I am not a fan of pickup lines. I have had a lot of dumb things said to me and it is the worst when I am at work. Several years ago, when I worked in the small college town I was going to school in, I worked at a small restaurant.
I was jaded to the stupid ways people would try and ask me out. I had a collection of phone numbers in a little box behind the counter. My boss, a young guy in an arranged marriage that luckily worked out for the both of them, thought this was hilarious. He said that I should give the numbers to other people that asked for my number. While funny, it would not be a mystery to realize what happened.
So, it was an actual surprise to me, after the fact, that I had indeed fallen for a line without realizing it immediately. It was sometime when I was on my hands and knees getting fucked from behind that I realized I did indeed fall for a line.
Category: gonewildstories
My ‘straight’ [f] friend made out with me [f] in the back of a taxi
A few years ago, I was introduced to this girl called Issie through some mutual friends. We were both around 18. I was under the impression she was straight given she spoke about a guy some of the night, but I did notice her giving me sneaking little glances and holding eye contact for a little too long throughout the evening. The group of friends I was with knew I was bisexual and it was openly spoken about, so she was well aware of my status. I definitely thought she was attractive, and due to her extensive sports involvement, her body was close to perfection.
Do you remember those hookah/shisha bars? That’s where we were. It was pretty poorly lit, with a bunch of cushions scattered on the floor, and all of us circled around a huge pipe to share. Not COVID safe. One common ‘game’ was to pass smoke around in a circle, by blowing it into each other’s mouths, and seeing how far around the circle it could go. I don’t know, reckless teenage hormones.
My [F18] first time getting tied up by my Boyfriend [M28] [MF]
I have not seen my boyfriend for 3 days. We were both extremely horny. He picked me up from home and then we went to a city to eat something and enjoy the great weather. (we drove about 1 hour).
We couldn’t resist each other, I opened his pants and started touching him. just above his boxers to tease him. It didn’t take long until he was hard and he told me to pull my pants down. After I pulled them down, he started stroking my clit, and kept pushing his fingers into my pussy. I hadn’t been this wet in a long time. we teased each other the rest of the ride.
When we were in the parking garage, I pulled down his boxers and started to suck him. after a while he told me to stop, that otherwise he would not hold out anymore and that he still has a lot of plans with me.
while we were walking around town he kept grabbing my ass. i saw how hard he is and his looks drove me crazy. he wanted me and i knew it. after what felt like an eternity we finally decided to go home. on the way home we teased each other again, i even sucked him on the highway and i’m almost sure some people saw us doing it. but i didn’t care at that moment.
Dented my car first time fucking in public! [FM]
Sooo this was with a FWB guy I used to see not so frequently. Nicnamed him Thick Dick with my friends to give you an idea of what I was working with ?
We’d decided to meet up but neither of us had a place free so had to go in the car. This wasn’t the first time in a car but we decided to try something new since he was ridiculously tall. We pulled up to a park close to midnight and jumped into the back seat like we normally would.
Started with your classic make out with me sitting on his lap. Had fun feeling all around until I felt his hand get tangled up in my hair and yank my head backwards and him growl at me to get on my fucking knees. Obviously I’m instantly wet and moving as quick as I can to shuffle on to the car floor.
I fucked 3 guys in 24 hours! [FM]
The best 24 hours of my life!
Started with guy number one, a one night stand after a tinder ‘date’ where we drank and talked and pretended we didn’t want to rip each other’s clothes off before booking a hotel for the night. This guy had my dress off me before we’d even entered the hotel room! Ate me out for a good twenty before I rode him until I came, then he took me onto the balcony and fucked me over the railing. I couldn’t help but be loud!! The thought of anyone from the street looking up and seeing made me so so SO horny. Slept the night at the hotel.
Then on the way home the next morning, a not-so-frequent FWB of mine (more stories with him to cum ;) messaged saying his parents were out if I wanted to come over. Of course I said yes! I had another my consistent FWB at the time but he was a little more experimental and gentle. This FWB, however, was one I saw when I wanted to get FUCKED fucked. So I Ubered over to his. Turns out his sister was still home but he couldn’t care less as he pushed my head into his pillows and railed me how ever he wanted. He left a HUGE hickey on my neck and spotted bruises over both ass cheeks with a very clear outline of his hand. I was achy and exhausted after leaving his after being face fucked and bent over.
