First time I got drunk on dick [FM]

Hi all, my now ex-boyfriend and I posted some stuff about our sex life on Reddit a couple of weeks ago but it turns out it opened one hell of a can of worms and he got extremely jealous so one thing led to another and now I’m single, oi oi.

It turns out posting about my sex life and the comments I received made me hella horny so I thought fuck him I’ll post what I had wanted as it was originally drafted when we were writing together and get off thinking about you all reading it and you never know I could just be that slut on your street you never knew about ??

Firstly, a bit of background. My (now-ex) boyfriend, Dan (26) and I (Sophie, 25) had been together for a little over two years. He’s a little over average height, but well built with deep brown eyes, a shaven head and a bit of stubble. Oh and a nice ass (not to objectify him ?). I always think he looks a bit like Jason Statham. I’m slim, blonde and blue eyed. While I don’t have a massive ass, I make up for it in the bust, 32Ds to be precise. Our sex life was pretty incredible if you ask me. Having been a long time lurker on this sub we both decided we’d share a few of our stories.

[MF] Story of an affair [long read]

Hi. I’m a longtime Reddit lurker and it’s time for me to participate. This is essentially an account of an affair. My wife and I have an open relationship on paper. In reality, she doesn’t want to hear about me with other women, so we agree that although the relationship is open, we act as though it’s not. The way it works is that she has occasional vacations where she lets loose and hooks up with one or more men, then comes back and lives an ordinary life, while I had one discreet affair. I’d like for us to be more open with each other, but we’re not there yet. So although I have license to fool around on paper, in reality it feels and works exactly like good old fashioned cheating. With that stage set, here’s the story of my affair. Note: I know this reads at some points like erotica, but it is real. I’m just leaning in to the parts that I really enjoyed.

Living with Stepmom, Part 2 [OC] [M]

So in part 1, I talked about how my dad passed away a few years ago and I moved back into the house to help out my stepmom and get back on her feet. As I mentioned in part 1 there was a situation that happened while she had been in the shower and I was going to the bathroom and as I mentioned, nothing really happened after that.

It’s been about a week now since the shower incident and neither of us has mentioned anything about what occurred. So because we are still in quarantine, we have been staying home a lot and I am a teacher so I’ve mostly been teaching and working at home. She is in sales so she has been able to stay home and work as well. As I mentioned we respect each other’s space so often times I tend to work in the basement while she works upstairs so we aren’t interrupting each other’s workdays. We both tend to have business clothes waist up and then relaxing/comfortable clothes waist down since we are doing Zoom calls most of the day.

I [M] fucked my [F] land lady and finished inside

People are saying the last story I posted was a tragedy. And it certainly felt that way for me. So, I decided to try and balance it out with one fun non-shitty ending story.

I moved into a house with four other roommates for my next internship, except this time it was in the winter. Just to explain a little, yeah, again something happens during an internship. Unfortunately, I never really had any sexual fun (except for with my ex) while I was actually at my uni because my program was brutal. I only went out like four times a semester. Depressing, I know.

That’s why internships were great. Fucking loved them.

After coming back from work I see my two of my roommates sitting in the kitchen. The land lady, let’s call her Sarah, who lives with us is 40 something years old, and her friend is around the same age. Her face was cute, and she aged *very* well. Much better than most, and she was definitely fit and liked to show it off a little by always wearing something tight or showing off her legs in jean shorts… and it’s fucking snowing outside. She had olive skin, light brown hair, and a great smile. The guy, Daniel, kind of looks like her. He had a rock climber look to him, very lean but he had somewhat crazy eyes.

[MF] A Memory of Afternoons Delight past.

Some things just stay with us. This is one of them.

Circa 1996. Enjoy.

My ex or first wife loved having her pussy sucked. Almost to a fault if there is such a thing. We worked for the same entity in separate buildings but close to home. It was not uncommon for us to take a lunch hour together at home. It was also not uncommon for us to have sex during lunch. It freed up the evening lol.

One such afternoon I’d arrived before her. Not hungry just flipped on the tv parked on the couch. 5 minutes later I hear the front door fling open. Then heard her duty belt unclip as she walked up the stairs. Reaching the top I see her uniform pants are open.

With a single very determined step the pants, her duty weapon and radio hit the floor, which yanked the mic cliped to her shirt shes forgot to unclip.. off lol.

Walking toward me.. Jesus Christ idk wtf is going on with me today but this needs to happen now.

I[M] DPed My Partner[F] On My Own

*NOTE: This story took place about four years ago, in 2017. At the time, I was 24, and my partner was 21. The name I use for my partner is an alias.*

It started out as a joke.

