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Looks like she deleted her account. She was the MVP of this sub for many years and embodied everything that made this sub great. Truly the GOAT.
Every now and then I get the urge to revisit some of her greatest hits, but when I searched for her this morning her account was deleted.
Definitely won’t be the same without her. Anybody know what happened?
We wandered back to the pub as Rose text Danni to let us know when she was ‘finished’
We sat in the pub and just made general small talk, mostly about Angela until Rose’s phone buzzed
“Ok we can go back now” she said, we got up and followed to the shop, the blind was up and we walked in to see Danni cleaning the chairs
“Where’s Ange” I asked
“Oh just freshening up, she’ll be back soon” Danni said
A few moments later Angela came through the door at the back of the shop, she was looking a little flustered but as soon as she saw us she came straight over and gave me a big hug
“That was amazing” she exploded!
“Errr what part?” I asked
She giggled and shoved me away playfully
We grabbed our stuff and went to leave, I looked at Rose
“Don’t forget what I told you” I said laughing
“Yes mum, call me if you get a problem with the scab” she said playfully
“I’ll see you on Saturday yeah” Angela said to Danni
“Yep, see you then” she confirmed
So back at the start of mine and my partners history together, we were both 18 and at a friends house drinking with a few other people. We’d both just had a breakup and we were pretty fuckeyed, as all great times begin.
We were sitting on a torn up old couch in the garage of our friends house and we’re chatting up a storm about my ex and hers, playing a game of who had the worse ex when our mates decided to head inside and get more drinks.
As I watched them walk past talking amongst themselves I felt her cold hand wrap around the back of my neck and pull me toward her, in a little shock it took me a second to start kissing her back. I could feel her hand rubbing my rapidly rising cock through my pants only to be interrupted by someone poking their head out the door to ask if I wanted a drink.
After a long spell of hookups and FWB and both categories being exhausted, I thought giving an actual date not focused on sex to be something entertaining. Loading up the dating apps specifically for long term relationship I messaged Christy. She was about 5’5″, a little baby weight from her only kid, and she had a very cute face and was into running and sports. She also clearly laid out how much she loved the Jesus. I messaged and after some light flirting she invited me to a house party she was having, offered me her couch to crash if I got too drunk.
I get to her house, she and I hit it off. I’m normally quiet and reserved and she decides the best way to get me going is jager bombs. Which, okay, fuck licorice but I’m not going to refuse. After an hour and a few of these I really have to piss because red bull gives me the piss not wings. I ask her where the bathroom is and she leads me to one. But the way she awkwardly stands in the doorway, I have to brush up against her.
Hi, ako ng apala si Mike. 30 years old from Durian City. This story im about to tell is true pero hinaluan lang ng kunting fiction to make it better. Kunting kunti lang naman.
To start, bagong pasa ako ng board exam nun ng tinawagan ako ng Dean ng School naming to substitute for a Profesor kase may sakit at kelangan mag pahinga daw. So yun, naging instant teacher ako ng di oras. Although wala akong masters degree, naging top notcher naman ako sa board exam kaya cguro ako ang tinawagan at hi-nire ng school. But its not the story im about to tell kase boring yan, dun tayo sa naughty side.
While teaching, may nakilala akong teacher din from another department. Nagka kilala kami because there was one activity sa school na kelangan may kasamang teacher ang mga student, so sa department namin ako ang pinadala, at sya naman sa department nila. Lets call her Chi, she 5’2 in height, mdjo chubby pero may curve, nice boobs, nice butt and very smart. 3 days yung activity at kame lage mag kasama kumain kase kami lang ang medjo bata sa mga teacher na andun. To make it short medjo naging close kame. Sya ng apala during that time may girlfriend ako at sya naman ay may boyfriend na seaman.
