Stories from the swinger’s club: Spitroasting a stranger [MFM]

It was the end of the night at the swinger’s club. My wife and I had gone our separate ways for much of the evening. Now with both of us satisfied from playing earlier in the night, we decided to venture upstairs and see what was happening in the play rooms.

Now, when you frequent a swinger’s club like we do, you see a lot of sex happening in front of you. You see people of all types found at it in all kinds of configurations, from couples to threesomes, groups and orgies, everything you can think of. You see all kinds of people, of different shapes and sizes and ages. But what I saw when we went up in this night was enough to make me stop and watch a little longer.

Right away I turned to my wife and whispered “she’s hot”. Petite, dark hair worn up like Amy Winehouse, a gorgeous face etched in pleasure as she fucked her lucky partner in front of the whole room. Lots of people prefer to keep their sexy lingerie on when they play in open rooms, but this girl oozed confidence, riding him totally naked to show off her incredible tattooed body.

I convinced my religious roommate to lose her virginity [FM]

For the sake of the greater good these last few months, I have decided to set aside my burning slutty desires and embrace the quarantine life. Despite that, I still managed to do something noteworthy: I helped convince my Christian roommate to lose her virginity.

Some of you may know from messaging me that I have two roommates, one of whom is fairly religious. About a month and a half ago she approached me and asked, sheepishly, if we could talk about sex. Though she has never judged me for my escapades, I guess I have a reputation as the slutty roommate, so I was apparently the natural choice for this discussion (and I would prefer to talk to a master and not an amateur in her position, too 😉).

She’s been dating the same guy for two years, and, though I kind of assumed, she confided in me that they had never slept together. She was still a virgin. She told me that he—though equally religious—had a sexual relationship with his previous girlfriend (but that was his only partner, he claims). That seemed to upset her a little; he constantly reassured her that he was completely fine not having sex, but I think she was upset at the disparity of their experiences. We talked about what she and him had done up to that point—mainly her giving him oral and him occasionally reciprocating (eyeroll)—and what she wanted to do. I, of course, suggested that they fuck, if she was ready.

One of my[F] kinkiest fantasies is having a FFM threesome and scissoring while I suck his cock

(This post wasn’t super revised so sorry for mistakes in tenses and spelling, I’m lazy and horny.)

One of my biggest fantasies is having a FFM threesome. It could be with anyone, but most likely an already established couple who wants to bring me in as the third.

It would start of focusing more on me and the other woman. The two of us already naked as we start to kiss and touch each others body. Our nipples would rub up against each other and we would grab at them. She’d start to flick and pinch my nipples, even sucking on them as I played with her tits. With her mouth still on my nipple, she’d slip a finger into my pussy. I’m already dripping wet so it slides in easily.

She’d start to finger fuck me, going hard and fast. She’d then push me onto the bed and put her mouth on pussy and start to lick me all over. When she gets to my clit, she starts to suck on it and I feel vibrations. She’s moaning because the man, who had been watching us the entire time, is now licking her pussy. We stay like this for a while, I’m playing with my pussy as she finger fucks me, her mouth open over my pussy as she moans, the man tongue fucking her from behind.

[FM] I got stood up, went to an old date for comfort, and ended up getting bent over his living room couch instead.

Saturday night I had a nice pleasant date set up for some dinner. To be honest, I was really looking forward to it, just because he has been so kind and funny for the past week. It also didn’t help that we were sexting almost constantly. By Saturday morning, I was fully prepared to get absolutely used.

I went to the bar early (usually I’m fashionably late, but not this time!) and sat down and ordered myself a White Claw to start. After 15 minutes past our agreed meet time, he wasn’t answering my messages and he also unmatched me on Tinder. Fuck. It was like I got punched in the chest. At 20 minutes after, I decided to send a mass text to guys to see if anyone was free for me to talk to.

Joe was free.

For those who don’t know, Joe was someone I was seeing a few weeks ago. But after some time, we just sort of drifted apart, mostly because I think he was too busy. He was honestly the one person I was looking forward to talking to. So after a few texts explaining the situation, I was on the road to his place.

[FF] My Lesbian Friend Made Me Cum

Literally in seconds. I had been in a threesome with another girl before but this was nothing like that. My friend Kristen was at my apartment and we were just smoking and hanging out and we started talking about sex and my fwb. He is probably the best fuck of my life, but Kristen basically said he wasn’t shit.

