[MF] The time I was straight forward to a girl with a boyfriend

This happened back in summer 2019, probably the best streak of my life getting laid. I was heading home from one of those friday happy hours that don’t end till past 10. Getting back to my house I realized I wasn’t ready to go to bed I texted a few people to see who was out.

Clearly in search of a wingman my roommate responds he was up at the local college bar down the street with Mel and a her friend and I should swing by. Mel was the current hookup for my roommate who recently ended a dud of a 4 year relationship, so he was out there making moves. She was about 24 a pretty girl about 5’2″ with a great smile, figure and matching personality, following that logic the friend has to be at least fuckable.

Making the obvious decision I freshen up and walk down to the bar to be the best wing man I can be. I find them finally after squeezing through the crowd, I remembering why I never go here. I greet my roommate and Mel, who in turn kindly introduces me to her friend we’ll call her Trish. She had an innocent look like a preschool teacher 5’7″ shoulder length brown hair and a runners body, and a friendly smile, I was immediately interested.

[MF] Adventures and Escapades with Canada Gal – Part 1

Been lurking here for a long time and enjoying reading many of the stories that have been posted. Thought I’d add one of my own now. I’ll most likely end up posting in a couple of parts. Hope it’s not a difficult read, but please bear with me as I’m not at all a professional writer in any sense of the imagination and English was one of my least favorite subjects in school.

This originally happened several years ago and left a very memorable impact on me. I was living in the U.S. at the time and often visited British Columbia, Canada as it wasn’t such a long drive for me. On this occasion I was in Vancouver for a short weekend visit and on Sunday, just before planning to leave I made what I had intended to be a quick stop at Granville Island, a popular place for tourists and locals alike.

Wasn’t paying attention where I was going and literally walked into this rather cute and somewhat exotic gal out shopping. I later discovered she had pretty significant mix of ethnicities – Spanish, Indian, Vietnamese, French and Philippines, among others. Her long straight hair was pulled into a ponytail out the back of her baseball cap. Something that, to this day, has always been an attraction for me. Anyway, I apologized profusely for bumping into her and we exchanged introductions and pleasantries.

My Dads friend daughter was amazing[MF]

My dad and his friend have been buddies for like ten years and his friend has a daughter named Evelyn, she is 18 and I am 20. My dad and his friend are in their late 40s. My dad loves playing soccer and volleyball so he always plays with his friend and others. Every now and then I would see Evelyn and we would talk about random things. We never hung out but we would talk when we see each other, which wasn’t that often.

Anyways yesterday his friend invited my dad to a party. We got there and we were greeted by his friend. I saw Evelyn and she gave me hug, to be honest it surprised me since we never hung out like that and we were just acquaintances. She offered me some soda and we talked. We danced and talked and talked, and everyone else was getting wasted including my dad and his friend. I didn’t drink because Evelyn wasn’t drinking either, she said her dad doesn’t want her to do that.

It was about 3am and Evelyn invited me to her room since most of the people left and the remanding were just drinking and laughing.

28 [MF] Cougar fondled my ass at work in front of everyone and then had her way with me later that evening

So a woman about 10-15 years older than me had her way with me at work Thanksgiving 2012. And I loved it!

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There are times in my life when I get really chubby ’cause I don’t have the willpower to eat properly or exercise like I should. This funk comes and goes and it’s happened maybe 5 times in my life now. When I’m in one of these chubby stretches I totally lose confidence and don’t even try to flirt or date. I just feel completely undesirable.Anyway, during a chubby spell in 2012 I working Thanksgiving Day putting on the buffet at a resort hotel. I was put on the ice cream station so I was scooping the different flavors and describing all the toppings and just making pleasant chit-chat. So this woman I’d now describe as a foxy cougar keeps coming up to my ice cream station to get a couple scoops and assorted toppings. She’s smiling a lot and asks me about all the flavors and toppings. We have some small talk. She just seems to think I’m the most interesting person in the world. But since I was in my “phase” so I thought nothing of it and treated her just like any other guest.

The hottest girl I ever hooked up with [mf]

This all went down a couple years ago. I was at an old high school friend’s house party. He had really branched out since school and we had gone to different colleges so apart from a handful of old friends I hardly knew anyone. It was a pretty large party, over 100 people, but what really caught my eye was a group of unbelievably hot girls. There was a group of 5 or 6 of them and for the for few hours of the party they seemed to stick to themselves. It looked like they didn’t know too many people there either. I was shy and similarly only stuck with the few guys I knew and tried not to gawk at the girls too much.

Once that party had properly swung into gear, the host (James) brought out the beer pong, a timeless classic. He rounded up anyone who wanted to play and just started grouping people in pairs at random. To my excitement most of the hot girls had gathered around too.

