Story of how I [M] was blessed by the gods

First post ever on this subreddit; I [M] hope y’all enjoy my favorite memory.

3 years ago, when I was 20, during the virgin days, I was super horny and wanted to fuck. Only thing on my mind was cumming and eating pussy.

I matched with this gorgeous Mexican girl. She had that type of face that when you look at, all you see is innocence and just smile. Her figure was great, hourglass figure but some meat on on the bones. I start messaging her and it’s that typical texts like what you do etc. We decided to exchange numbers as bumble didn’t notify me when I got a message.

I was annoyed cause I didn’t want to be that guy that just goes to sex talk but I am very impatient and wasn’t enjoying the whole small talk first vibe. I had enough; I message her, “you wanna hook up? Sorry, just want to be honest, I don’t want to waste anyone’s time”, while she is answering some typical question of mine.

[F]ucked my good friend [M/24] and now I think I’m pregnant [F/23]

About two months ago, I ended up sleeping with a good friend of mine. For context, he just got out of a 4-year relationship and I just ended things with someone at that time, so we were both pretty heartbroken. He picked me up so we could talk, and we ended up making out. One thing led to another and we had sex. Multiple times that night. One time inside his coupe, and the rest on his bed.

He is GORGEOUS. Like, Greek God gorgeous. Half Asian, half European gorgeous. He’s more than one foot taller than me so the height difference made it even better, and he was actually able to pick me up and fuck me against the damn wall. He also had a monster cock that just felt so amazing in all ways. He was the best fuck I’ve had in years, and the best part of everything is that we both shared a breeding kink.

Well shortly after that, I met someone that I now am dating exclusively. I still hang out with Greek God platonically sometimes since we’re really good friends and we’re in the same social circle. He also knows that I’m dating someone now. Here’s the scary part though: I think he may have knocked me up back when we had sex.

My first one night stand on Tinder was a fun one [MF] (long)

So I met this girl on tinder and we had been talking for a couple hours before deciding we had enough trust and horniness to move to snapchat. Very quickly we sere sending eachother pics and videos of our bodies and she was really not holding back. Showing me videos of her masturbating with a dildo with such passion, I could tell this girl was gonna be fun. After we had both cum through sexting / snapchatting eachother we spoke about a real date and arranged to meet at a bar next Saturday.

So Saturday comes around and we meet, have a welcome hug and head into the bar. We have a couple drinks and I realise she’s crazy. Now, we have all heard the phrase ‘don’t stick your dick in crazy’ but in my mind I had already put in the ground work, and hadn’t slept with anyone in a couple of months, so I followed my dick and asked her back to my apartment.

On the short walk to my apartment we decide that what we’re going to do is roll up some joints, get in my bed and watch some Brooklyn 99 until the horniness/tension takes over.

[FFM] Fucked a wife with a strap-on while her husband watched, tied up

I met them through a friend. They called themselves swingers, though the husband was more interested in getting cucked, so I’m not sure if that definition still stands. But I was more than happy to fulfill his fantasy. It was my pleasure, really. His wife was gorgeous. She’d done modeling in the past. Absolutely beautiful.

So I meet them at a hotel. The guy’s fantasy is to be tied up nude. Unable to get off at all. So we tie him to a chair, his dick out, already rising. He was pretty big, which was kinda surprising to me. The wife kissed him, kissed his prick. That was the last time for about the next hour that she’d touch him.

We got on the bed in front of him, started kissing, stripping. We had a dress code of black lingerie. God she was stunning. Fit, very nice plump ass, great tits. I was all over them. I remember her giggles and laughs as I kissed all over her body.

The time I [M] fucked someone else’s fiance in Madrid [MF]

This happened a few years when I went to visit Madrid with a friend(who went to uni there). On the first night we went to a street party with some old friends of his. One of my favourite things about European cities in the summer is wandering around different squares drinking a few beers or wines and enjoying being outside. Plus being with locals means they just pull you with them and you can just relax and enjoy yourself.

A friend of a friend of his, ill call her A, caught my eye, this gorgeous Italian girl about 5’6 curly Black hair and a round ass and maybe 32c tits. She was gorgeous but they way she moved, spoke to me, and I spent the evening flirting with her but I found out that she was engaged and thought nothing more of it.

