A sloth onesie, some high heels, and multiple orgasms [FM]

First time writing one of these but after reading so many amazing stories, I thought it was time I shared one of the best nights/walk of shames of my life that has me daydreaming about it 5+ years later.

There is a guy I’ve known for years. How we met and first got together is a story for another time but him and I have always had that tragic combination of abysmal timing and electric chemistry. Over the years, we had an on-again/off-again FWB situation and we would wax and wane between being just close friends who occasionally went to dinner and a movie to ending up in bed together. It really was platonic friendship or keeping each other up all night. He is one of those people who makes me feel like I’ve known him my entire life while simultaneously making me incredibly nervous. My kryptonite.

[M] got my dick sucked and ate her pussy at her job and almost got caught

So this is one of the final stories regarding K. But it’s a fun one. Shortly after this she went a bit crazy on me and we stopped talking.

Anyways.

So me and K had been regularly hanging out on the weekends and from my previous stories she was always sucking my dick or giving me handjobs. We really couldn’t hang during the week due to our jobs.

Well I happened to get the rare evening off, and she had to work, but she needed a ride to her office. So I picked her up about a hour and a half before her shift started. We got to her work place way to early, so we parked at a super empty shopping center on the side and proceeded to make out really fuckign hard. That kind of making out where it’s like animalistic and shit.

We are grinding and really dry fucking the shit out of each other, and just doing everything imaginable that can be done in broad day light in a shopping center parking lot. Eventually we are a sexual turned on mess, but it’s time for her to go to work.

I [M] went from a virgin one week, to a dom being bitten, scratched, and begged for sex the next week [F] Part 8, Very Long

[Part 1](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/slmt65/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/)

[Part 2]( https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/smedcz/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/)

[Part 3](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/smi0xi/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/?)

[Part 4](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/smxo7r/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/?)

[Part 5](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/snaton/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/)

[Part 6](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/soubb7/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/)

[Part 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/spe88d/i_m_went_from_a_virgin_one_week_to_a_dom_being/)

 

I wish I could say I was dignified about it. But when Cat pulled my cock out and grabbed it fully in her hand for the first time, the first time any other person had ever touched my dick, I almost [jumped out of my skin.](https://youtu.be/5VBriRtl_aM)

 

Alright, here it comes. I’m fine. My size is fine. 6 inches is slightly above average and I’m very content with my girth. Very.

 

So was Cat.

 

“Oooohhhh.” She said as she took it out. Then she touched it and my body literally involuntarily jumped up like I’d just been electrified. Cat was terrified for a split second then started fucking laughing.

 

“Holy shit.” I could barely breathe. I have no reasonable scientific explanation for my reaction. Just a totally new physical sensation on my most sensitive erogenous zone, on top of the hours, or days, of build up and anticipation.

 

Cat was giggling, it didn’t ruin the mood but it was a detour.

31[F] Sex at the beach(parking lot)

I matched a guy on tinder and we drove around for a bit and decided to hang out in his car in a parking lot at a local beach. We ended up having sex in the back seat for about an hour. He finished inside me. It was a rush with other cars parked near by. They were probably doing the same thing we were!

How I Made My Best Friend’s Ex-Gf / Current Roommate Squirt All Over the Couch and I [MF]

Okay, long time lurker here. Here is the story about how I made my best friends ex GF / current roommate squirt all over me and my couch.

THIS IS REALLY LONG, but I know you perverts like dirty story time. ;)

Names are changed obviously. Sorry if this is long. Scroll down to the line if you want to skip. —————————————————-

Okay, so I’m 27m. 5’10” 150lbs average height, average weight, average dick. In shape and a workaholic. I have a baby face which makes me look like I am 19 so I don’t get too many girls cause I’m not a “manly” type, nor do I show off my money.

Here we go, a preface: So, I moved to a different state when I was 22 with some friends. There were about 6 of us. We all came here as friends to start a business together. There was 5 guys and one girl, Victoria, Who we will get to later, that my friend met recently. We all stayed together in a cool house with a pool and what not.

So, about a year later we all went our separate ways, including Victoria and my friend breaking up.

A Verona Facial [FM]

The Youth Hostel in Verona was a terrible place to stay. Anne and I were on our honeymoon, backpacking through Europe. We were dirt poor and staying at Hostels to stretch our dollars. They varied in quality, but the one in Verona was astonishing. They had no couple’s rooms, so Anne went upstairs while I was relegated to the basement.

