Category: gonewildstories

[FM] Started pubes shaving business. Redditor is my first customer.

I went on my local subreddit and posted an ad for a made up pubes grooming business that I’d just started. To a drunk me that seemed like the funniest prank ever. It amused me so much I went to bed in a fit of hysterics.

Next morning I woke up to 2 reddit notifications. One saying I was banned from the subreddit and another for a chat request from a “Auld_edjit32” (username changed)

Turns out he had taken my ad seriously and was so glad he’d neglected his nether regions for a while after a nasty brake-up. Now he gets to hire my services!

Now I was super nervous. I’d never shaved a testicle before. What if I accidentally cut him! That reminded me I didn’t even have a razor. I borrowed one of my next door neighbour, a sweet old octogenarian who asked for it to be returned without being rinsed off.

I clicked on AEs profile half expecting it to be blank but to my surprise he’d used his real porn account. There was a verification video of him writing his username on his cock, a photo of his passport and loads of sexy ASMR videos. I messaged him my address asking him to drop by that afternoon before proceeding to rub one out with his ‘protacol scraping asmr’ playing in the background. Read more »

[m] 26 [f] 24 giving risky head

So this weekend my girlfriend and I wanted to get a little sluty. We hoped on grinder and where looking around for some fun. We found a guy that was down to come help us out but he was at work. He said he could get away for 30 mins on his brake and she had the idea to give home some head! It was our first time doing this and decided the parking lot out side of the hospital he was working at would do just fine. So 1:30 am rolled around and we pulled in to the parking lot and found a nice dark stall. He hops in the back seat of my car and we both join him. After some awkward chit chat we got right down to business. I started by pulling down his scrubs and sucking him off. She was soon eager and wanted a turn. This went on for 15 minutes or so myself and my girlfriend taking turns blowing him. While I was sucking him off they would make out and he would finger her under her little black dress with no panties on. After about 20 minutes he said he was going to cum and I kept going. He blew his load down my throat and went on his way back to work. We had to wait for the car windows to unfog and went back home to have some amazingly hot sex. We plan to see him again hopefully with more time and space. Thanks for reading and before this gets blown up with people saying it’s fake I can assure you it’s not!

Birthday gift from the wife [MFF] – Part 3

Edited to add Larry Update

Everyone seems interested in more of our stories and I think you will really like this one. Its a good bookend to birthday gift fiasco stories. The background is a lot shorter this time, so I am not marking the start of sexy times.

So as I alluded to in the previous story, things did not just go back to normal. There was a lot of crying and fucking and we enlisted the help of a couples therapist who specialized in infidelity and sexual issues, and my wife saw a private therapist for a little while too. After the first month, I was not longer worried that each day was going to be the day she decided she couldn’t trust me and that we would have to divorce and by the end of three months we were back to “normal”. Most of our early sessions where about trust, communication, and clear boundaries and our therapist was awesome. Read more »

My [M] New Squeeze and other [F] stuff update

I related some what to me are strange situations, about how white haired women showed up bearing food and with what to me were clear intentions of maybe, just maybe.. catching me?

I ain’t broke and I have a few toys around that make that show, which is probably how these older single females find themselves interested in and old fart like me in the first place.

Looked like that to me, anyways, and I admit to be guilty in that I took advantage of the situation. Still, I did have things more or less under control. (Sometimes more “less” than not, but oh well.) A few tears, a bit of pouting when I mentioned the relationship was not really going anywhere, but no dishes thrown (yet) like happened once back when I was in my 20’s. I will never forget that one, she was rather athletic, and was yelling at me about “giving me her ass!” while pegging cups, saucers, and plated plus other stuff my way.

I let them down kinder and gentler now…. Read more »

[FM] I Love College Football: Celebrating the W [F30] By Fucking A Random Fan For The Other Team While Hubby Watched

This is long—so sorry! But if you read the whole thing, props to you. Or you can just scan through it for the sexy parts. TL;DR is literally the title.

It’s been about two weeks since my Husband Rob and I agreed to open up our marriage. We have already had one successful hookup with a guy, and there are plenty of opportunities on dating apps, but not everyone meets our criteria as we have established some “rules.”

Rob and I are big college football fans—love going to the games. He surprised me last week with tickets to the season opener of our team in Vegas for Labor Day weekend. We were both excited.

“So do you think you may want to find a hookup in Vegas this weekend?” Rob opened the conversation.

“I’ve considered it. I get a tingle thinking about picking up a stranger and having him fuck me hard while you watch.” I said. “What do you think about that?”

“Sounds naughty but doable, as long as we’re careful.” Rob replied.

