The [f]irst time I got drunk on dick

Hi all, my now ex-boyfriend and I posted some stuff about our sex life on Reddit a couple of weeks ago but it turns out it opened one hell of a can of worms and he got extremely jealous so one thing led to another and now I’m single, oi oi.

It turns out posting about my sex life and the comments I received made me hella horny so I thought fuck him I’ll post what I had wanted as it was originally drafted when we were writing together and get off thinking about you all reading it and you never know I could just be that slut on your street you never knew about 🤤💦

Firstly, a bit of background. My (now-ex) boyfriend, Dan (26) and I (Sophie, 25) had been together for a little over two years. He’s a little over average height, but well built with deep brown eyes, a shaven head and a bit of stubble. Oh and a nice ass (not to objectify him 😉). I always think he looks a bit like Jason Statham. I’m slim, blonde and blue eyed. While I don’t have a massive ass, I make up for it in the bust, 32Ds to be precise. Our sex life was pretty incredible if you ask me. Having been a long time lurker on this sub we both decided we’d share a few of our stories.

[MF] birthday sex really is the best

Recently had my birthday and it’s the only time when my wife actually shows desire to make love. Usually, sex for us is sadly a chore to her, a checkbox she has to mark off which sometimes she is happy to postpone at times. Despite any overtures of romanticism or emotional validation, I have unfortunately to embrace that my life is a predominantly sexless one. But on my birthday…it’s the one occasion where she puts in effort to truly be initiate and it’s amazing. For context, we’re both Asian, she’s 5’1, petite, size b breasts especially since having kids. Me 5’9, husky, 6 inch cock, full head of hair.

This year, after crawling into bed, rather then the usual good night and we fall asleep on our respective side of the bed, my wife actually pulled me in for a passionate make out session. She reaches down and grabs my cock and begins jerking me off. By then, we have stripped down fully and she moves down to give me a blowjob. I get harder and harder in her mouth and at this point I also turned on that I want to eat shit out of her pussy. Unfortunately after appealing to her to do so, she maintains her ongoing position that she doesn’t want me eating her out – no matter how much I want to. I have accepted she is self conscious of her hygiene no matter how much I tell her How hot and delicious her pussy is.

[F] First time cheating on my boyfriend abroad.

Background: I’m 28 now – was 26 in the story, I’m skinny/brunette fairly reserved and innocent &shy if you met me. I didn’t really explore sexually at all until I was about 23 when I moved to a city and started drinking, partying and meeting new guys. I had a couple ONS and one long term fwb before I met my current fiancé who is wonderful. He is perfect in almost every way except I think our libidos are very different. He’s fine with one day a week where there are times where I’m wanting it twice a day. After a couple years of this being sort of an issue he brought up sharing me as a solution. It shocked me at first and I never considered cheating and dismissed it almost entirely until a night on a work trip.

For my job, I used to travel all over the world before covid. Usually it would be 1 or 2 weeks abroad every month. During these times I be alone in a hotel room and eating alone every night and would get insanely lonely. The glamor of work travel is completely overstated. Usually it’s tons of flying and then sitting in meeting after meeting all day and then tons of flying back home – you don’t get to see much outside of a hotel room or a conference room.

[MFF] Brought the waitress home from the reception

Two weekends ago, after photographing a reception in the late afternoon for a couple that got married last year. While packing up, one of the waitresses [23F] approached me [27M], and started talking about some general photography stuff until I was ready to go, which was when she asked if we could talk somewhere away from the rest of her coworkers. Fast forward a little, and we’re both in my car when she finally looks at me and asks if I do any erotic photography. Then begins confessing that her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she was feeling self conscious and one of her friends mentioned getting professional nudes taken. Usually at first I’m hesitant to bring up that side of my work, without having talked to a potential client for more than ten minutes, but I answered her honestly, then suggested we could talk more about it back at my place. Obviously she was hesitant about the request, but having seen me work around her the whole day, she was willing to take the risk, and after confirming with her she had both shots and playfully asking that I wasn’t going to kidnap her, we set off.

I[F] Finally agreed to my boyfriends[M] Fantasy

I hope this is an ok story to post here. I’m not a pro writer but enjoy trying so any constructive criticism is welcome.

So for starters this happen a few years back with my ex. We had been together for roughly 2 years at this point. We got on well and the sex was always good, not great but I wasn’t the most adventurous so it was good.

Firstly a little about us. I was a bit more skinny back then. Always been the athletic type with longish dirty blonde hair. My bf was also pretty skinny and we both leaned towards the submissive side.