The men’s dorms slept 25 guys to a room. The dorm itself was cavernous and walled with tiles, so it was freezing and everything echoed. No one slept. The morning shower was a pipe stuck upright in the floor of a huge room. The water erupted upwards. You were expected to clean yourself in the spray. It was cold and it was miserable.

By the time I met Anne for breakfast in the common dining area I looked and felt terrible. Anne, however, was glowing and full of life, ready for a day of sightseeing. The women’s dorms, Anne told me, had four girls in a room and each room had its own bathroom with a full, and normal, shower. She had three roommates and they were all getting along great. My response was more than a little grumpy.

Like wow, wipeout [MF]

University O Week. [Hoodoo Gurus](https://open.spotify.com/track/7BzPr3MtXDu5cuPIqFylKf?si=5635ae496ed64541) play the refectory. 

It’s late summer, humid as fuck, 300 bodies are crammed into a concrete and glass box with10’ ceilings.

She’s 5’3”, short dark hair dyed red, white shirt, frayed denim miniskirt, Converse high-tops, red lipstick, braless A Cups, nipples on high beam. She’s smoking hot and knows it.

Second hour the humidity inside is 98%.  Clothes cling to saturated bodies. Precipitation drips from the ceiling.  The crowd is going off.

In front of stage she’s been jumping into me, bouncing off me as the crowd surges, her shirt, transparent, clings to her body, make up a mess. She’s as hot as when the night began.

The finale in full swing, we grab eachother. Everyone grabs eachother to belt out well known lyrics…

*I love the way you talk…*

The crowd screams “*Ah-ah-ah*”

*You walk…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*You smile…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*Your style…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*Like, now…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*Like, wow…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*Wipe-out…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*No doubt…*

“*Ah-ah-ah!*”

*That I was gone the moment I laid eyes on you…*

I hoist her onto my shoulder above the heaving crowd.

I [M] Teach open an awkward girl to a world of enjoyable sex

I met here here on reddit, with my other name. She posted to r/amiugly. Being completely honest with you, I only intended to reach out to the girl for two reasons , first she was very cute and you could tell she was incredibly sad in her pictures, two because of that sad I really did only want to help her and guide her if she wanted it in life.

I will admit, I did notice a shirt she had on, and half covered the wording, that would unmask her to be in my home state.. this also endeared the girl to me. After much long conversation, I found out she was a virgin who had failed many times , including currently with a boy she was head over heels for, with guys and never got any attention accept a kiss in middle school. I found this to be really out of this world, because she was very cute, and was very easy to talk to via text, yet I couldn’t find anything wrong with the girl. As we talked more and more I did let it slip we were in the same state, come to find out just a hours drive apart.

He Made Me Cum So Hard I Passed Out [F]

Full disclosure: This story’s a little hazy, cause I was pretty intoxicated for it, but I wrote the events down as soon as I could. This weekend I met up with David again for our second date, and it was absolutely lovely. If you want to catch up, check out my stories about when he asked me out, and about my first date (they’re almost as hot as this one was) for context, but they’re probably not really necessary to enjoy this. I’m not going to bore you guys with the cutesy details (cause I feel like that’s not why you’re here) so to skip ahead, we ended the evening with quite a few drinks at a pub before he drove us back to his (he drank responsibly, don’t worry).

[MF] I had an affair with my friend’s wife

This happened a few years ago when my friend and his wife were going through a bad stint in their relationship. Both came to me for support but it was clear for my friend, he was not bothered. His wife (let’s call her Beth) on the other hand, felt neglected and something was deeply missing.

I advised them to break up, but they didn’t want to. I’ll save you the reasons. But the core of the issue… Beth felt she wasn’t appreciated by her husband and would get turned down for sex.

I was blown away. Beth was gorgeous. Great curves, beaming smile. She came over one day to have a chat and we got talking. I felt so terrible and absentmindedly… told her that I thought she was gorgeous.

Her eyes lit up. It was instant. Unintentional. But instant. I realised she had come over looking for this. She wanted to be wanted. And I wanted her.

Time froze, but she moved towards me. Before I could realise what was happening, she was already kissing me. She broke the kiss and apologised instantly. I kissed back.