I drunkenly hooked up with two roommates [FM]

During college I had a penchant for hooking up with random dudes and going home with them after a few drinks. One night I was at my usual spot and hanging out with this dude and we were hitting it off enough, and I wound up going home with him to his dorm.

The sexual tension was high, and we were tearing each other’s clothes off before we even got out of the uber. He took my undies off under my skirt and was rubbing my clit in the back of this car the whole drive. I remember at one point he said something like, wow, you’re so fucking wet, and the uber driver couldn’t stop looking back.

We get dumped at the front of his dorm and we go in and we’re making out against the door, and he keys in and it’s pitch black in his room. He tells me in a loud whisper I have to be quiet because his roommate is sleeping. We stumble in the room, shed our clothes and he starts going down on me. I am very into it and being a bit noisy and he keeps shoving his hand over my mouth.

[M]y go-to move when per[f]orming cunnilingus

Admittedly, this is less an individual story than a routine, sexual practice. However, I thought it would apply because it was an element with so many of my hook-ups in college and meeting women off of AOL post-college.

As some of you know from reading my earlier gonewildstories, while I did not have a lot of intercourse during and after college, I was always eager to go down on gals, and as luck would have it, I got the opportunity to go down on many partners. I actually have an exhaustive list in one of my diaries from my single days, and the number of vaginas I ate between 1996 and 2003 when I met my girlfriend-turned-wife, was upwards of 30. My go-to position for cunnilingus was to lie of my back with my feet next to my partner’s head. Her right leg would be straddled over my torso, my face in her crotch. This position allowed the female easy access with her right hand to stroke my erection, and in all but two instances, they immediately started giving me a hand job when I started ‘eating.’ It was like a reflex, My tongue on their clits would automatically cause their hands to jerk my cock.

[MF] The time I almost had a threesome, fun but blue balled

My ex and I were very open about our sexual desires, so one day she asked me if I’d like to see her kissing girls and I said yes of course. We’re both straight but she wanted to try kissing a girl. So we started drinking right before going to a club Saturday night, full, we got there already pretty drunk. We started dancing, drinking more and enjoying (all of this was before covid), we saw the girls working there, they looked like hooters girls, nice asses, she wanted to flirt with them but they were too busy doing their job lol, so we kept looking and dancing. My ex (she’s white) finds this hot black girl with a tiny dress almost showing up down there. She was dancing in the pole, but she wasn’t working she was just there like us, the view is super hot, we stare at her. If you had to guess you’d say she was totally single. Just pole dancing almost showing up to everyone. The pole wasn’t very high so I told my girl she should try to flirt with her. She agreed so as soon as she got down she did flirt and after a few words they almost immediately started kissing. So hot to see. Then she whispered something to my girl, I wasn’t close enough to hear. She leaves and I notice my girl made a face to me, she leaves to another part of the club with her couple whom I never noticed. My girl comes back to me and I told her how hot that was. She loved the kisses, so soft and different she said about girls vs men. I ask her what she told her, she said she invited us to share room having sex with her husband at her place. I was like husband? Damn haha. We would have loved to go but we knew it wasn’t safe so she declined the offer. Who knows what could have happened in there, we were both open enough to experiment with others like that, even more than sharing room.

A Potential FWB [MF]

As I was typing up my last story I remembered another time that I nearly got caught in the back of a vehicle. This story took place maybe 7 or 8 years ago. I was at a point in my marriage where I was really frustrated sexually and had decided I was going to actively look for a Friend With Benefits. I posted an add on Craigslist and basically laid it all out there. Explained my situation, what I was looking for, why I was looking, etc. I got a few hits from that add, and Karli was one of them.

Karli lived in the town just south of where I lived. Her situation was that she was married, but her husband worked a job where he was out of town a lot. While their marriage wasn’t open, she was interested in a boyfriend on the side. I wasn’t exactly looking for a girlfriend, but I wasn’t opposed to this being more than just sex. We chatted off an on for a week or two and had a number of dirty chats in addition to just getting to know each other better. I was enjoying the conversation and the potential sexual partner, but wasn’t entirely convinced I was really into her. We decided we’d like to meet and visit in person and see how that goes, and of course both agreed you can learn a lot from a kiss.

[MF] How I Met Emily and Our First Time Together

*This is a story of the first time with my ex-girlfriend from a few years back. Not sure why it popped into my head after all this time, but thought it would be fun to share with you all here. If you don’t like deep background and are just looking for the action, feel free to skip to the “page break” below. Enjoy!*

I first met Emily on the second week of my new job. I had just taken over the management of membership and fundraising at the local arts center and was in that familiar phase when the novelty and excitement of onboarding with a new organization was starting to fade and the deluge of responsibility of the actual work ahead of me was threatening to overwhelm. So I may have been a little uncharacteristically short and distant when Emily came to my office to introduce herself and inquire about the program offerings and schedule of the upcoming season. 