So anyway we were at home one day and I could always tell when he was upset or had something he wanted to talk about. He would get quiet and kind of dismissive of everything. Like he was upset. This day was no different. We sat eating dinner and he was completely withdrawn. Hardly talking at all. I asked what was wrong and he of course said nothing so I left it. About 5 minutes later he blurted out. “I want to ask you something but I’m scared you will get mad” I of course assured him I wouldn’t get mad even though I didn’t know what it was. Unfortunately and regrettably I did get mad.

Sleeping with the security guard [FM]

So I (F) was 19, discovering my sluttiness, and was still kind of getting used to putting myself out there.

I’d been flirting with the security guard at my job for months. He would always come talk to me when things were slow, he made me laugh a lot. I was also just discovering how much I enjoyed casual sex. After a few months I figure… Fuck it. He doesn’t want anything serious, neither do I.

So I tell him I’d like to be walked to my car after work, pretty standard. But when he gets there I ask if he’s free after his shift ends in a bit. He says yes, so I ask if he minds if I go to his place (we occasionally hung out there but I wasn’t usually on my own). He gives me his keys and I kiss his cheek, mostly to gauge how receptive he is.

He grins and says “you missed” and then kisses me hard, pushing me up against my car before turning and walking away.

I [F] made myself squirt for the first time [masturbation]

These posts are re-uploads of ones I deleted a while ago. In reality, more time passed between the last posts!

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Last night when I went to bed I just couldn’t sleep at all, I felt really tired but I kept being awakened more and more by how horny I was getting. I had spent a lot of the day being lazy in bed, looking at some of my favourite NSFW reddit users profiles and teasing myself or masturbating. But now at night, I found myself desperate to touch myself again.

Despite the fact that the housemate who sleeps in the room next to me was here last night, I decided I had to try to make myself squirt again (normally I wait until everyone is out). I couldn’t be bothered to set up on the floor this time (as I explained how I normally do in a previous post) as I was too cozy in bed.

I fucked my first Catalan guy (and rewarded him for stopping a robber) [FM]

This happened around 2014, after I moved to Barcelona. I had been living there for about 6 months, completely focused on my post-graduate studies, so I hadn’t had time to actually go out until one day, the whole class decided to go out to a club that was not full of ‘guiris’, that is, not full of tourists, according to our Catalan classmates. I became really good friends with an Ecuadorian girl; we used to talk about everything, study together and go out for walks around the beach or around town.

Before I settled down [M]

So quite a while back before I was married there used to be sites like cl and bp. I had a job where I traveled and was in a hotel 2 to 4 nights a week. I would travel with some fun dom gear and when id arrive in town id post a photo of my gear (spandex hood with only a mouth hole, metal plug, zip cuffs, and a crop) with the subject reading “Who wants to play?” On different sites. Most of the time id either get fakes, or flakes, or bots but sometimes id get real willing subs. We would DM and id find out what they desired (training, edging, forced, laptime etc).
Id invite then to my room with the instructions to pick the hood up upon arrival, go into the bathroom, disrobe, and come out in nothing but the hood on. I would lead them to the bed and instruct them to get on all 4’s on the bed. From there the plug was inserted, there hands bound, and then their limites would be pushed as far as they were able. Oh the lovely noises, tastes and smells that we would make. Once they were used, absused and raw I would lead them back to the bathroom, un-ziptie them and tell them to leave the hood and the plug on the counter and show themselves out. Today im married, domesticated and a regular joe schmo you wouldn’t think much of in passing. Every once again something will jolt me to take a walk down memory lane though. It leads to a very devilish grin on my unassumimg face.

[F] I was dared to model some lingerie for a customer while working at a small adult store

A couple of years ago I was working part-time at a smallish adult store that mostly sold lingerie and some sex related products (i.e. toys and light bondage stuff). Usually it was pretty slow so my coworker and I would like to spend time chatting with our customers and helping them comfortably find what they were looking for. Occasionally this lead to us joking around or teasing them, sometimes we’d dare eachother to do things as well.

My coworker and I (both early/mid 20s) had talked a bit about modeling the lingerie for a customer as a date. Getting to it there as an evening near closing when a mid 30s guy came in to the shop and was looking for something to gift his partner as part of a larger anniversary surprise. I was talking to him trying to determine what he was looking for when I see my coworker at the counter holding up a note pad with “dare you to try modeling for him” or something like that written on it. Trying not to react I asked another question as I see my coworker starting to close up.