We kept talking and decided what I would wear each night we were there down to the tiniest g-string. Rob had a very excited look on his face and said, “are you as horny as I am right now?” Read more »

Teenage me sucked a dad’s dick on a plane and swallowed his cum [FM]

Every Christmas break while I was at uni, I flew back to Dubai to see my family. One year, my flight back to the UK where I went to uni was on Christmas Eve. As usual, I arrived at the airport with loads of time to spare. Nothing’s worse than rushing around last minute. Also, more time to drink lol. Ngl, I was pretty much a fully-fledged alcoholic during uni, but I guess most students are. I was halfway through my first cocktail at the bar texting a friend, when someone sat near me. He was an older white guy dressed like he was on his way to work, except he had sunglasses on, and I remember thinking “what a douche”. He ordered a drink, took off his sunglasses, then commented that I must be intelligent, because I attend the same university as his daughter. I was wearing my university hoodie which is how he knew. Read more »

The guy [M] looked at me [F] during the flight and jerked off

There is a lot of sex in my life, but sometimes that it is not just regular sex but some kind of fetish and soon I will make a list of everything that happened to me. You will be shocked and surprised. Today I want to tell you about a passenger with whom we have already had sex before. It was great btw.

He texts to me in advance and I told him what flight I would fly on. He wanted to jerk off in the cabin of the plane and wants me to watch it.

My colleague and I were standing at the entrance and met the passengers. When I saw him, I remembered our sex and felt my pussy squeeze remembering his hot and big cock inside of me. He smiled at me and took his seat at the end of economy class. Before departure, we count the number of passengers and check with the list, this is very important.

When I reached the place where he was sitting, he touched my knee with his hand and asked me to bring him a blanket. Soon the plane took off and we served passengers according to the standard plan, delivered food and drinks. I was standing in the aisle and looked straight into his eyes and he was imperceptibly jerking off his penis under the blanket. Read more »

I hooked up with an OnlyFans girl who was pivoting to “alternative revenue streams” 😳 [MF]

There I was, sitting in the corner chair of the hotel room, as the woman I met less than an hour earlier stood between my knees.

I already had some hints that things might get a little unconventional in here; but not being one to turn down an adventure, I had decided to roll with whatever happened.

She slowly kneeled, never breaking eye contact. Her tongue traced her parted lips, and her hands came to rest on my knees. Ever so slightly she stretched out her fingertips, and her red nails began to slide up my thighs, nudging my legs apart. After the longest 10 seconds of my life, she finally reached my belt and unclasped it. With that, she took a deep breath, cleared her throat, and the expression on her face shifted to an almost professional demeanor. Then two of her fingers gripped my zipper, as she spoke in a warm, smoky radio voice:

“Two million employers have used ZipRecruiter for their hiring needs,” she practically moaned the words as she straddled my lap and leaned into my ear, her hand still working my fly. Read more »

[MF] [Kink] [Long] I Face Fucked A Redditor While Traveling

This story is a few months old so the details are slightly hazy but linger in my mind as one of the sexiest, kinkiest things I’ve ever done.

For context, I was 29 years old when this occurred. I am relatively tall at 6’2 and while athletic not quite ripped. What can I say, I like beer and pizza. I am blonde with very short hair and while most of the time I am clean shaven, when this happened I was sporting “just the right amount” of stubble.

I was traveling at the time through a city in Texas and had a modern, city-view hotel to myself. As one sees is common on reddit I posted looking for a companion for one of the free nights I had. Maybe it’s too much porn or maybe just the right amount, I don’t know, but I wanted to do something different. I had hooked up off of reddit before and had what most would consider kinky sexy several times. But for whatever reason the thought of “face fucking” and absolutely dominating my partner would not leave my head. Perhaps, I was just in a destructive, sadistic mood, but I absolutely wanted to destroy someone, to put it bluntly. Read more »

[MF] Caught getting road head

I’ve been a long time lurker and I’ve decided it’s time to give back. I’ll share the occasional story about my limited sexual experiences

In college I had a gf she was blonde with blue eyes average build, she had b-c cups depending on the bra, perky small nips and trimmed her pubic hair. We’ll call her Jenny for the sake of anonymity.

Jenny was from a town closer to school than I was and I had a car while she did not. One weekend her family had an event and I offered to drive her home and spend the weekend with her and her family. We’d gone to spend a weekend there once before so wasn’t that big of a deal. Jenny was really grateful that I’d do this for her and kept telling me how lucky she was to have a nice bf.

As we were driving along the highway I began to get hard, I can’t remember what triggered the boner but when I was that age it wouldn’t have taken much. I readjusted my cock to make it fit better in my jeans and Jenny noticed it and with a mischievous smile said “take it out”. I looked over at her and she was tying her long blonde hair up into a pony tail. Read more »