“It’s not set yet, come bother me next week” I said, with an obvious air of impatience, not even bothering to look up from my screen. I heard her turn heal and leave without another word. 

Saw my wife cheating in glorious HD Part 2, Revenge [MF]

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/meso5e/saw_my_wife_cheating_in_glorious_hd_mf_3rd_person/)

It had been about 3 days since I caught my wife with her lover and it was awkward with her being around to say the least. She didn’t know I knew and had video evidence but the fact that it was on my conscience really made things uncomfortable and I tried to avoid her as much as I could. Then, Sunday rolls around. I go through Reddit and find a particularly interesting response on how to deal with this situation. TLDR of the response is file for the divorce papers, with evidence, then have fun.

At this point I’m practically ashamed of myself for getting hard during her cheating session but decide to just let it go. I then download the video, and luckily for me, my best friend is an attorney at a family law firm and I shoot him a text regarding my situation. He happily accepts and streamlines the process within a matter of a few hours. (I’m not too sure exactly what he did, not too good with this stuff) He then sends me a copy of the papers and I stash them in my folder.

Lunchtime Quickie in the Van [MF]

It’s been a while since I posted a new story. To be honest, I kind of felt like I’d run out of good stories, and haven’t had anything new to write about recently. If you’re a woman in the Kansas City area and want to help me out, feel free to DM me!

This story happened roughly 5 years ago. I woke up horny that morning, but knowing my wife and I have opposite libidos I didn’t figure anything would come of it, but on a random whim I decided to give her a foot massage as I was getting ready for work. I remember rubbing her feet for a while, hopeful that maybe it would lead to something, but also knowing it probably wouldn’t. At the time it didn’t seem to have much of an effect other than pampering her for a little bit. I finished getting ready and left for work.

Oww, my nip nips! [MF][Short][Funny]

So the wifey (L) and I got a little extra time this afternoon and decided to have a make out session in the bedroom while the youngun’ was watching TV in the living room. It was just supposed to be a make out session, I swear! We actually had plan to go to bed extra early tonight to have some Olympic fun, but I am not going to complain.

She started sucking me off using long hard sucks and then switching her techniques. She has really been playing around with different techniques lately. I gotta hand it to her, she has really put in some effort to please me. I have been in heaven, I am not going to lie. If you have read my last post we have been trying out some other things during lock down as well.

[MM] Dry Spell Bud – Another Memory (2/2)

I knealt behind Alex and reached over to grab the lube. First, I did my dick, smearing my precum in with the slick liquid. I put more in my hand and reached down. This part was always fun because for as long as I can remember, I have loved butts. Seeing them, touching them, tasting them, penetrating them. Obviously, I am more into it with a woman but this was a dry spell.

I touched his cheek with my non-slippery hand. I squeezed a little, not being able to help myself. Then used my fingers to gently pull it away from the other cheek. My slicked hand moved into the crack, starting the process of getting everything good and slippery. My finger found his opening and pressed gently. I’m sure he had known this was coming because he was already relaxed. The tip of my finger entered him, bringing with it some of the lubricant. I pulled it back out to get a little more, then made sure that more of the interior was properly slickened. Finally, I pushed the cap of the bottle closed and wiped my hand with a towel.

I (24) cheated on my SO with a 38 year old guy from Fetlife [FM]

We have been talking, sending photos on Snapchat. We were both into kink and DD/lg. He was older, blonde hair, had facial hair, a few wrinkles, strong Australian accent, mildly obese- had a gut, he was a little dishevelled, was wearing a white oversized singlet, rough around the edges. Not the kind of guy I was hoping for, maybe I was desperate.
He told me he was a tafe teacher, had 3 kids and had a vasectomy.
I told him to bring me a gift, a stuffed animal or stickers or something cute but he didn’t. I thought he would buy me a coffee, he didn’t.

We met up a service station, he was bringing a caravan for a road trip. I also had somewhere to go that day and it was halfway. He was 45minutes late because caravan problems but I waited. I felt strange walking into the service station with the sluttiest outfit, a cropped black top, pink push up bra, black thong, Tiffany necklace and a plaid mini skirt so short if I moved a bit it would expose my bum- he told me to wear heels but I was at a service station- it was busy, loud and there were families eating McDonald’s and the type of place people would wear pyjamas not heels, I was already overdressed. I wore white sneakers. i did my makeup, had on perfume, shaved, had Tom Ford shimmering oil on-I felt like an expensive hooker though. I had sunglasses on and listened to my earphones, I saw eyes staring at me. I sat for 45mins.