Another quick funny story to distract me before I continue my main story series.
You know those tests people give you, where they’re trying to make you admit you wouldn’t still be with them if xyz happened?
What if I lost an arm?
What if I cut all my hair?
What if I gained weight?
What if i lose my sex drive?
You know, [that shit](https://youtube.com/shorts/v4KS1lyytHs?feature=share)
1 You can still do a lot with one arm.
2 Charlize Theron looks hot as fuck in Mad Max.
3 That’s a highly subjective thing to each person’s preferences but I don’t hate some extra healthy weight, a little bit of a beer belly on a girl can be pretty sexy actually. But if you get obese I’m breaking up with you (she hit me).
4 Babe, we both know *I’d* lose my sex drive *waaaaayyy* before you did you fucking slut. (She was about to hit me, then nodded and said “yeah you right”).