Amazing reddit hookup Saturday night [FM]

I wrote this a few days ago. Dont expect perfect grammar, this was just a passionate freewrite.

Love letter to reddit

I want to shout to the world that I had the most amazingly perfect hookup experience last night a girl could dream of. This whole experience was such magic of no awkwardness, just super smooth chemistry, lots of laughing, no holding back, just two bodies fitting together really really well. You know that feeling of when you want something but you’re too shy to ask for it? there was none of that.

Last week I was horny as hell (not an unusual occurrence) but couldn’t get my needs met because I’m with my kids during the week, it was torture.

Sex Arcade Confessions [M] [F]

I [27M] took my wife [26F] to an “adult arcade” before we went to our friend’s house because we knew we wouldn’t have anywhere to fuck when we got there, plus we were teasing each other like crazy the entire ride down, she was rubbing my cock through my pants and I was teasing her clit under her dress, which was hiked up at the time, exposing her ass and her shaved pussy. Once we decided on going to an adult arcade (it’s like a booth that plays porn, typically for guys to jack off in) for our first time ever we both got even hornier and excited. We looked around at some sex toys for a while before asking the girl at the front desk about the arcade. She let us in for free and my wife walks right past the arcade booths to the adult theater. It was full of only guys watching porn and stroking their cocks…and when she walked in… Everybody looked at her. Obviously because a girl, and a young hot one at that, was there with them. She turned around and we went into the arcade booth. I put on a gangbang video and proceeded to fuck her while imagining if we went into the theater and sat down, pulled our pants down and started playing with ourselves, then after a while she gets horny enough to start sucking off the guys nearby while I fuck her from behind. I think she was thinking about the exact same thing because she was loving the gangbang porn. I pumped her full of cum and we got dressed and left but now I really want to go back and fulfill some fantasies that I believe she has too…

[F] Why does sex with my [F 35] brother in law [M 25] feels naughtier.

This relationship feels so taboo but at the same time it’s so thrilling. I met him when he was 16 and I was 24 at the time. Not in a million years I thought I would ever do anything like this with him. And all credit goes to my sister for making this possible. She is getting her share of fun while she is in there and she let her husband have fun with me. He too finds this to me more turn on that having sex with his own wife. I too find the sex much better than what I have with my own husband. The amount of passion that my BIL has been showing towards me for the past one year or so is unbelievable. He himself has admitted that he may not have come inside his own wife this many times as he much as he is filling me up on a regular basis. And his wife has never let him fuck more than once a day and he got to fuck me five times on his anniversary. And for him, it’s a dream come true as he has admitted that he used to shoot ropes thinking about me back then. There is something sexy about claiming what is not yours.

[F] I [F 38] am a hotwife and I got fucked by my husband’s friends in my wedding dress on our wedding night while my husband was sleeping in the next room.

The very thought about doing something like this turned us on and we made plans to do this. I had two quickies with my husband’s friends the day before we got married. I didn’t have much time with them so we settled for quickie. I had plans to have sex with one of them on the wedding day but things were too hectic that I couldn’t do it. So I scrapped the idea and went along with the schedule. We reached the venue, got married to the man I love and it was reception in the evening.

My husband and his friends were living in the nearby hotel and we left to the hotel after the reception was over. Once we reached there, as we planned before, my husband went to the other room while five of his buddies came over, including his best man. What followed was a night long fuck sessions. They did not remove my wedding dress at any time and I asked every single one of them to cum inside me at least once. It was the most memorable time in my life and this was how I consummated my marriage, while my husband was drunk and passed out in the other room. I did go back to my husband the next morning.

[F] I have to talk about my Econ professor and all the dirty thoughts she puts into my head!

Hey ladies and gents, I’ve been thinking about my Econ professor all day long. She’s a gorgeous woman who is probably 40-45, super sexy and smart as hell too! It’s an online class right now so it makes it so hard not to see her in person but that just makes it easier to touch myself under the desk while I’m in her class.

So I have to get into today, I’m in a small class it’s like 10 other people in a junior level class. Almost everyone else isn’t online so it’s basically a private call between me and her for an hour. And she is so sweet and funny too, she actually wanted to get to know me better and even though I was super nervous I was able to have a good talk. It got me so damn wet though and my hand never left my pussy. I was able to hold back the moans but I did bite my lip a lot and breathe a little heavy.

