I[M] fucked my roommate’s SO[f]

A couple of years back my college roommate decided to abruptly move out to be closer to the city to live with our former roommate. It caught me off guard and I was left with little to no time to move out or make preparations for the next month. Needless to say, I was pretty pissed.

A couple of days after he moved out, the girl he was seeing for some time stopped by to see if my roommate was home. She’s a cute Latina with long, wavy black hair, these big, brown eyes, a fantastic smile, and thick legs I’ve been dying to put my hands all over since I first met her. She’s a dancer and her body makes it very apparent too.

“Oh he didn’t tell you? He moved out last week. Did it last minute too.”

“What??” Her puzzlement was apparent. “Is that why he hasn’t texted or called in a while?”

“I’m assuming so. I’m sorry you also gotta deal with his shit.”

“It’s honestly not even surprising. Don’t be sorry.” She shrugs him off. “What are you up to anyways?”

[FM] Her kids weren’t the one calling me daddy

So it all starts with tinder, I matched with this cute girl, who’s profile hinted at having gigantic tits. But I didn’t know this, I only saw the start of her cleavage in her pics. Along with her cute face, I remember thinking, this is a girl I could corrupt. And boy did I.

We spent about an hour talking before I got her number, and to this day I still remember her final message on tinder before we switched to texts

“I do love a sticky surprise”

And I knew the roller-coaster had started.

There’s a fine line between being confident and getting cocky where you put them off. I swear to god I rode that line as hard as I could and made it my bitch. We were both horny messes, swapping pictures, little teasy clips, but nothing too intense yet. Trust is essential.

Then comes the time of arranging our meet, which for me had to be As. Soon. As. Possible. It’d been a long time since I’d been this worked up and I swear to god I was going to get a rash from how hard she had my cock rubbing my jeans throughout the days of us talking.

The time that Sticking my dick in Crazy was 100% worth it. [FM]

Edit:

Hi all, this is a repost of the first story I ever posted here, a couple of years ago, and since deleted it. And yes I know the title is weapons-grade douchebaggery.

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This is a really long one. The good shit starts at the asterisks

Please forgive the typos, I’m super turned on rn.

Alright, here it goes. My plunge into the other side of the post.

I’m a long-time lurker here and avid consumer of steamy narratives. Honestly for most of my life too. Even as a horny, hormonal chimpanzee of a teenage boy, I preferred poetic fuck-tales to pornos. Don’t get me wrong. There’s a handful of video’s floating on a layer of internet scum, that when I come across I turn into a got-damn werewolf. 

But seriously, there’s nothing like firing up the imagination station with some well-written stimulus to transport my mind, heart, soul, and dick into an alternate dimension where I am super good at sex and everything feels really good. Ya know, rather than this one where I’m kind of ok at things and its bit of a wash between what feels awesome and what is scary as hell. I think it was Aristotle who said, “No one knows how to noodle your noodle, quite like your noodle.” The circle of life is a beautiful thing. 

[MF] Visited our nanny for the first time in years.

This is a bit long but if you need to you can scroll down to the ——– line below.

Please bear with me.

We have been in contact since she had left to take care of her dad who was terminally ill years ago. Emails and phone calls at least once a week and we both knew that we could say anything to each other without fear of judgement. Even when my wife passed we had talked on the phone for hours and cried together.

Elaina was our own naughty nanny for about 6 years. She had shared a life and a bed with my wife Janet and me and we had all been sad when she had to leave. Even My kids loved their nanny and call her from time to time for advice even though they are grown and have moved out.

Last week I had a really bad day and all of this plague frustration and needing someone to talk to boiled over into me making a call to Elaina and leaving a message that I would be there soon. I just grabbed my go-bag and put on my leathers and walked out the door. Within minutes I was on the road on my bike and headed for Elaina’s place 500+ miles away. I rode like I was being pulled to her.

My first stranger [MM] and swallowing experience

Long time reader, first time poster! A little brief intro for me (skip to the ***** for the good stuff) – I’m 5’10”, a little husky, and always considered myself straight. There is nothing I enjoy and appreciate more than a woman, that being said… I absolutely love sucking dick. I have no attraction to men really, just love big ol’ dicks in my mouth.

At this point in my life (just a few years ago, I was 27 at the time) I had swapped head with a couple of buddies before, but never met someone from online. I was in a relationship with a girl who was very clearly cheating on me but I didn’t have the courage to end it, and I needed some release. I had browsed the Craigslist ads periodically and it always got me so turned on. The thought of meeting up with a total stranger, and just fulfilling our primal instincts of getting off… Let’s just say that I never acted on it because I was always able to get off on just the idea of it. But this day was different. The girlfriend was visiting family out of town (or her new man, let’s be honest) and I had made up my mind early in the day that I was going to get my fix.

[MF] My first sexual experience was with a woman over three times my age.