I always new my creepy old neighbor wanted to fuck me. Right from the start I could feel his eyes on my body. I would catch him staring at my tits. At times when we were in the elevator together, he would get really close to me and would smell my hair. After a while, I began to let him touch my ass as we stood next to each other. I knew he was a creep but it turned me on. I usually dress slutty, so very little is left to his imagination. I’m not attracted to him , mind you. He’s old wrinkly and gross but the thought of this guy taking me always made my slutty pussy wet.
I was spending the holidays with him and his family. We haven’t seen each other in a good month as there was some distance between us. It was so last minute that we ended up crashing in the living room which didn’t give us much room to play.
Quickies here and there, or we’d play in the car. Funny how we didn’t even think about getting a hotel. It was pretty late and everyone was about to sleep but I was so horny and telling him I needed him to fuck me.
He took me into the laundry room, locked the door, turned on the washing machine and dryer threw me on the dryer and fucked me so hard that covering my mouth wasn’t keeping me quiet. The feeling of relief when his cock is sliding inside and out, the noises. His face as he trusted inside me kissing me. I really tried to stay quiet.
20 year old me, fairly athletic, well dressed good looking guy 15 years ago now in a club walking around on my own from the toilets and I spot this beautiful 20 year old woman with the shortest skirt on in the club. Standing near the ticket booth. Its now 1am and I pretty steaming as she is too. She gives me the eyes to go over to her and I don’t hesitate. She’s slim, brunette, leaning back against a wall. I approach and day hello, tell her she’s beautiful and I want to see that beautiful ass. We start kissing and I feel the perky ass cheeks for myself.
I can’t keep my hands off them and she is getting a little aware that we’re not on the dance floor but in the mezzanine area so she suggests we leave and I’m happy as Larry. I live in Coventry at the time and we’re in aBirmingham club so I suggest we go back to mine and we hail a black cab. She’s game so we hop in the back and start making out again. I can’t keep my hands off her and I get erect, she notices, unzips my fly and starts giving me a blow job in the back of the cab. Before we know it we’re outside my flat. 20 mins it must have been her sucking at my hard cock.
TL:DR; at the end.
**This is part four.**
Part 1:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kezp8i/my_virgin_catholic_24_yo_self_m_gets_first_sexual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kezp8i/my_virgin_catholic_24_yo_self_m_gets_first_sexual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Part 2:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/keztbo/how_my_second_sexual_experience_ended_up_being_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/keztbo/how_my_second_sexual_experience_ended_up_being_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Part 3:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kf2157/milf_next_door_the_golden_shower_or_how_i_became/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kf2157/milf_next_door_the_golden_shower_or_how_i_became/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Another morning jog in the dark, not a single soul anywhere. Lights flicker by the river as I pass under them, trying to my running time. I came back home and even though there was dense fog present, day was slowly starting.
I ran past my 43 year old neighbours house, but she was nowhere to be seen. A light was on in the first floor, but I couldn’t see her. I went home, took a nice hot shower and got dressed. I was contemplating if I should go over or not, but I then decided to do it after I drink some coffee.
In about an hour I found myself ringing her doorbell. She opened, dressed in a nicely fashion which surely wasn’t meant for laying around at home.
“Oh hey, I was wondering if you were coming today,” she greated me with a beautiful smile. “But I’m just going to the shops now, I have to buy some stuff. I will be back after lunch, will you come then?”
I said that I would and went back home and just did normal stuff until lunch and then watched some TV.
I won’t bore you with the long details of how I met Claire. We knew each other in high school but didn’t really talk apart from being in the same group assignments once or twice.
After I had returned to home after moving away for college and a career for about 5 years we managed to connect through mutual friends. Started as group hang outs, then eventually got to one on one. Claire was always very flirty whether we were in a group or alone.
Claire had very pale skin, strawberry blonde hair and very a very naturally proportionate body, and a very sexy smile. She lived alone in a 2 bedroom apartment.
“What’s in the second bedroom?” I asked during one of our hangouts.
“That’s my office,” she replied. She worked mainly as a server at one of the fancier restaurants in town but also did graphic design, her true passion, on the side with hopes of it becoming a full-time freelancing gig in the future.