Pooper Scooper girl – [M]y [F]ollow up

A week has gone by after [I fucked the pooper scooper girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/oadhfu/im_still_in_shock_i_just_fucked_the_pooper/) and I have been so excited, waiting for today. It was a pretty busy morning for me, with a ton of meetings and I was getting a little worried that work would get in the way. I got her text mid-morning, a little later than normal:

Saved you for the last house before lunch. On my way now. Hungry?😜😜😹 I am!šŸ˜®šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸ’¦

Well, I guess I know where this is going today. Sweet! She’s more forward than I had hoped for.

I muted my call and got the dogs in their crates while this developer in the Philipines droned on about all these microservices he’s putting into the cloud. Ya, ya, just let me know when it’s done…

From my window I see the familiar truck pull up and I’m still on my call, trying to move it along. I see her head into the backyard, bucket and grabber in hand. I just stay in my office, wearing my bamboo boxers and an old AC/DC concert shirt from the early 90s, an original, thank you.

[22F]I just blew a guy for the first time (hinge stranger) in the backseat of my moms car [FM]

Precursor: this is the story of my first blow job that occurred this morning, and there’s not really any sexy imagery in the story because it’s just about head.

Okay so I’ve been 22 for about a month now and I’m still a virgin. Up until today the most I’ve ever done with a guy is make out (all three times it’s just been a drunken thing). I’ve never been in a relationship, and I’m waiting until my first time can be with someone I care about. But it’s been a *long* time without anything sexual so when I’m in the mood it’s maddening.

I almost never check hinge, but I matched with a guy in February and we didn’t really chat much before ghosting each other. He then messaged me out of the blue like, two days ago.

He randomly brought up boobs and I had a feeling the match wasn’t going to go anywhere but I figured I’d have some fun before telling him I wasn’t looking for just a hookup.

“I’ll blow a guy for every time England score…” (We won 4-0) (29f) [Group]

I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, not much of a football fan. And to clarify several things from the outset; by football I mean soccer for those of a transatlantic persuasion, and by ‘not much’ I mean I regard it with roughly the same level of disinterest as crochet, pingpong, or the literary works of E.L. James.

I’ve always considered myself to be too much a cynic and pessimistic soul to really get behind any sporting enthusiasm. If anything I’d argue it’s the more rational approach – If you expect your team to lose then it’s surely twice as exciting if they manage to secure a victory, meanwhile a loss is – to badly cross some sporting similes – par for the course.

Such are my startling levels of ignorance in footballing matters, I’d managed to completely miss that there was an international competition in progress for quite a staggeringly long time. Indeed, the first I heard of our national team’s surprising progression through the competition was when I was informed in no uncertain terms by a group of friends that we were going to participate in something otherwise unheard of within our friendship circle. Heading out to a bar to *watch a game of football*.

[M]y friend [M] and I stroked our cocks in front of our other two lady friends [FF]

Several years back, it was the waning hours of the night during a party at my house. I had a lot of guests from out of town, and most of them have fallen asleep after a night of drinking wine and beer and eating BBQ. Still awake was myself, a male friend, and two female friends. I was in the basement with the two ladies, when my buddy came downstairs carrying three bottles of wine.

ā€œWe managed to drink everything in this house but these three bottles. Everyone else is asleep, let’s kill these bottles before bed so that we can win. We can’t let the booze get the upper hand.ā€

It was ridiculous, but his reasoning was sound. We had to show the alcohol who was boss. At this point most of us were already either in our pajamas, or in various states of undress. One of the girls was wearing pajamas, another was actually wearing only a t-shirt with absolutely nothing underneath. I was wearing just boxer shorts, and my buddy was fully dressed.

We killed the first two bottles, and while we were drinking the third I decided to up the ante.

They cheated, we got revenge.. [F]

When I was living in the dorms, I found out that the guy I had been dating for a short while was cheating on me with a girl that also had her own boyfriend. I dumped the guy when he tried explaining to me what happened before the real story got back to me. I knew what had happened because I got a text from Hunter, the boyfriend of the girl my boyfriend had been cheating on me with.

I was sitting in my dorm room alone that night when I got a knock on my door. It was Hunter, and he wanted to tell me that he had walked in on them when they were hooking up.

I nodded sympathetically, ā€œYeah, that’s really shitty. I am sorry that happened to you man.ā€

ā€œYou’re affected too,ā€ he told me, ā€œDo you want to drink with me?ā€

ā€œSure,ā€ I told him. He left and returned a few minutes later with some cheap alcohol and a few disposable cups.

