Requiem [F]or a Hitachi Wand

I possess a respectable pussy. The labia are asymmetrical, and my secret prayer with each new partner is that they comment on it in some way.

So that I can tell them that I love how the asymmetry is an apt representation for the duality of humankind. Man and woman, Ying and Yang, good and evil?

But, my glorious reader, that is so NOT important right now!

I am positively incensed and angry that my Hitachi wand broke.

You see, once, I was in the Hall of the Mountain King once, and he bestowed its knowledge to me. It is quite the predicament to find yourself in, you know? To be with a stranger, ankles fixated to a spreader bar, and he introduces you to a Hitachi Wand.

Most… find it in a sex store? Or even, online? In these COVID-y times?

I digress! I wander.

*I wonder, was it overuse?*

The important thing is this. I am one-whole-bottle sloshed in non-descript Riesling currently, and my Hitachi Wand that I bought from the Bowels of Jeff Bezos, AKA, Amazon?

I [m] got myself off while she was asleep next to me in bed.

I’ve never done anything like that before. She went to bed earlier than me, and I was so fucking horny. I spent some time lurking NSFW reddit and making sure I was absolutely desperate to cum. I edged over and over. Instead of making myself cum before crawling in bed next to her, I couldn’t resist the idea of crawling into bed and making myself cum while she was asleep next to me. While chatting to someone on reddit and browsing nsfw subs, I teased my cock while trying to stay as still and quiet as possible. I edged over and over. I made a little precum mess on my side of the sheets. Oops.

Once I couldn’t resist any longer, I lightly teased the tip of my cock until I felt it begin to pulse. I grabbed the first thing I felt… which happened to be a sock that I had left on the floor next to the bed. I slid it over my cock and waited to be told to cum by my play partner. Once she told me to, My entire body pulsed and tensed up. My cock throbbed hard and I empty a huge edged load into ther sock. It took all my effort to stay as still and quiet as possible, but, fuck it felt good.

Fulfilling fantasies with a fellow Redditor [MF]

*This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Sorry about the length. That’s what he said.*

It all started last fall, but I had been thinking about it for awhile. I have had a pretty wild youth…had some crazy experiences, and some real fun times. My first wife and I had an open relationship, often sharing partners, so even in marriage I was, to put it politely, a bit promiscuous.

That relationship, though, fell through eventually and inevitably. More wild times we’re had as a born-again bachelor.

Then I met Anna. Anna was nearly the embodiment of the perfect woman—smart as a whip, strong-willed, hilarious, and the kindest person I’ve ever known. I fell hard. I’m still falling. She became my best friend. Then girlfriend. Then, four years ago, I married her.

Approaching my late 30s, I convinced myself that I had gotten my wild ways out of my system. That I was ready to put all that behind me and settle down.

What I fool I was, to think I’d be able to.

Smudged Black Lipstick…First makeout in almost 2 yrs [F] 19

It’s been a while since the last time I posted, but here’s a fun story. Some context for this story.

Normally I don’t describe myself, but I think it’s worth mentioning this time. I’m around 5’ 2-3” around 150 lbs give or take so I’m a little curvy, I have large breasts around a G cup give or take. I have long wavy brunette hair, and I was wearing a low cut tight black tank top with a black and white checkered skirt, and most importantly I was wearing black eyeliner and black lipstick.

I finally got to see my friend with benefits (who also happens to be my ex boyfriend, and one of my best friends) for the first time in almost a year and a half today.

He and his brother, and their friend (who are all fully vaccinated) came over to my house (I’m also fully vaccinated).

I (28m) introduced my wife (28f) to helping strangers on the internet cum. I’ve been messaging her with an account I made and she doesn’t know it’s me… [FM] (video)

Not long ago my wife and I got to talking about the idea of her showing herself off to others. I’ve always known that she’s into the idea of it, but that she was afraid to give in to it for fear of hurting me, despite my assurances otherwise. She’s very sweet and innocent and hasn’t had much sexual experience.

But all that changed when ~~the fire nation attacked~~ I told her to get naked on Omegle. She got hooked when she found some Irish guy that she made cum and then added on Snapchat. He’s *obsessed* with her and she loves it. Messages her his hard cock several times a day begging her to help him cum. And she obliges with text, pictures, and videos. We posted her username around a bit and now she has ~10 or so guys that she messages regularly throughout the day. Loves feeling like a slut for all the horny guys.

