collection of stories you shouldn't read at work
I mentioned my Reddit account to my friend and her boyfriend earlier today .. and he just texted me a video of him jacking off to my posts lol
He told me they were so hot he couldn’t help himself.. and that I should tell my friend about it.
It’s so wrong, but I’ve masturbated 3 times to his video.. and now I really want to fuck him
The door banged on its hinges. Giggles filled the room as Erin dropped her keys on the floor, locking the door behind her, shushing herself. I looked at the time, it’s 2:40 am.
I rolled my eyes, smiled and shook my head.
She was drunk. Well I knew that she and her friends are about to go out partying, being an inside person, I thought she wouldn’t get drunk this much. But she deserves to have fun, she’s been stressed at work lately.
I laid on the bed watching gameplays on YouTube with my phone when she barged in the room, trying to be sneaky, still giggling, hiding in the darkness of the room. I locked my screen and pretended to be asleep and just watch her fumble in our room. Tiptoeing towards our bathroom, she tried her best not to make a sound, but damn those tiptoes sounded like a T-rex chasing the Jeep in Jurassic Park.
I love this girl.
I slowly moved the blanket off me and sneaked to the light switch. I smiled. Gotcha! I flicked the switch.
Earlier this year I threw a small party for my husband’s birthday. The party was great and everyone had a good time. Near the end of the night it was only myself, my friend Lindsey, my husband Lucas and three of his friends, James, Ryan and Brett. We were all hanging out in the living room and Lindsey was getting quite handsy as she was making out with Ryan. As a little pretext to what comes next, I have hooked up with all of the guys that were at the party in some capacity. I have also previously hooked up with Lindsey with my husband.
Before I get to the fun part, a description of everyone involved: James is just over 6 feet tall and quite average looking with brown hair and brown eyes. Ryan is a little taller at 6’2”, is in great shape and is very good looking. He has bright blue eyes and short brown hair. Brett is a little under 6 feet tall with long brown hair and brown eyes. My husband, Lucas is 5’11” with piercing blue eyes, blonde hair and in my very biased opinion is the best looking of them all. My friend, Lindsey, is blonde and about 5’4” with curvy hips and a round ass. She has soft lips, blue eyes and a great smile. I am just under 6 feet tall with brown hair, brown eyes and a nice booty. My boobs are average size at 34C.
Recently I received a message on Reddit from a 19 year old who lived within an hour of me. He was very well written and seemed polite as we messaged back and forth. He brought up that he was still a virgin and asked if I would be interested in being his first. Not normally my thing but I was into it after talking with him for a couple days so I invited him over last weekend. Alex showed up at my door promptly at 7 PM. He was pretty good looking in person; a bit taller than me at around 6 feet tall and quite thin with blue eyes and short brown hair.
I had answered the door wearing only panties so instantly Alex’s eyes were drawn to my exposed breasts. He ogled them as I took his hand and led him to the bedroom I share with my husband. I sat Alex down on the bed, unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down with his boxers and let his already erect cock pop out. I knelt down between his legs and licked up and down his cock while massaging his balls with my hands before I started to shove his cock as far down my throat as it would go. His cock was pretty girthy and about 6” so I had no problem getting my lips to the bottom of his cock as he moaned in pleasure. Only a minute later he warned me that he was going to cum and I responded by bobbing my head up and down even faster as his cock tensed up and unleashed ropes of cum down my throat.
When I was with my ex she would tease me that as a white guy I was attracted to her for all the wrong reasons, that I simply was with her because she was a brown Muslim girl and that I fetishized her culture and skin tone. I claimed I found her attractive because she had eyes that could seduce anyone and she had an hourglass figure to die for. She would enjoy the compliments and I could tell that she would make the accusation that I just had a thing for brown girls (which was absolutely true) whenever she feel like she needed a confidence boost, and wasn’t used to directly asking for what she needed. I obliged since she was gorgeous and I enjoyed making her feel good.
Lingerie was very important to both of our sex lives, and I enjoyed having her doll up for me before being intimate. I secretly enjoyed the wait and seeing her come to me looking like a sex goddess made me want her even more.