After couple of attempts with my partner [M] I [F]inally had leg shaking orgasm from anal sex and I can’t stop smilling (long)
Howdy all gorgeous, I hope you are having great day. Cause I definitely had one and I am more than eager to tell you.( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Soooo, it has been some time since I posted my story about how my partner finally decided to play with my bum which I was secretly preparing for. Since that day it was quite emotional rollercoaster cause even tho I like it, it still feel like forbidden play. Something what makes me lil anxious but at the same time I can’t say no to it. And believe me that I sometimes really need to say no cause my partner apparently really likes to play with his new toy (my ass).
I was emphasizing that this will be something like early Christmas, quarterly or at least special sale on the end of the month sort of thing but whenever he is playing with me he just can’t resist and at least tease me a bit.
I [M] found out my (half) brother and sister-in-law [F] are swingers
So this just happened yesterday, and I have no one to tell, so hello internet: I had my half-brother, Rob (33m), and his wife, Alexis (27f) over for a little family lunch yesterday. They just had a baby 4 months ago, and I wanted to wait until I was fully vaccinated to see them, and after my two week post-shot time was up, here we are at today.
A little backstory: Rob and I had the same dad. Both our mothers passed away about a decade apart from each other in ’97 and ’06, and our dad passed in ’09 ago due to natural causes, and since then we’ve made it a point to keep in touch more often. We’re not super close, and we have conflicting personalities. He’s kind of a Frat-type douche bro who’s super self-absorbed, and I’ve always been the level-headed more down to earth one. When shit in his life goes wrong, since our dad died, he bitches to me, and being 6 years older than him, I tend to handle his shit for him. His wife knows this, and she sees me as the great mediator for all situations. Her and I have always had this kind of odd friendship because we’re really much alike, with the same sets of interests and such.
Found my parents sex toy collection [F]
I’ve always been curious and liked snooping around the house to see if my siblings or parents were hiding anything. I know I shouldn’t be invading their privacy, but it’s fun and fairly harmless.
A couple months ago back in March (I think), my parents went to a family friends cottage for the weekend. My sister also had plans and went over to her friends for the night.
Having the place to myself and wanted to take full advantage. I started out by playing in the living room, and then went to the kitchen naked and played a bit more in there. It felt risky being out in the open but that just made it hotter. I was so turned on I decided I didn’t want to just make myself cum and end it there, I needed more.
I walked in my parents room and starting checking the wardrobe. Nothing in the drawers. I checked under the bed, in their bed side tables, and all throughout the walk in closet. I was about to give up, but then I noticed four or five shoe boxes stacked on top of each other in the back corner. I thought these shoe boxes had paperwork / bills in them, but to my surprise they were heavy and had something in them.
Sexy High-school Classmate[F] That I Used To Fuck Turns Out To Be My[M] Cousin
So This Is The Story Of How Me And My Cousin Had Sex And Became Addicted To Each Other. So it my senior year in High school. Im somewhat cool with everyone in school because i’m the one who floats around group to group. Theres this one Light Skin Red Bone who i been want to fuck since freshman year. So I decided to Shoot my shot. Last Year, Last Chance. So I Get her snap and number and we start text. Just funny shit at first but i did get a lil more seductive(Never Full On Sexting)after the first week. So I was on the phone one night and i get a msg from her saying “Check Ur Snap”. So I Did And Said “My Og’s Just For Vegas. Come To My House Now!!!” My Heart Dropped Because She Might Be Actually Interested In Me
(Ok sorry the cap every letter thing. If I’m not paying close attention I will do it)
[MM] I had sex with a drug dealer (Mostly Satirical)
(True story, but I’m going to describe each encounter in a satirical rich white gay kid tone)
So, I took my Vyvanse last night so I didn’t have to go to bed. Then I got on Grindr and saw a drug dealer who also wanted sex. I have a weed addiction, so I jumped at the idea.
Upon arriving, I walk in the discrete manner he told me to walk across his lawn, as his wife had access to the ring doorbell camera. I saw him at the door and said hi, kind of expecting to kiss. He didn’t kiss me, he just lead me inside, talked about the weed he sold me last week, and pulled his pants off.
Well, no foreplay, and darn, his penis was so flaccid, he told me it was 8 inches, but it didn’t really seem like it when he was flaccid. I just got to work sucking on it to get him hard. He barely said anything the whole time.