The Burglar [M] and Hungover Housewife [F]

Two weeks ago, I met a man on Reddit who was into rough sex, bondage, and some extreme fantasies I have. He and I talked for more than a week and arranged a day for a “break in” the morning after I had been drinking.

{Everything was consensual, we had safe words}

I left my front door unlocked when I went to bed and I didn’t quite know when he would come. I was notably in an alcohol induced hibernation when he did arrive at my apartment door. I didn’t hear him enter and my bedroom door didn’t make a sound when he entered either. I was curled up under the covers wearing a black lace thong and a long sleeve pajama shirt. I had worn mascara to bed because he said he liked to make streaks.

The first thing I felt was his hands tracing my leg, my thighs. I tossed over once away from him. He released his knife blade and slipped it under my thong and pulled up for a clean cut. He then forcefully rolled me on my back and fingered my cunt with his rough hands. I woke up moaning and he covered my mouth, holding my head down. I reached for his arm, but he was too strong and I was groggy and my head hurt like hell.

[MF] One last goodbye fuck that broke her bed (Part 2)

Here’s part two to the story.

So, after she was done blowing my now glistening dick, she crawled backwards onto the bed and laid down, still just in her hoodie. I kicked off my boots and the jeans riding my ankles before climbing on top of her. I pushed the hoodie up her midriff as I kissed down her stomach, reaching her cleanly shaven pussy. I went down on her, digging both my nails into her thighs as I pushed her legs up. She started to moan, clawing at the bed sheets as I continued.

She tugged on my hair, signalling for me to stop, before rolling onto all fours in front of me. Her tanned, plump ass looked incredible. I lashed a flat palm across it before shuffling closer to her, dick in one hand and my other hand on her waist. I slid into her, the first time I’d felt that tight pussy in months. It felt incredible.

I started to fuck her slowly, moving my hands up to hold the back of her hoodie before increasing the pace. I looked down to watch her gorgeous butt bounce off me, as she buried her head into the sheets moaming. The harder we fucked, the more her cheap makeshift bed creaked and hit the back wall.

Fucking counts as exercise, right? [FM]

Cliches are awkward things when it comes to sex. Not unlike when making analogies, it’s generally speaking wise to avoid cliches like the plague. But, at the same time, cliches only become cliches due to their relative prevalence and popularity. Which is to say that something can, by definition, only become ‘stereotypical’ once it has been played through said stereo often enough that it’s become the norm.

An odd and heavily convoluted way to start off a supposedly sexual post, but bear with me. I’m going somewhere with this, I promise.

So broadly speaking avoiding engaging in cliched activity is best. Forge your own path and ignore the ground well trodden and all that. Great advice.

But when it comes to sex I can’t help but feel that the perspective needs to shift somewhat. Why? Because, as discussed, things become cliche due to popularity. And things tend to be popular because they’re fun, hence why they’re done so widely and so often repeated. Ergo if you spend your life trying to ultimately avoid all of the sexual cliches then you’re likely doing yourself out of a great many fun experiences. As fun as it is to always strive for originality, the simple fact is that sometimes you’ve got to allow yourself to indulge in a classic cliche every now and again.

Chronicles of Clay, newly single male, meets a goddess Sheila neighbor. [M] [F]

I’m providing a brief history thinking that this might make it better to understand and relate to the person behind these stories.
Please excuse grammar or punctuation errors, I’ll do my best and welcome constructive feedback. For those able to look past a non writers mistakes and focus on the story, you will be rewarded and entertained..
These chronicles are 100% true !! I will attempt to recapture moments in words as accurately as I can, yet blur details for privacy.

If you wish to bypass and get straight to the story I’ve put a line of “ ***** “

I’m currently creeping up on near 50 years of age, and I’ve lived an absolutely incredible life in near every aspect. I can say this because ….I’m here, and upon reflection of every adversity I’ve encounter, I’m still here.
I grew up rich but not wealthy. We were a large Christian family with a mother whose life passion was to simply love, and her love overflowed from our home into the community as a volunteer in near everything.
Our father was hardworking, strict, and instilled in us a respect for women. Yes opening doors, carrying anything heavy, and if mom pulled up in the driveway from grocery shopping and made it to the front door holding one bag, there was hell to pay, and he was the funniest man I’ve ever known. ( international use of “and” poetic liberty )
Growing up I played every sport available, with sports and running becoming a huge part of my adult life…

[FM] Our first time together had me sore for a week

So how I regained my self esteem and confidence is solely because of my current relationship. Had it not been for him, who knows how deep I would have sunk into depression. Quick backstory, Dennis and I have been at this “will they won’t they” childhood crush since he was 15 and I was 16. He was a New Years kiss one time, I wanna say that was 07-08. I caved in and dated an idiot who never appreciated me and kept me down by driving my confidence into the ground. Meanwhile I hear about Dennis overseas doing things, seeing these countries, participating in things that will taught in history books. Me and the moron I was with had separated. We were both 20 at the time and I ran into Dennis’ dad which made me think about him. I made sure I still had the right number and decided to text him. Turns out he was coming home soon and asked if I wanted to pick him up. My heart started racing and I got nervous for some reason. I pick him up a few weeks later, and the whole time my stupid ex is trying to convince me to come back. It was almost midnight when he landed and here he comes out the doors. I remember the boy I grew up with and now I see this man walking at me. Unfortunately I didn’t act and I put out the wrong vibe. He thought I was trying to hook him up with one of my friends which looking back, it did look that way. Total facepalm moment. Drunkenly from us going out a rush of confidence hit me and I kissed him. He describes it differently which is probably true, I just remember using way too much tongue and feeling embarrassed about it. I dropped him off at the airport a few days later and felt immense regret.