I was watching porn in my bedroom, whether bored or horny I don’t remember. I was searching for a video where the guy was at least half as attractive to me as the girl was, when I stumbled across a video of a man with two cocks. He was *not* an attractive man, but I was curious, and the footage was grainy enough for me to pretend it was real. His extra appendage jutted straight from his mons pubis, stacked directly above where his regular dick protruded.

Excitement stirred me to attention and my cock stiffened painfully as I imagined all the possibilities of fucking a woman while doubly endowed. It was comical, stupid even, the things I fantasized of doing, but I was brought back to earth by how inexorably *boring* the video actually was. The dude just stood there, shoving his jeans below his junk, grinning like an idiot while a woman halfheartedly tried to blow him.

[MF] [MF] I heard my sister having sex in the other room, and it turned me on

I’ll try to make a long story short. My wife and I decided to have a very small gettogether at our condo on New Year’s Eve. We only invited two people: my sister and a friend of mine from work. Both had been COVID tested very recently, and we specifically chose them because my sister is single and lives alone, and we didn’t want her to be alone. And my friend is also single and lives alone, and he has some on-and-off issues with depression and anxiety; nothing too severe, but I feel bad for him because he’s a really nice, humble guy. He’s the shy introvert type, so I thought it would be good for him to have a fun night over at our place without too many people to make him anxious.

The night turned out to be a blast. We were all drinking pretty heavily, watching movies at first, then socializing and playing cards and listening to music, stuff like that. Everybody was enjoying each other’s company. The drinks were still flowing after midnight, and my friend was coming out of his shell. My wife and I both noticed an hour or two prior that there was chemistry building between him and my sister, and it was getting more and more obvious. A little later on at around 1:00 a.m., my sister approached my wife privately and said something about how she was pretty sure something might happen between her and our friend that night, and my wife wasn’t really surprised at all because she saw it unfolding a few hours prior.

I tried to be good… Jesus will help me, right? [FM]

Okay, so this was a number of years ago but I suddenly remembered it last night. Only a handful of people know about this — mostly because I live in a super conservative community and I’m wholeheartedly mortified by it.

When I (F) was 21, I was having this wild summer (for me) and going to parties with alcohol. Laugh all you want, but this wasn’t common and it certainly was something that would get me labeled as a “slut” in church world/not good wife material. When I would get drunk, I would make out with almost any guy because my self esteem gauge didn’t exist yet. Also, **drunk make-outs are fun.**

Fast forward to an old friend (23M) e-mailing me that he’d moved back to town and would I like to go out for dinner to reconnect? He had this awesome BigCity skyrise condo and was someone I’d always been attracted to, but the timing never worked out. He was a Harvard grad, and going to law school at Georgetown. A truly interesting person.

I [M] Found my GF’s Sister’s Nudes PT 5 (Final)

**Disclaimer- I know what I have done is unacceptable and are not ok in any way or which form you look at them. I am only here confessing to what I have done. These stories are completely true and are of my own experience. I will not be sharing any of the photos I’ve found at all. If you want to know what my GF’s sister looks like, I left a description of her in the last part. Also, I plan on making this the last part so buckle up for a long read.**

So over the last 8 months there has been one more time where I am able to find some more nudes of my GF’s sister. That happened roughly around August. As the summer was coming down to a close her family had thrown a barbecue little get together. (We tried to be as covid safe as possible as restrictions in our area weren’t as severe as they were before). So everyone was in the backyard minding their own business and enjoying some good food. Thats when I notice my GF’s sister go inside and come back after a couple of minutes. My GF asks her where she went and she responds by telling her she went to go put her phone to charge. Thats when I knew I had another opportunity. A couple of minutes later, everyone is all settled in and catching up with each other, I mention to my GF that I need to use the restroom. (I really don’t, obviously).

29 [MFF] “Check My Messages” “Don’t Forget His Balls.”

Thanks for the reception to part one. Never thought I’d win an award for having sex but lol.

A long, long time ago my girlfriend at the time was sexually frustrated while I was going through some back pain.

Well not to recap too much information from my last post. After getting perhaps the best cowgirl style fuck of my life fueled by my erection stimulated on medications and my gf’s bestie’s selfies the next couple days weren’t too bad.

If I recall it was a Sunday and my backpain didn’t get better. My GF was starting up classes again and getting started on her work. Monday morning I ended up seeing the doctor again and yeah, turns out that the sex or something might have set me back. Not too much and obviously I didn’t tell the doctor (said I was just helping move a bed which isn’t too far from the truth).

“So you’re not having any side effects like sex loss right?”

“I’m too tired for sex” (Lie)

“Great we’ll redouble the dosage.”

I guess? Like it was already hard for me to get aroused. I wasn’t doing much except sleeping during classes. Couldn’t even drive.