Well long story short, I masturbated to a combination of an Econ lecture and a casual talk with my sexy professor! Dr. R if you’re reading this I’m really attracted to you and you drive me crazy!

Get on the Bed [F] [M]

Sorry kind of long ;)

Yesterday I went out and had an evening run (it warmer here thank goodness) and I came home a bit sweaty but nothing too bad that a light towel off couldn’t handle. I stripped out of my my sports bra and bent over to peel off my my shorts which were slightly sticking to their built in underwear with sweat. I’m sort of dazed and on a bit of a high when I feel a warm palm from behind me slide up my spine.

“Hey – how was your run?” a deep voice says. I lean in to his touch as I turn to stand and face my husband. He looks down at my and brushes a strand of hair from my shoulders – staring at me intently.

“It was good – but I still sort of hate it – I’m always so sore after,” I said.

He smiles. “Get on the bed.” My heart beats faster.

“Wait, why? I have things to get done – I don’t have time for whatever is on your devious mind right now.”

I [F] Hired Another Woman For Sensual Massage…

Part 1 of a story about hiring another woman for sensual massage.

I tend to write with a lot of build and anticipation. Patience is required. Sexy parts demarcated if you must skip ahead. Full story is posted on my profile <3

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Inside me was a pit. In the pit were cold coals, bits of bark, unholy, dampening wetness; things unsuitable for fire and longing. Instead of longing, I cultivated emptiness. I felt sorry for my pinked and bloodied heart.

“Eventually, you’ll feel different,” Violet tried to reassure me, her tender hands always half-soothing, half-making tea.

Since I had known her, I had been in mourning. First it was the loss of a pet, then it was the loss of a family member, then it was a move, then it was anything that caused the slightest bit of inconvenience. The exhaustion of survival had set in, and I had lost something I didn’t think possible: my own body.

[MF] Dangerous times with a lesbian.

**WARNING THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS SEXUAL AND PHYSICAL ASSUALT**

So no shit, there I was. Sitting in the armchair of my dimly lit studio apartment. Kimber 1911 45 caliber pistol in my right hand and my cell phone in the other. I stared at the front door, patiently awaiting, and silently cursing her expected arrival. I never envisioned this happening, but after reflecting on the previous three weeks, the red flag were numerous and ever so present.

It all started on Tinder of all places. I was living alone and the isolation from physical contact was too great to ignore after a month of extremely limited human interaction. Dating apps seemed to be the best bet at interacting with someone new. Attempting to enjoy my first foray on tinder in a long time netted far too little results and left me feeling desperate and hopeless until I came across her profile.

I think my neighbors repairmen saw me play with my pussy [F]

I teased you all about a really sexy moment that happened last week, and I finally have a moment to share hehe.
Just the thought of it, makes me super wet.

I was home alone, and had just taken a shower, and I don’t know about y’all, but I certainly get horny after a shower. So naturally, I wanted to play with my pussy.

There’s this spot in my house that has a bunch of windows, and I’ve been dying to fuck myself in one of the chairs over there, loving the thrill of someone seeing me.

I walked over there, naked from my shower, my pretty tits bouncing with each step (dont y’all love the details I share LMAO), and I took a seat with my vibrator in hand, swinging my legs over the arms of the chair.

I rubbed the palm of my hand over the mound of my pussy, already wet with excitement. I glanced around and sadly, didn’t see anyone, but that didn’t stop me. I stuck my vibrator in my mouth, making it all wet, before placing it on my clit, turning it on.

[M]y one and only success[F]ul Tinder match

*I have long loved reading the stories on this subreddit and figured it was time to contribute. Compared to other’s posts my sexual exploits are tame, but nonetheless I thought the following experience was worth sharing. Be warned, it’s a long one, ~4k words. I tried to make it a wonderful read, not just a retelling, so let me know what you think in the comments. Finally, Heather is a fictional name, but everything else is true… deliciously true.*

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Years ago, having recently come out the other side of a long and complicated breakup, I was ready to get back on the proverbial horse. I entered said relationship before Tinder was a thing, but boy was it in full swing by the time I was ready to date again. I was in my late 20s and not trying to find true love,. I wanted to date but I was also not the type of guy that was just looking to match then smash for an evening. I created my profile as such and had minimal early success in matches that I wanted to actually meet in person. Over the next month or so I had a few dates that were awkward and it was painfully clear there was no sexual chemistry. That was until I matched with Heather.