This went back and forth for a bit until she offered to put her money where my her mouth was. Or more so, put my pussy where her mouth was. When she started licking me my hand instinctively went to my clit but she slapped it away and told me “not to fucking move”. She had me shaking in orgasm soon after. She might be my new favorite!

[MF] My Tinder Hook Up

Pretty long backstory so bear with me as this is my first time writing something like this.

So I’ve been on tinder for quite some time and I’ve had my fair share of wild and exciting matches here and there but this one match just sticks out the most as it was probably the most exxxciting and quickest hook up for me.

It was a fairly normal afternoon of swiping through all the eye candy around the area when this one profile caught my eye. It was an instant right swipe for me, her pics were pretty discreet but you can just tell that she was a looker even though her profile didn’t say much. As luck would have it, a match notification buzzed my phone just a few minutes later and I kept my cool by just keeping a light convo.

I fucked the thick chick from the supermarket [FM]

[I haven’t shared stories before but this one happened recently and I can’t get over it so I thought, having read stories here for a while, fuck it! I’d give sharing a shot. Here’s my 2nd attempt since I fucked up the tags on the first try!]

This story begins in a large UK supermarket (as do all great romances) one morning around 8am. One downside of being over 25 is you either start caring about your health more or, eventually, you get some pain-in-the-ass injury that MAKES you start caring about your health more. I wish I could say waking up early to go buy lots of fruits and vegetables felt better than sleeping in and eating garbage all day, but when this story happened I was coming off an injury that meant dietary changes and going for lots of walks (but which prevented running) and you gotta do what you gotta do. Normally I would have at least had some company in the form of my flatmate (a natural early riser), but he was away visiting his gf; this turned out to be very opportune for the sake of both this story and my dick.

[FFM] 3some with my Bi school friend and her lesbian Gf! True story part 2!

Jen slumped over me after her pounding from Sarah’s strap on and a mouth full of my cum but Sarah wasn’t about to miss out on the cum action and kissed Jens cum covered lips. Jen and I both stripped off the rest of our clothes releasing her huge melons fully for the first time. They really were a sight to behold as me and Sarah took a large hard nipple each and started to suck and fondle them roughly.

Sarah then grabbed Jen by the hair and forcibly pushed her pussy onto her face, a little tight looking slit, very neat with no hair. Sarah was rough with Jen, using her face as a toy to slide her pussy up n down on, as I continued sucking Jens tits, then down to her pussy which looked wet and raw as I licked, teased and sucked it then easily slid in 3, 4 then 5 fingers and fisted her to another leg shaking, squirting orgasm as Sarah had her first on Jens face, gripping her hair as she arched her back and let out a satisfied moan.

SUCCESS Blindfolded blowjob from a redditor [MF]

About 2 weeks ago, I got a chat notification from a reddit lady who had seen a comment of mine somewhere, gone through my profile and wanted to tell me now nice my dick looked.

About me, I’m 5’8.5 with a fit gym body, black, black hair, weigh about 90kg.
She’s a few inches shorter, white, slim petite, with nice curves and perky breasts.

She was also impressed with my CNC experiences and wanted to discuss more. We moved our chat to Telegram (where she verfied herself by sending pics/vid that I requested) to discuss her fantasies. Turns out she’s about an hour’s drive from me. She’s quite eager to unleash her inner slut and wants to experience her first black cock, and also try CNC soon.

Due to schedule/location/job restrictions, we decided to have a quick blowjob hookup after a few days of chatting.

We agreed on the following:

Twists n Turns… [MF]

My long-time FWB accidentally sent me a nude of another girl when he was out and sexting me drunk ~ his response was ‘woops’ *(highkey mine were better so I wasn’t pissed),* but regardless I didn’t respond to make him thiiiiinkk about his shitty non-apology.

Fast forward the next day, I received another text from him wishing me luck for my football game I had later that day, telling me to score some goals etc. etc bs, I ignore it. Then after the game, I’m at the bar with my teammates and I tell them what happened. They convince me to send him a dick pic back replying ‘woops’ *(petty but I wanted to make him jealous, he deserved it).*

This FWB though has a massive dick so I needed to find something bigger. One girl was like “f*ck yes I have the perfect one”, so digs up this dick pic from yeaaars ago and sends it to me. I send it to him…. wait…..and then heard my phone ding.

FWB: “I didn’t mean to be condescending saying have a good football game, I meant go score some goals in a good way not satirically”….LITERALLY thinking that I’m pissed about his ‘goodluck’ text, completely ignoring the f*cking dick pic I just sent him lmao.