My girlfriend has been working out of state for four months and visits have been hard to schedule because of my job (thank the gods for Christmas and New Year’s), sexual frustration is running high and I’m in a cycle of reliving all my favorite memories. Trying to write down whichever one is bothering me on any given day to help me concentrate on things like work… and driving.
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It was my friend’s birthday party and she was doing dramatic readings of the horny messages she got on PlentyOfFish and OKCupid for the room. (Highlight: six paragraphs singing the praises of her beauty that ended with “I’d put a baby in your belly if you let me.”)
I leaned against the frame of a cased opening and Sarah was in front of me, leaning back into my chest. At one one message describing the promised volume of the author’s ejaculate Sarah started cracking up, turned into me and bit my left trap – hard. Like maybe leave a bruise if I wasn’t wearing a shirt hard.
“What the fuck.” She looked up and arched her eyebrow at me.