I hooked up with my hometown hero and it was almost unbelievably bad [FM]

Don’t worry, this is not about high school kids.

My husband actually told me to write this because he thinks it’s hilarious and someone asked if I had ever had bad sex in my AMA last night. This story came to mind.

Also if any of you still thought I was cool, you’re about to see that I’m so fucking lame.

We all have that one person from high school, right? The one who everyone in school knows and is basically the the closest thing to a celebrity in your hometown?

Yeah, I was not cool enough in high school to hook up with him. He was two years older than me and dated a girl who was basically perfect looking.

I mean, I’m not going to do the whole, “I was such a nerd trope” because I was fine. I was pretty well liked and relatively social. I was just a normal amount of insecure and didn’t know how to dress myself.

*I still really don’t.*

My best friend had no strings attached sex with my mom on her trip. [MF]

M 18 India, I made my best friend to accompany my mom for her tour as she’s going alone and i had my internship at that time. I didn’t want to cancel my ticket, so i made my best friend to join my mom for her tour. I booked a single suite room for both of us at the initial time as it’s a very busy hotel and we got only room for us. I forgot to mention that to them as i was busy thinking about my internship.

They reached there and mom felt awkward to share a suite room with my bestfriend, that’s when i remembered about this. Things were normal at the beginning of the your, but when few days passed i felt bit awkward to see pics of my mom wearing bikini and thong infront of my friend. Also my friend clicking pictures for her was weird, i accepted as it’s a situation they’re in and i let that go. But after 4 days, both of them would go offline at night time and it felt weird.

Oral adventures with my MIL [MF]

Last I left off, I had just fucked my GF Mom/ future MIL for the first time. Initially, it was supposed to be a one-time thing, but once you’ve had the forbidden fruit…

For days, after Laura and I fucked, we tried to play by the rules we set as it was a one-time thing. I still had felt guilty for betraying my GF with her own mother, so I tried to be extra affectionate towards her. She didn’t know anything had happened, but I did and just felt guilty. Strange enough, the guilt wore off after a week or so. Laura and I were back to flirting and teasing each other.

My neighbor and I are back at it [MF]

I know it’s been a few weeks since my last neighbor post but we got back to our normal habits again this morning. Let me tell you it was dirty and so raunchy. My gf was at work and her bf was too. I told her to come down for some early morning fun but she was out on a run so she would head over after. About 20 min later I hear a knock at my door. There’s my neighbor, standing there covered and glistening in sweat. I pull her inside and we immediately make our and start stripping off each other’s clothes.

We head to the couch and I bend her over and immediately start licking her pussy and asshole. The smell and heat coming from her was amazing. It turned me into this primal animalistic person and I began to tongue fuck her asshole as deep as I could go. All I could hear where her moans and my spit and her sweat as my tongue slid into her asshole each time. She was reaching back spreading her cheeks as I continued fucking her sweaty hole with my tongue. “Yes fuck mommys dirty sweaty asshole with your tongue daddy” she kept saying between her moans. I thought I was going to cum just from that.

I got last minute Uni accomodation with four other girls and I was caught with my dick in my hand. [M] [F] [F] [F] [F]

In the back end of 2020 I ended up moving into a house with a group of girls who had a spare room at University. It was a last minute thing, Covid has played hell on plans as a student so I was just glad I found a room.

Obviously 9 months into the pandemic, and contact with girls has been scarce, so becoming friendly with 4 very attractive girls has been difficult to not overstep boundaries, and we managed it very well til one day in early March.

I’ll use different names for them but here are the girls:

Amber – Short, very intelligent, probably my favourite. Glasses, blonde, cute smile, and a wonder butt.

Charley – Slightly taller, Loud, funny, gymnast so body as you can imagine. Brunette, cheeky, amazing legs and ass.

Emily – Slightly curvier, short, a tiny bit shy, but she’s made jokes about calling me Sir before (I’m training to become a teacher) and I found it really hot. Brunette, big brown eyes, amazing boobs and thighs.

Sophia – Tattooed, definitely the party animal of the group, raven haired, green eyes. Amazing ass, short and petite, plays Netball, and always strikes me as the sort of girl who likes to be in charge sometimes.

I hooked up with a random guy I met at the gym [FM]

So I’m a night shift nurse and for the last 15 months it’s been real tough to meet people and have them stick around.