It was 2 v 2 beer pong. I got paired with some random guy I’d never met and we were to play against another random guy I’d never met paired with one of the super hot girls I’d been gawking at earlier, Sophie.

[M]y [f]irst ti[m]e was also my best friends first

First time posting on this sub, but been lurking for a while on my main account. Made this throwaway just for posting here to tell some of my stories as an Irish guy in university in Ireland while also travelling quite a bit. My first story is from 7 years ago on our lads holiday to Magaluf when we were only 18 and young and stupid.

The majority of us were virgins going over on this holiday, apart from the guys who had girlfriends or the guys who great at pulling when we growing up. I didn’t fit into either of those categories at this point in time.

Me and by best friend, who we’ll call John for this story, both went over virgins but knew leaving here we wouldn’t still cary that title.

John was much better looking and more confident than me, a real Irish looking guy, ginger and lean and had a way with the ladies. I was taller and more awkward but always made it work when I needed too.

After 4 days of kissing girls girls and enjoying ourselves it wasn’t looking great for sex on this sex obsessed island until one night it took a turn.

[MF] Punk Rock Chick + Blindfold + Restraint = Oh my, what a night!

In the past, I tried writing about this night but I didn’t have a lot of detail. Oh, sexy stuff after the *****

A few years ago, I was dating this cute little punk rock chick who we will call Julia. Now, there are a few things that are my kryptonite (or that get me all wobbly and giddy): one of those is punk rock/rocker chicks. I just love the edginess of it, at least when compared to me. I’m just a basic geeky white guy who loves to read about history, so it does not take much to be more ‘edgy’ than me. Julia, she had that down. She played in a punk band and had tattoos, jean jacket, ripped leggings. Punk rock hair cut. Just, ‘hot damn’ from top to bottom. Oh, and that bottom… she had this curvy little ass….

As for me, I am brown haired and blue eyed with glasses. 5’9 and 180lbs. At the time this happened I was about 34.

She [F] asked me [M] to wait after church.

She’s all dressed up for the service. Making a finishing touch on her make up. She wore a simple white blouse and black pencil skirt that hug her body perfectly.

I haven’t been religious for the past 12 years. I’m going because it is important to her to go on Christmas. So, I’m not particularly sure if there is an etiquette I’m supposed to follow.

In my book, my woman doen”t appear in front of me looking like that and not getting fucked.

2 minutes later, She’s lying on our bed. Shivering in anticipation of what’s going to happen.

“Can we wait after the service?”

I fold her skirts all the way above her waist. Exposing her white tone legs and black lacy panties. I put my Fingers on the waist and start pulling it down.

“Fuck daddy. . . Please wait.”

I hold both of her legs and buried my face between her legs. Ignoring her plea and start licking her pussy. The moment I felt her hand on my hair, I knew I have hair.

My history teacher. [MF]

This was waaaay longer than I thought it would be, skip to ‘sexy time starts here’ if you don’t want the backstory. I promised to never tell a soul this story but it’s been years since it happened so I figured why not? All consensual. Everyone over 18.

So this story happened when I was 18 and just starting my A-levels in the UK. I was starting them a bit late as I had done an apprenticeship which was actually really dull. Luckily, I was in touch with a few friends from school who had failed their courses and I was able to go back and study my A-levels there. Turned out to be an excellent decision!

After getting over the initial hellos with all my old teachers and friends who I hadn’t seen in a few years, I got my timetable and noticed my history teacher was Miss L. I asked who she was and my friends said she’d joined this year like me so no-one knew what she looked like. If any of my previous teachers were to go by, she’d be a miserable 60 year old who hated teaching!

[MF] The not-so-innocent Korean college girl playing with me

For context I am male Asian-American living in NYC. I had just gotten out of a long term relationship and was using any excuse to go out for a drink and not be alone with my own thoughts. A friend invites me to drink in Ktown on a Wednesday where he introduces me to Annie, who is the star of this story. Annie is a 5ft Korean girl with hair dyed ash blonde, in a white shirt and jeans. I didn’t notice much else besides my next drink. It is a weekday, I go home and pass out.

The next morning I saw a Facebook friend request. It’s Annie. I accept and tease her about going out on a Wednesday night. Throughout the day we exchange a few more messages. She tells me she shares the room with a random person while interning for the summer. Fast forward to the weekend, Annie and I are still messaging intermittently. She is complaining how her roommate invited friends from out of town over who were up all night and she couldn’t sleep. She’s exhausted. It’s Sunday morning and I’m browsing Reddit. With nothing to lose, I shoot my shot and ask if she wants to come over for a nap. The read receipt appears and my heart pounds. 2 excruciating minutes later, she agrees.