Alternate title: I met a guy and we literally fucked on a public bench on our first date.
## Thursday: Jul 1
I was very reluctant to get out of bed. This is why I like sleeping with women. [Judith](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ozz7nx/i_spent_a_week_hopping_from_bed_to_bed_after/) was a cuddler and she had her arms curled around me like a vise.
“Morning,” I greeted.
“Godddddd,” she muttered. So much for being a devout Catholic huh.
Judith was kinda like S, my female flatmate. They aren’t morning people, and the only thing that would get them out of bed is the promise of coffee and more sex. I sat on her kitchen counter topless, watching Judith blearily operate a French press. Who knew a zombie could operate a weighing scale with such proficiency.
40 grams of coffee, ground coarsely. 80 grams of water, stir with a spoon and let it bloom for 30 seconds. 400 grams of water, steep for 4 minutes. Serves 2 caffeine-addicted women.