[M] – A weird thing makes me hard.

So, background.

Most of the fresh water on earth contains the types of fungus that cause athlete’s foot and jock itch. You’re exposed to it all the time, and you don’t even realize it. Some people are more susceptible than others to developing symptoms. I occasionally get mild athlete’s foot.

A couple of years back, I started using Tinactin for athlete’s foot. A few weeks later, I developed jock itch from my work, because I do heavy physical labor. So, I figured, just use the same thing, right?

So I go home, spray the Tinactin on my crotchticular area, and almost immediately feel a chemical burn happening. Now, it didn’t actually cause any redness, it was more like a spanish-fly type warm burning sensation.

Then Mr. Happy woke up. Not sure if it was a defense mechanism or what, but the chemical reaction going on in the jungle made him ready for action.

It took just a few seconds to get a good erection from the burn of the Tinactin. And it lasted and lasted. So naturally, I took full advantage of this and fired up Pornhub (pre-current-shitty-reboot-Pornhub, back then).

[FM] My friends don’t know I prefer fucking older men

So for the first time in a long time since the pandemic began, I met up with some of my closest girlfriends. I don’t know if it’s our long separation or being under lockdown made us stupid horny but it was like the dam just broke and stories were told, no holds barred. We compared notes on sexting, banging the downstairs neighbor, desperate ONSs post lockdown, blowjobs in the car; I guess we let our pussies do the thinking after being starved of manly attentions for so long lol

Two friends also spilled the tea about a mutual acquaintance who they say found herself a sugar daddy to fund her lifestyle. Honestly I don’t care what that acquaintance did but they were stalking her on Insta and were commenting how they’d never let at old man put his hands on their bodies, let alone put his cock inside them. The conversation went on quite a bit, everything from how the old guy probably couldn’t keep it up or lasted just 3 mins tops. No mercy whatsoever.

[F]irst ti[M]e getting pegged

I’ve always enjoyed a bit of anal play, and had wanted to get pegged for a while. I connected with a woman online, we met for a drink and then back to my place for some excellent but fairly vanilla sex.

After that night we kept texting, and got into our fantasies. She told me she was into receiving anal and I confessed that so was I – luckily she sounded really into the idea and even owned a strap on already.

Next time we arranged to meet she asked me if she should bring anything? I responded “wine?” and then quickly added “and your strap on…?” To which she responded with a 😈.

On the night she came over to mine, we shared that bottle of wine (a nice red), chatted a little, and then found ourselves making out on the sofa.

I suggested we move it to the bedroom and she said she’d meet me there. I assumed she just wanted to use the washroom, so I thought nothing of it and went to wait.

I was sitting on the edge of the bed when she came in, wearing a lacy black bra and panties, thigh highs, and a harness containing a realistic looking dildo!

She wants to cheat [FM]

Been talking to a girl on whisper for about a week now just friends for a while then she turned it sexual about 2 days ago. She told me her boyfriend is a jock and a youth pastor and that he’s the type of guy to friend me in highschool ( I’m a nerd and was bullied alot) She also told me that I’m bigger and thicker than him and even sent a comparison picture. She said she really wants to see how a “real man” fucks her and said she’ll let me do anal with her. Here’s a short little message she sent me today: “This morning I was reading the bfs Bible study lesson it was about faithfulness and reading through it made me so wet. He talked about me in his lesson and I was thinking to myself: but another man will have me in ways I will never give you” We went as far as to plan a meet up at some point. We both feel bad but hey it’s not cheating if we keep our socks on right?

Got my straight ass fucked by lesbian [MF]

It was saturday night last autumm. I got invited to party trough mutual friend. The party was at one of the girls home . At then all the clubs and bars were completely closed in my country so we had to just stay at home. It got quite boring and we decided to play some drinking games. After that we played never have I ever, where someone asks question and if you have done that thing you have to share it or take a drink. It goes on and one point one of the girls ask never have I ever put something on anus. I use dildos and been pegged few times so I tell that. Few of the girls were kinda shocked about that and one of them got really interested.
She said that no way I can take her biggest dildo in my ass and I replied with “sure I can”. We continued the game and later she came to talk with me. She said that eventough she is a lesbian she would like use it to straight guys ass. We went to her room and she handed me one her dildos. I went to wash it and wash myself aswell. I came back and I see that one girl has joined aswell. She said that she would like to see and I didnt mind that. I got naked and went on all fours, first girl starts to warm up my ass with her fingers. After a while she puts dildo in there and starts fucking me. It was amazing. Something about that was naughty that it felt just more pleasant. After a while she said “go lay on you back” . She finished me off By jerking and same time fucking with dildo.
I havent seen her since and talked only one time after that on snapchat. She said that it was really hot to see guy so vulnerable and as taker.

