She had never even seen a cock until I took her virginity when she was 18. I am a white male, 6 foot, average build with a 6 inch cock with a high sex drive.

We decided to get a hotel in a large city about a hour from where we live. We had a baby-sitter for our child and planned this weekend to be about us. I had fantasized in the past about several different kinky fantasies including sharing her or watching her fuck someone else. It drove me wild to think about her experience another cock, especially since she had never been with anyone else, but had never expressed me desires.

I (23F) auctioned off my anal virginity for a good cause – and with an audience [MF]

Junior year of college, I volunteered for this frat’s charity date auction event because I knew some of the brothers (including [Sam](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/k1elmz/even_two_years_later_i_still_masturbate_thinking/), for those of you who read my stuff!). It was basically a fancy-ish college party: guys in ties, girls in pearls. The frat auctioned off dates with female volunteers for Alzheimer’s research. I wore a standard cute little cocktail dress and heels (and pearls, obvs).

The guy who “bought” me was cute, I kinda-sorta knew him, and he was a total gentleman on our date a few days later. Afterward, he asked if I wanted to hang out with a few of his friends back at their apartment. I already knew a bunch of those guys and said sure.

Now, the thing you have to know is that a bunch of those guys had been there when [I got my first facial](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/k1elmz/even_two_years_later_i_still_masturbate_thinking/) at the same frat the year before. Like, they had watched, and I sorta had a *reputation* for being… fun. ? But they were totally cool about it. So back at their apartment, they joked about how committed I was to curing Alzheimer’s and saving the world. About an hour or so later, I was a little buzzed and having fun being the only girl among six or seven guys.

Pt.2: Moved into a rough neighbourhood but I’m loving the attention [F][28]

Hi guys! Nina here with an update on this situation. If you haven’t read the first part, I highly recommend that you do!

Just a quick recap: I recently moved into an apartment that’s in a sketchy part of town where crime is known to be high. When I moved in, I was being heckled by a group of guys. I found myself getting turned on by the attention I was getting, knowing that they probably wanted to have sex with me. But I was second guessing my decision to go through with it after my friend (and roommate) told me about the potential danger the guys may pose and their past troubles with the law. Regardless, I ended up talking to the guys and gave them my number. They invited me to hang out in their apartment but I declined and took a rain check. That is basically where the first part ended.

In my twenties, I took home two guys from the bar. [FMM]

For what it’s worth, first time post here.

Earlier in my life, I would’ve felt “slut shamed” for sharing this. I am past that point in my life. My husband u/mr-candid-ordinary has posted some stories of adventures from his POV, so I figured it’s my turn!

During college, I worked my way up the food chain waitressing and bartending at the high-end restaurant scene of a major US city. After I graduated and got hired in a professional career, I kept working at a particular exclusive bar and restaurant on some nights only. The people were cool and the tips were better.

One Saturday night, I needed some fun. My actual day job had been tough and I was looking forward to an night with less stress and more fun people. A guy I’d hooked up a few weeks ago (I’ll call him Josh) showed up at the bar, just after midnight. Mind you this isn’t the kind of place people just stumble into. Time to let loose.

Josh was attractive. He was tall and athletic and super sweet, but intense at the same time (I remembered he’d had a nice dick, too). His friend wasn’t terrible looking either, but a little shorter and stockier.

Making out, fingering, and fucking my way through a break up [MF] [MF] [MF]

If you read my first post then you know how awkward I was in my early 20s. This story happens last year, about a decade later, after another long-term relationship ended. I’d like to think I was a bit more confident and had a lot more fun:

This relationship was one that should’ve ended long before it did, we both hung on, thinking it would eventually work. It didn’t. It ended friendly enough, we don’t talk, I mostly felt relief when she left my apartment for the last time.

And within hours I was swiping on apps: Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, you name it, I tried it. The first month and a half after the break up was fun, I ended up going on a lot of dates, but the three most memorable from that first month are Sally, Anna, Nadine.

**Sally**

48 hours after the break up I fucked Sally. We matched on Tinder and chatted for a few hours, our conversation full of sexual innuendo. Sally was South Asian, short, a little bit of extra weight at 5’3” and around 130lbs, but she was cute and clearly looking to have fun.