In every circle of friends there’s always that one friend your wife or husband keeps their eye on. In our case that is Friend A, whom my wife is convinced would fuck me senseless if she ever got the chance.
Side note: Friend A is happily married with kids and has shown no interest whatsoever in humping my brains out at any point.
This particular week had been a helluva week at work, I wasn’t in the best of moods Wednesday – Friday, no fault of my wife’s but I had been on the quiet side and it had been 3 days without any attempt at sex.
That week Friend A’s son had been at our house with our son, being the amazing chef that I am made chicken nuggets. I make some AWESOME chicken nuggets.
It gets sexier. I promise.
That Friday night we find ourselves getting together with our group of friends at Friend A’s house.
Everyone is standing around the kitchen island drinking and being social. I strike up a conversation with Friend A about the chicken nuggets, my secret to cooking them, etc.