Don’t worry, this is not about high school kids.
My husband actually told me to write this because he thinks it’s hilarious and someone asked if I had ever had bad sex in my AMA last night. This story came to mind.
Also if any of you still thought I was cool, you’re about to see that I’m so fucking lame.
We all have that one person from high school, right? The one who everyone in school knows and is basically the the closest thing to a celebrity in your hometown?
Yeah, I was not cool enough in high school to hook up with him. He was two years older than me and dated a girl who was basically perfect looking.
I mean, I’m not going to do the whole, “I was such a nerd trope” because I was fine. I was pretty well liked and relatively social. I was just a normal amount of insecure and didn’t know how to dress myself.
*I still really don’t.*