I got off work last Sunday morning and for the first time in a very long time I wasn’t totally exhausted so I decided to go to the gym. As you would expect, it was basically dead. One or two staff, a couple “early birds”, me, and Thomas. I don’t remember if I’ve seen Thomas around, but I was lonely and he was hot.

I decided to do some lifts near him, and then offered to spot him on the bench. I decided to lean over him in case he wanted to get a good look up my shirt. I was still wearing a sports bra underneath, but it was a start! I caught him trying his hardest not to look, I just smiled and played dumb and complimented his form and muscles. Boys love dumb girls and I was just looking for a good time.

Sometimes you [f]ellate at practice

Sometimes you [f]ellate at practice.

Hey folks. Your fave grad student here; yep, still a slut. Today’s tale is about the summer after my senior year, before I was going to head to college. Come hunt down the last of the silly-boys-still-holding-out with me?

The dog days of summer. We all know ’em, some of us are even crazy enough to love ’em. I personally really enjoy the heat especially after sampling one academic year in Minneapolis. I’ll never live somewhere that accumulates snowfall again, so long as I can help it.

That summer in between I had a few hotties I had to check off of my “fuck list” before everyone went their separate ways for college and other forms of post-high-school life. A girl had priorities. One such item on my menu was a very tall hombre who went by JJ. He claimed to be 6’5″ and I believed him, unfortunately he was every bit as dumb as he was tall but he was a hard worker and really likeable, so that was enough to get by academically.

[FMM] He heard me giving my friend a blowjob on the phone and then got to experience the same thing.

Another story from me and my friend… and his friend. I may as well get right into it.

During one of his blowjobs, he got a phone call from his friend “Gareth”. He [we] was drunk at the time and idk if it was the alcohol or just his strange personality but he started telling his friend that he was getting a blowjob. I obviously couldn’t hear what Gareth was saying but it made me embarrassed so i stopped sucking him and was laughing nervously. He told me to keep going and never being one to say no i dutifully popped his cock back into my mouth and got down to sucking it.

I could only hear one half of the conversation but it included him saying stuff like “im in her fucking throat right now”, “i cant believe how good it feels” and then Gareth must have started asking him questions as my friend gave a series of yes/no answers before finally saying “yeah, she swallows”. You know that horny feeling that lurches from the pit of your stomach? that’s what i felt when i heard myself being described like that. It inspired me to start deep throating, knowing that it made him moan. It wasn’t enough for me that he told his friend that i was good, i wanted him to hear it too. So i did and on cue he started moaning and grunting as i made swallowing motions on his cock, swearing down the phone in a failed attempt to stifle the loud groans. I could tell he wasn’t far off from cumming and wanted me to finish him off.

Blowjob in cinema while watching new Batman [FM]

First of all, I want to apologize to the all fans of Batman and DC, but I really didn’t like the new Batman at all. My hubby and I went to the cinema. I tried to figure out what was going on there, honestly, but I didn’t succeed… was so bored, same as my hubby.

There were very few people in the hall, no one behind us and my hubby just put my hand on his cock. With one hand I stroked him and with the other I play myself. I cum first and my hubby filled up my mouth. I always carry wet wipes with me and this time they also came in handy.

All that I remember from the movie, I cum at the moment when the city began to flood with water. That’s it.

[Photo I took right after the movie ended](https://i.imgur.com/3Zt6Cy1.jpg)

PS: Chrisitan Bale and Heath Ledger best forever!

[F] lets have fun cheating on our partners

Seeking hung, horny and/or desperate husbands and boyfriends! Is your wife no longer interested in upholding her end of the deal now that you’ve put a ring on her finger? Has your girlfriend gotten too comfortable around you? Maybe put on a few (or many) pounds, perhaps stopped trying to look good for you, and no longer puts any effort into seducing you?

Well, fuck her then – she doesn’t know what she’s missing. Luckily for you, there is a slutty little forgotten girl who know how to appreciate your hard cock. I promise you, gentlemen, there’s nothing quite like the thrill of cheating on your girl with a nymphomanic who’s trapped in a shitty relationship herself. I want to worship you, fuck your brains out until your balls are drained dry, and be everything you’ve ever wanted your partner to be. I long to be treated like a slut again.