While I was in law school I was of course really stressed out, going out of my mind studying for exams. When I am stressed I tend to get really horny which is kind of a problem because it makes it even harder to work. At that time (around 2007) craigslist casual encounters still existed – it was full of prostitutes and dick pics. I was really surprised at how many dick pic posts there actually were, because that shit can’t work, right? *Right?* Unless…
So I posted my first ever dick pic personal ad. It was called something like “8 inches for you,” with a couple of pics of my cock from angles that made it look enormous. Yeah, those were simpler times. Shoulda been there kids.
To my incredible surprise, among the responses from gay men, bots, and prostitutes, there was an actual woman. I was about 23 at the time, and she must have been about 10 years older than me. We chatted on AOL instant messenger for a while (I’m so old lol) and she sent me a bikini pic. She was hot! So at this point I thought maybe she was just a very dedicated scammer, and I proposed that we meet at a bar near my apartment.
This story was about the last time that me and Nica met. This happened aroung 2 months after our 2nd meet.
I received a message from her and asking if we can talk and she was serious about it. I agreed to meet her at Mcdonald’s near my apartment. She was there early, like 10 mins ealier than the said meet up time. We had some coffee and burgers, then she said that she broke up with her BF.
Apparently the guy was cheating on her, while she was doing her best to stay loyal (and it seems fucking was not cheating on her books). She wants to talk to me to vent out her frustrations and her anger with the guy. I was sorry for her and advised her to forget about the guy and focus on what she wants for herself. Nica then blurted that she wants to be fucked and creamed again. I thought she was joking and I laughed hard, but she was as serious as a hawk. I tried to tell her having sex with me is good but wont help her heartbreak. She insisted and wants to do it now.
I’m sure there is always that one teacher in high school that either all of the boys are talking about or that all the girls are talking about.
My school had one of both when I was in my last year. No nothing happened with the female teacher but my god she was beautiful especially in her work attire. I think most girls would’ve turned bi for her. Anyways you’re here to read about the male teacher. We’ll call him Mr. K.
He was in his mid 20s when he joined my high school. So late 20s now I guess maybe just turned 30. I didn’t ask. He is rather tall with a lean but muscular figure. I definitely had a school girl crush on him, and while I’d like to say I tried something, I never did. Too intimidating a prospect to be honest.
Anyways, I was spending the weekend at my cousins and she had some random work emergency come up. It was a nice sunny day so I decided to go by the lakeshore and just spend some alone time. She said she would join once work was done.
This was a long time ago. I was 16 at the time. The coach must have been in his 30’s not really sure. This is legal where I’m from – I was totally willing and the one who initiated it.
I lost my virginity very young. I was 14. It was with my first boyfriend and it was just awful. Worst experience ever. But anyways that was the only dick I had touched in real life.
At that time at had seen plenty. My mom and dad a divorced, so whenever I would visit my dad we would go swimming. He would bring me to the men’s shower and I remember seeing all kinds of penises. I was small at that time, but the memories were sure nice when I started masturbating he he 🙈
My little brother had this annual party at the football club. It was like the end of the season. I was going because I had the biggest crush on my little brothers coach.
I talked a lot about him with my girls. Almost every one of my friends had at least sucked a guy off. One of my friends, can’t remember who it was, suggested that I should try go bing coach a blowjob. We all laughed, but I actually really wanted to give him a blowjob.
“Internet doesn’t count” she said defensively. My wife is from a super strict background, and had caught me with “porn” on my computer. Mind you it was just pictures of Monica Belluci. Thank god she didn’t know how to see hidden folders. I had fired back that I’d seen her chat logs flirting with a guy.
“So looking at a picture on the Internet is cheating, but talking to an actual human isn’t?”
“Internet doesn’t count, I’ll never meet them” she repeated.
“I guarantee you I’ll never meet Monica Belluci, and even if I did, I doubt she’s going to jump my bones” I fired back.
We talked for a few hours and setup ground rules. Flirting on the Internet didn’t count, for either of us, and she finally conceded that porn wasn’t cheating.
So that was it, we had ground rules, and I was going to obey them, to the breaking point.
The next time she was out of town, I posted a Dirty R4R. I offered to be a sexual puppet for a week to a stranger, whatever they wanted I would do it. The post wasn’t up long at all before I was contacted. I let them know about my tastes. I didn’t have the terms for it, but I’ve later been told I’m heteroromantic bisexual/pan, not much doesn’t turn me on.