Short and failed sexual experiment [FM]

For all those that haven’t read my previous experiences I’ll give some brief background information. I got back into modelling and sometimes I also work as sort of a waitress/hostess at a very upmarket private swingers club, occasionally getting hired by some smaller ones out of town. There are a few of us and we always work together. One guy I will call Jay I ended up having sex with because at the spur of the moment I agreed to do a sex show with him at an out-of-town club (read all about it in a previous post). I don’t do sex shows, this is not my job, and was a one off, I just serve drinks, greet guests, etc. When we work together out of town, we sometimes hook up. I am married, and my husband knows that I sometimes work at clubs, but doesn’t know what they are, and doesn’t know what happened with Jay.

The story of how me [F] and my husband [M] became swingers

I don’t know if this is the place for this story but I posted it in a different sub and was overwhelmed with positive comments and was told to share it here :)

I would hardly call myself a typical swinger or hotwife and if you told me 10 years ago, or even 5 years ago, I would be writing this I would think you’re crazy, but I thought I would share our journey into a lifestyle and community that has been one of the best things to happen to our marriage.

I’m a 46 year old mom of three amazing kids. My husband and were high school sweethearts and besides a 2 year break during college have been together ever since. I was brought up thinking monogamy wasn’t just the best way to go about a marriage but the only way to go about things. My husband was my first everything. My first date, kiss, sex, lust, and love. I’m a active member of two PTA classes, I’m a full time mom, part time bus driver (at least it feels that way with all the soccer games and ballet recitals) and a swinger.

[MFF] Wife and I had a nice FWB to get us through the COVID lockdown

Due to the COVID quarantine my wife and I were both working from home and not really seeing any friends or anything. We have a good relationship, but my wife, who’s ever the extrovert, was definitely getting tired of seeing just me every day. The one friend that we brought into the pod ended up becoming a bit more. I don’t really have anyone IRL that knows about this situation, so I felt like sharing it anonymously with you. Skip to the highlighted sex-tion for the spicy details.

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The story I bring you today was our first “date” with our self-described “unicorn” Jamie. This was actually the third three-way between my wife, Kelly and Jamie. The previous time we had gotten together, Jamie suggested that we set a date to get dressed up and have a proper 3-way date. We weren’t planning on doing anything sexy that night, so that we could build the tension in anticipation our date. My wife was still pretty horny though and managed to get Jamie’s clothes off a few times under the guise of having her try on some clothes, which quickly devolved into fondling. We didn’t do too much that night, but that night and the other two times we had fooled around are a separate story. Jamie is a very sex-positive, high sex drive woman with plenty of experience under her belt. Kelly and myself both grew up in an environment that I’m sure many of us do where sexual liberation is shamed, and so we’re still working on coming out of our shells.

I [F] spiced up my secret Santa gift

So this happens a few years back when I was in my first year of university (I was 20) and living in the uni residence. We had a secret santa that everyone had to participate in, my RAs loved doing stuff like this. I pulled one of the guys who was more shy/introverted, he was nice but not the charismatic partying type. More of a nerdy guy.

I had no idea what to get him, but I came up with a idea after a night of drinking and truth or dare. I got a $10 Starbucks gift card and taped a note on the back saying “one blowjob, room x”. Then put stuck the card back on the cardboard card it came with to hide it. I wrapped it in Christmas paper and put it under the tree addressed to him.

Eventually the day came and the RAs delivered the presents, some people opened them together in one of the common rooms. I was a little disappointed the guy (I’ll just call John) didn’t participate.

When I finally fucked my roommate [MF]

We had known each other for a while and had always been open about our sex lives. We were close friends who shared a wall in a two-bedroom apartment, so we’ve easily heard each other cum a few times.

People would always ask how we didn’t fuck and we just kinda shrugged and said it never came across. We would walk around in underwear and it never really affected much. Until one day we started talking about kinks and after that, it kinda clicked.

She had just left a relationship and I was single for a while at this point. We were watching a movie one night just hanging out and she was wearing a sports bra and little shorts. I was wearing just a pair of shorts and nothing else. I’m tall and fit and she’s average height with great curves. For some reason, this movie just got us both a little closer together on the couch than usual. We were bumping knees and feeling body heat. I could smell her hair and would look at her nipples poking out every so often.