ā€œI would rather be here because if we go to my dorm room, there is a chance she will try and find me there. I don’t want my roommates letting her in to surprise me,ā€ he explained.

Banging [M]y friends older sister[F] while they’re just feet away

This story is about the time I got with my friends incredibly hot older sister. This past holiday weekend had me reminiscing about this one, as it was also 4th of July.

I just got done with my first year of college, and I was back home for the summer. My buddies were home too so we decide to link up and hang out as it’s been months since we’ve all been together. Theres 5 of us; myself, my boys Alex and joseph, and my two other friends that are of the opposite sex, Ashley and Abbie. Alex was that kinda douchey, handsome dude that everyone loved from every high school, but still a really good friend. Always lookin out for me. Joseph was that guy that was always down to party. Always had some weed or booze on him no matter where we were. Also a great friend, known him since we were 4 years old. Ashleyand Abbie were also really good friends through out high school as well, especially Ashley. Her and I got along really well because of the music we listened to, but never romantic. I just never saw her that way. Abbie was just her best friend and we liked her enough that she became part of our group. Nothing notable about her honestly. Other than she gave good blowjobs, but that’s another story.

[F] 4th of July Fireworks Sex

Brian asked me to go to the Dundalk fireworks, which were actually held on July 5th. He’s a guy I’ve seen off and on since high school. The fireworks were centered at this elementary school, but we were going to this nearby park to watch them in more privacy. July 4th fireworks partying is something I’ve done since high school, but with COVID it didn’t happen last year and I realized I really missed it. So, I contacted two other girls I knew partied and asked what they were doing. Both had invited. T was going out with two guys who hadn’t decided where to park and N had been invited by a guy who had wanted to drive around to different sites. I got them all to agree to go in this park with us.

The time my brother and I [M] banged our cousin [F]

Before we tag teamed my friend’s sister. The first girl we had our very first threesome with and also lost our virginities to was my cousin. We both had sex with her for about two years individually until finally tag teaming her weeks before our engagement.
She lived with us at our house for years.. my first time with her was during a movie night in her room where during an intimate scene she grabbed my dick and jerked me off under the blanket. Her soft hands touching me was a turn on. One sexual thing led to another and eventually we began to have safe sex constantly every other day. I always had a fantasy of sharing her with my brother since he was already making out with her before me. She got engaged to her boyfriend and then married. We didn’t usually spare any of the guys she was with. But we never found out about him until he and his parents came to our house bringing marriage proposal and she even accepted it. Probably cos she wanted it all to end herself since it became a frequent thing. We had sex with her together for the first and last time and made our year. Unforgettable experience. She had multiple orgasms!!

My brother and I [M] banged my best friend [M)’s sister as ā€œrevengeā€

My best friend decided to ruin our friendship of 5 years over an argument we had online. He, his cousin who was a gang member and his cousin’s friends came to my house for a fight when my older brother wasn’t home. I thought I could beat up all 4 of them but I couldn’t. I was almost hospitalized. This friend of mine had an older sister who was around the same age as my brother. Since we were friends and neighbors. His sister sort of liked my brother. They were never in a relationship but before our argument she began to hang out here and there with him. After my brother found out what my friend did. He recorded himself having sex with her in his car but that wasn’t ā€œrevengeā€. She was very comfortable around us. Relaxed and quite free spirited. I went out with my brother and her one day and before he dropped her off, they began to make out and since I was there in the car too, I joined in and she didn’t seem to mind me touching her. I went to the back of the car to be with them and as she put my dick in her mouth I started recording her while my brother fucked her. We switched and I recorded her ass bouncing on my dick. I kept those videos to myself. Saved it onto my eyes only. Unfortunately the videos are gone since my SC got deleted. I sent the screenshots to my best friend and it felt great seeing him get mad. He started crying and I don’t feel bad about it cos his sister absolutely enjoyed it.

Blowjob in the backyard to celebrate the 4th [MF]

I have had a bit of a dry spell the last year as I haven’t gotten out much during the pandemic and wasn’t in a relationship. I’m from a pretty rural area so most online data apps don’t really give you many options so I count on things like visiting friends and events to try and have a good time.

This weekend I put together a party at my house and opened it up to a wide guest list. I told them as long as the people they brought helped us fill the cooler, the more the merrier.

I have a pool and a nice back yard. We set up some tents for shade and I had guests bring pool chairs. At the peak of the weekend we had maybe 20 people there at a time, about 70/30 people I knew to people I didn’t.

People flowed in and out over the weekend but my crew of friends stayed there the whole time. One of them stopped me about halfway through Saturday and mentioned that he had a surprise for me.