A few years ago I was a young private in the U.S. Army. I was stationed in Fairbanks Alaska at Fort Wainwright with the 25th infantry. I was an extremely horny and inexperienced boy and only 18 years old. One summer weekend I was horny and browsing the craigslist personals ads and saw a woman in her late fifties offering “full service” massages for $50. I messaged her and asked if I could come by. She said yes and gave me the address.

It was almost 40 minutes out of town and it was a small cabin/house out in a small plot of land.

I was extremely nervous walking up to the door. She asked me to enter through the back in our messages because she lived with another woman and didn’t want to bother her.

When she answered the door and let me in I got to actually see her. She was extremely overweight but not so big that she couldn’t walk normally. She had long salt and pepper hair and an absolutely enormous set of tits. They were the main thing that I noticed. She looked like shed have to get her bras custom made.

Putting on a show for the construction worker [MF]

When I was 20, I lived in a cheap apartment complex. For some reason, none of the windows in our apartment came with curtain rods and neither I nor my roommates owned a drill, so like many lazy 20 year old girls, I just never had blinds. This didn’t bother me — turns out I had a pretty intense exhibitionist sensibility and loved the idea that some of my neighbours may have seen a glimpse of my naked body whenever I changed or put on lotion.

My boyfriend on the other hand? Hated it! He didn’t understand how I could live with no privacy, exhibitionist or not. Out of respect for his desire for privacy, we usually had sex during the night with the lights off or dim lighting (a fair compromise considering his perfect boyfriend dick.)

That is, until one very warm summer day. We were alone in my apartment, watching movies and trying to stay cool in my very humid unit. We didn’t have AC, so I had stripped to my bare minimum of clothing — a loose short sleeve button up (half done up) with boy shorts.

18 year old asked me to spank her [M][F] [50/18]

Last week I got a DM from a woman saying she was interested in being spanked. She is 18, in my area and loves my posts.

I met her for a coffee outside at a local coffee shop. We immediately hit it off and chatted for almost an hour.

Talk became sexual very quickly. She had never been spanked and wanted to hear all about it, what I would do, etc. at one point during the conversation she asked, “I assume you will be fucking me too?” After a short pause I looked her in the eyes and said “yes, I think I will. And I will also take some photos or your red ass.”

She nodded, indicated she liked that idea. She said she was nervous but super excited.

We talked more about what we were into, about school and more. She has a Daddy kink but hasn’t pursued it much. She was super excited.

We agreed to meet at a hotel this weekend and have been sexting furiously these past few days. Stay tuned!

Met up with some fellow van lifers while housesitting [MFF]

I have been living out of a van and traveling around the US for the past several months. I absolutely love the lifestyle, but when a family friend offered to let me stay at their place for a week while they traveled, I jumped at the opportunity for daily showers, a driveway where I could make some repairs to the van, and time by their pool and hot tub.

A van couple (M31 Jerry, F26 Kate) who I had just interacted with in van forums (but never met IRL), was also going to be in town. They had been together several years and like to play together. They happened to come across a dating profile of mine and saw that I was bi and reached out to see if I might be interested in something with both of them. Jerry messaged me to ask, I said absolutely, and we decided that they would come over one night while I was housesitting. The 3 of us started a group chat where we sent flirty texts and pics for a few days leading up to the day, and I was getting really excited. Kate is super hot, tall like me (5’9) with a fit body, medium-sized tits, and a great ass. Jerry is less my type, but still cute, with shoulder-length curly hair, a bit of scruff, and a toned but not muscular body. They both have great personalities though, and just texting with them I knew we’d hit it off. You can see what I look like on my profile ;)

I fucked my ex on her bosses office table. [M]

A non-fictional account…

This happened on a week night while my ex was working late. Her office was in a city high rise — a large open plan space with chest high cubicle walls for each workstation. Her line of work was such that it was not uncommon for staff, security and cleaners to pass through the office at random times during the night.

After finishing off her work, to show her appreciation for me waiting on her she unzipped my shorts, slipped out my cock and began to suck me off while still seated in her chair. Both being daring deviants, we undressed completely and moved to her bosses office a few feet away. She hoped onto the desk and I began to fuck her with deep slow passionate thrusts. The fact that she absolutely despised her boss made it all the more special. I imagined the very next day he’d be working where her ass, my balls and our juices were making a mess. I turned her over, pushed her face down into the table and continued to fuck her from behind. I could hear her head tap the computer monitor with each thrust. Cum dripped all over the edge of the desk and onto carpeted floor where her boss usually sits. I stopped thrusting for a moment when we saw a security guard doing his rounds outside the reception area. I did not pull out. When the coast was clear I picked up the pace. When I was ready to cum, she hopped off the table, sat in chair, leaned over and took my cock in her mouth. She swallowed and cleaned me off. No mess. We quickly cleaned the area as best we could, left the office, fetched our clothes from her cubicle and dashed over to the staff kitchen.