Anyway about halfway through the evening her friends left and she said she wasn’t ready to sleep so I suggested she stay with me and my friend, and she agreed although getting a weird look from the friend she was staying with.

[M]y birthday gi[f]t

Last Friday was my birthday. My girlfriend Neef (my nickname for her) is an ex-sprinter. She’s tiny (5’2”), tight (120), curvy and muscular – with glorious chocolate skin and a perfect ass. We’ve been together for some time now. A few weeks ago, she told me she had placed a Victoria’s Secret order specially for my birthday, which of course got my mind curious. I booked us a corner room in the Industrialist (here in Pittsburgh) and packed a few toys. We checked in around 5, got a drink, did the ghost walk tour for fun, and walked to Ruth’s Chris for great steaks, sides and drinks. We always draw disapproving glances (50s white guy, shaved head – 30s black girl long braids) from the chubby wives who we know are asking their jealous husbands what our deal must be (we know they think she’s a professional, but she has her Masters in Computer Science from Carnegie Mellon).

After dinner, we walk the short block back to our hotel, and she presses up against me in the elevator. “Will you shower first?” “Of course”, i reply.

[F]I want someone to grope me in public

I wanna arrange something where I meet up with someone who gropes me on the bus or train, preferably at night. I’ll wear something skimpy and recognizable, I wanna pretend that I’m on my way home, and a gross stranger sits next to me and starts touching me in my sleep. He touches my thighs and caresses in between my legs, groping my tits and then sticking his fingers in my pussy. Then he takes me home and drugs me and ties me up and fucks my brains out while I’m all drugged up and tied up and I want my pussy licked too.

[M]y obsessions over my Chinese friend’s mom

Things happened last year, where firstly I slowly turn the attention on his mom. I got so sexually obsessed over her and I actually secretly took some videos of her, not sexual videos but just her passing by in front of me while I’m sitting in the dining room, like the view of her thighs and ass and legs were so thicc and hot, for me at least. For few months I’ve been taking some videos of her repeatedly walking pass or around, with different clothes each times

Then that one time, I actually went on to sniff one of her used pant from probably the night before, I could smell the pussy smell I’d say? It was so weird but I got so sexual up. And I put it back. And the next day I took another used pant again and brought to toilet and rub it on my dick, and I cum on it. After that I got all paranoid and I washed it and put it back.

That was my experienced of it. Nothing much but it is what it is.

My best friend and I regularly fantasize about his wife [MFF]

So I should start by saying I dated my best friend for literally half a second in college. We are not compatible on any level like that, but we genuinely just adore each other. It’s been 12 years since then and we sincerely have always gotten along really well.

*He would say the same thing btw. It’s not a forbidden romance. We really are just best friends.*

*Also, this story is going to sound sus AF, but I promise it’s not. I was a bridesmaid in their wedding, damn it. *

So, about 7 years ago, my best friend introduces me to the woman who would eventually become his wife and we immediately hit it off. After I met her I was seriously like, “Bro, let me know if you don’t want to marry her because I will.” He did because he’s not an idiot. Fuck.

So I make it a point not to describe women in detail on here because my stories are actually true, but she is really, really cute. She has pin-up girl energy.

*Fuck. She also has tattoos someone just needs to fucking lick…*

I [M] met my match in a small town high school girl [F18]

This story takes place a number of years ago when I was an absolute sucker for corrupting anyone that society perceived as being “perfect.” In this particular case, I could not have been more wrong.

Ella was doing her victory lap, and had just turned 18. She was petite, but endowed with not only perfectly round tits, but an ass that never failed to turn heads. The kicker for me was her red hair. In my experience, red hair has always been an indicator for a total freak. And me, being a hopeless romantic, needed to find out.

Now Ella enjoyed giving off a prim and proper demeanour. She came from a good family, and her Instagram was the classic “good girl,” light and airy bullshit. We live in a small town, and since I had just moved there, tinder seemed like a safe option.

We matched on day one, and I got to work. We went through the usual motions, light flirting, etc. The flood gates finally opened one night when we finally made the move Snapchat.