Punishing my husband when I caught him jacking off [MF] (gentle femdom)

Skip to the *** line for the sexy bits! Lewis and I moved in together the summer after he graduated from college. While we were in college we lived in separate apartments not to far from each other with roommates however, our roommates quickly realized there would be an additional person staying most nights.

After I graduated from college, a year before Lewis, I moved into a 1 bedroom apartment and lived alone. Lewis, although he practically moved in at that point, did have his own apartment he would sometimes go back to and have some alone time or to binge video games, that he did quite well.

I don’t think we’ve ever had as much sex as we did that first week we moved in together.

There was one new aspect of living together neither one of us had considered…. how and when Lewis would jack off without me recognize what he was doing.

One afternoon we were watching college football on TV when Lewis abruptly got up. “I’m going to go lay down” he said. I was worried he didn’t feel good since 15 minutes prior he was screaming at the TV over a bad ref call.

[MFF] My Shy Wife’s First Company Party P2

The party part 2

Fantasizing about something and knowing how to react when it actually happens, has become a recurring narrative in my sex life.
This part 2 of the company party still stirs up many of these conflicting feelings.

“So what’s this shindig going to be like?” I asked.
“I don’t know anyone there very well yet but I do know from past stories that they party pretty hard. They are sending a car over to grab us.” Sheri said.

The car ended up being a Escalade and as we entered the car another couple was in the back seat.

“Hey Sheri! This is Maria” the guy said from the back seat.
“Oh hey Jeff! Jeff this is my husband Tyson. Do you guys live nearby?” Asked Sheri.

“Yeah one street over actually!” Jeff said.
We chatted for a bit and eventually pulled up to the hotel. Maria exited first then Sheri. When Sheri got out you could just see the outline of her bare ass before she reached back and adjusted it.

Jeff smiled and muttured something under his breath. The mix of slight jealousy and voyeuristic kink were playing tug of war in my head.

I (23F) gave a blowjob yesterday that was so intense, it made me cry. Later, my mom asked if I was okay and I had to make up an excuse why my eye makeup was messy [MF]

I wrote before about the three guys I’ve been “seeing” in my neighborhood lately due to COVID-induced horny brain. (It used to be 4, but… oops.) I fuck two of them, but the third only ever wants me to suck his cock. I do it pretty often. Charles (his name) is honestly a real jerk. Here’s how I described him earlier

>Second guy I matched with. He’s mid-30s, divorced, and such an asshole. Just a huge jerk and really rude to me. But… whenever he texts, I’ll come over and deep throat his cock anyway. He only ever wants me to blow him. He calls me names and sometimes gives me a light slap on the face or boobs while I do it. I hate that it turns me on to be treated that way, but it does. Sometimes he’ll just unzip, sit back and drink a beer while I give him a porn-class blowjob, swallow his load, and then slap my ass (hard!) as I leave. Even if I don’t even feel like sucking a cock that day, I’ll still come over and do him. He texts me at least once a week, sometimes more.

**So… here’s some necessary background.**

Getting [F]ingered under a blanket in front of all my friends [MF]

Back when I was in my teens my friends and I all used to hang out at this one guy’s house on the weekend – he had an outbuilding with a pool table, some sofas etc set a little way from the house so perfect for teenage drinking and bad behaviour. It started when we were all underage, but as home drinking is much cheaper than a night out we carried on meeting there when we were adults too.

One night, when I was 18, it was pretty cold so there were plenty of coats and blankets around. I’d been sitting on one of the sofas next to a friend of mine (18M), when the cold got the better of me and we shifted round to cuddle up, me lying on his chest between his legs with a blanket covering the two of us. We’d never hooked up or anything before, it seemed perfectly platonic, and we carried on chatting, laughing and drinking with the group.

[M]IL[F] subordinate part 2

So here I am sitting in front of this scantly dressed subordinate of mine. Feeling like she is trying to seduce me. Lol. For the record, all she needed to do at that point was call me and ask me to come over and fuck her.

Yet, because she was married I had given her a chance to reconsider when she hinted that she wanted to get fucked. She said it was because her husband wasn’t in the country and scarcely visits.

She seemed sexually frustrated and she then told me that she thinks her husband is having an affair and when he visits he needs pills to perform.

I knew that she wanted this, but I also knew that she wanted to be sexually desired and wanted before giving it up. So I told her, I know of few,if any, straight men who wouldn’t be able to perform when presented with this hot MILF. A term not well known in my language.

She knitted her eyebrows and thought for a moment about it. I told her to google it. She did and I saw face turn crimson and her ample Bossom and chest turn red. I told her again that she is married and around here that could get us into a whole lot of trouble.