**What she doesn’t know is one of these guys she’s messaging is actually her husband.**

Bartending: Fake ID [MF]

Bartending: Fake ID
I bartended for 10 years at various bars. Being a bartender you flirt with everyone that enters the place to make tips. Sometimes things get wild. The story is true. Specific conversations is often artistic license when I can’t remember but the events happened….

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The night wound down a while ago. Sometimes on a Wednesday we get a rush towards midnight, but tonight there wasn’t even a trickle. It was one AM and John my only customer for the last 30 minutes just settled his tab. As he walked out, I went and locked the doors. As I was locking the third door, a car with PA tags pulled up. There were 4 or so people inside but only one got out. Packaged goods. The girl that got out had short brown hair teased up. She was nineteen trying to look twenty-one. I told her we were just closing up and she said she just needed to grab a case of Yuengling. I held the door and looked at the car as she walked in. The light hit the driver just enough that I could see she looked young too. This would be interesting. The drinking age being 21, I was pretty sure how this would go. I was going to ID her before she entered but what the heck, I’ll play the game.

I think I’m going to make a good little slut. [FM]

So I recently left my fiancee after an 11 year relationship and moved in with my sister, I almost immediately started sleeping with her roommate bringing my total sex partners up to 2. Yesterday I had my first real slutty experience and holy oh my fuck was it amazing.

I was at the mall with my sister and her girlfriend to buy some new clothes, after spending WAY too long in forever 21, they went to the video game store and I hit the food court. I spotted a really cute guy and decided to sit near him so I could causally oggle him while I ate since I’m allowed to do shit like that now that I’m single. He looked a little younger than me, early 20s maybe 25 at the oldest, long green hair that went about halfway down his back, super cute round baby face with a goatee, fucking BEAUTIFUL collar bone, didn’t even know collar bones could be beautiful but there it was lol. And what looked like decently muscular arms but not body builder type with a few random tribal looking tattoos.

I (19F) touched a girl for the first time [FF]

This story is kinda tame but it was a big deal for me, I promise!

About 3 months ago I was at a party and I’d had a few drinks and I noticed my friend (we’ll call her Joanna) was holding my eye contact. I didn’t think much of it to begin with, but as the night went on I kept catching her mischievous smile so I finally decided to talk to her. I always assume the worst so I was expecting her to tell me that I had some food on my face or something, but instead she complimented my outfit. I was just wearing jeans and a white tank top so I was a bit confused to be honest, but then she started teasing me and I found myself blushing and laughing.

I’d always been totally straight, but for some reason that night she was just magnetic.

Long story short we end up sneaking upstairs (my other friend was kindly hosting in their giant house) and she kissed me. Joanna was totally leading the way, and I was going along with it but having a lot of fun. It’s cliche to say but it felt so different to the guys I’ve kissed and my heart was really thumping.

18 yr old freshman seduces his tutor [FM]

So my senior year, I decided to earn a few bucks by tutoring English 1301 students. It can be a challenging class for some, and is often used as a weed out class so…it seemed like easy money. Plus, I had a 4.0 over 12 hours of English classes. Anyway, it was mostly literally teaching freshman how to write. I got hit on a lot but for the most part blew it off. There was one time though…well, one student…

I was at the bar w friends, Friday afternoon having a few drinks. Nothing serious, just a few cocktails. And I remembered…crap. I have a session w Davis. So I tore out of there and made it, a little late, and a little buzzed.
I had helped him all year. He was a math whiz. But writing was NOT his strongest ability. Not my type either. Just plain and mousey.

I fucked my boyfriend’s best friend while he watched [FM]

Last year my boyfriend and I took a trip to Florida where his best friend had just moved after his divorce. It was a hot as hell afternoon and we were sitting by the pool drinking heavily.

They were talking about “the good old days” which happened a million years ago. I’m 15 years younger than my bf, so I was probably in middle school when all that happened.

I went into the house to pour another drink, and when I came out they were kind of laughing and being silly. I have to admit, I was pretty tipsy, but not drunk or anything. I jumped in the pool and they kept whispering and talking.

When I got out of the water, I asked my bf if he could put more suntan lotion on my back. He said while laying on his back in a chair, well, Steve is right there, let him do it. Which I thought was a bratty response, so I turned to Steve, and said in a joking way to make my bf nervous, “pretty please, can you lotion me ALLL over?”