Elizabeth 2012 – I’m not Gay…but….[M]

This is a bit of a throwback to one of my first ever jobs when I left school. Where I’m from, there are always these door to door sales jobs available if you are desperate for some money. These companies are generally dogshit. They get contracts for bigger clients and then idiots like us used to be shipped off to housing estates for the day to knock on doors and sell the products. We did not have a flat rate and we were only paid a percentage of what we sold, which was never much…

One day myself and another guy were sent on the same route. We were told to knock on a hundred doors in the suburbs. He was just starting in the job and I was told to take him around to show him the ropes etc….it was quite common in our place of work to help out the new hires. So there we were, two twenty something year old guys, suited, booted and ready to sell!

My Wife’s Best Friend part 2 [MF]

My wife and her bff just left to go shopping. Since I am hard as a rock and I have time on my hands, I thought it would be a good opportunity to share what happened after my wife caught me jerking off to her bff.

I expected things to be a little weird and for her to be a little upset afterwards so I was tentative to even mention it, but it was quite the opposite. My wife and her bff share everything with each other and it was no surprise that she immediately texted her. It was clear they were just openly making fun of me. I was a little embarrassed but there wasn’t much I could do about the situation and I was just happy neither of them were weirded out or upset at me.

Later that evening the texts begin. The bff texts me and tells me she heard what happened complete with laughing emojis. I try my best to play it off and only reply with emojis before calling it a night out of embarrassment.

[F]irst time solo anal

Recently I’ve been really curious about anal so last night I finally bit the bullet and tried experimenting with it. I had spent a good few days reading articles about how to start, how to prep, etc and by yesterday I was fully confident in trying it.

I was a little paranoid that it would hurt too much so yesterday on my way home from buying lube I got a few g’s of weed and rolled myself a small joint. After my parents went to bed I stepped out and smoked it at a park near my place and immediately came back, going straight to my room. I had already prepped for it a little so I just laid down a few towels on my bed, stripped naked, and laid down with the lube. I put a healthy amount on my asshole & fingers and just started rubbing my asshole.

I don’t know if it was the weed but even just doing that felt amazing so I got a little into it and spent what must’ve been the next ten minutes just massaging my asshole. Eventually I realized I needed to move on so I opened my laptop, put on some porn, and reapplied the lube.

I [M]eet people from reddit. Here are my stories. Part 3 – Fun on the upper west side.

Today’s story is about a woman on the upper west side, Let’s call her M. As always, I will not be sharing usernames unless given prior permission, so please don’t ask. I do, however welcome comments, chats, and messages, especially if you’d like to be a success story.

This is a long one. I’m usually not this wordy. Scroll to the bottom for a TLDR.

I responded to M’s post quite a while ago at this point. We exchanged the usual pleasantries, flirting, vetting one another to make sure we weren’t axe murderers, and finally decided to me. She picked the place, a quaint, quiet bar on the UWS.

She was sitting in a booth when I walked into the bar, nursing a gin and tonic. I immediately made note of her cascading brown hair ; Wavy and thick. She stood up to great me and I was surprised by her height, which nearly matched my own , and was drawn in by her long legs. We hugged, sat in the booth and began what would be the most fun I’ve had west of 6th avenue.

[M] Cougar Got Me In Trouble And I Just Can’t Stop Thinking About It

I met this really sassy cougar who seemed really sweet. We were both drunk and started talking and eventually fucking each other. She was so sexy, and I knew I wanted to do it again, but with her. So I asked if she would let me fuck her, and she said yes.

I got up and went into the bathroom, and when I came back, she was getting undressed. I was a little nervous, but I figured that it wouldn’t hurt. I started kissing her neck and sucking on her breasts, and she took off her bra. Then I started licking her nipples, and she moaned a little.

She rubbed my cock through my jeans, and I pushed her panties to the side. She then started unbuttoning my pants and pulling them down to my ankles. “My god,” she said as she saw my cock. “It’s huge!” “Yeah,” I said. “I’ve had a massive one for a long time. It was a lot bigger before I started taking steroids.” She smiled and got on top of me, straddling me. I wrapped my hands around her back and felt her ass. She then put her hand around my cock and started stroking it slowly. “God, you’re so beautiful,” she said.

The story of how [M]e and my wi[F]e met

Rewind to a time when the world was a safe place. There lived a nerd [me] born in a tropical, palm tree lined paradise. Just gaming away browsing Meetme. I responded to a post without even thinking.

“Hey yeah me and my buddy’s are always looking for people to play with come join us”.
And that’s the line that led me to my perfect, delicious thick ass, 4’11, thin waisted with handfuls of perky tits. The sexy little petite girl of my dreams that I never thought I would be able to have as my own let alone manhandle as my personal trophy wife. She is my world that lives halfway across the country

So we game a bit, boring stuff. But eventually we get closer and talk outside of gaming. Then we eventually start waking up on phone calls and falling asleep on phonecalls beginning best friends in the process. Could barely think about starting my day without hearing her on the phone. We’d watch shows together, workout, game, all from afar. Since all my time was spent on the phone with her I had to masturbate without her knowing and she later told me she thought she heard me and thought it was hot.

How my girlfriend cheated on me with the helpf of her friend [MFF]

It has been some time since I wrote about Kate, her past, and what I learned about her. I recently confronted Kate about what happened, that I knew she fucked her ex while we were dating, and my suspicions that something similar might be still going on. She admitted sleeping with her ex but said that was a one-time thing and did not happen again.

I received a few messages asking for the descriptions of Kate and Eve. Kate is roughly 5’6 (approx. 1.7m) tall with straight black hair and black eyes. She has a fit shape with c-cup breasts and curvy hips. To give an idea, her face looks very similar to Alina Lopez. Eve is slightly shorter than Kate, she is 5’5 or 5’4 (a bit below 1.65m). She also has straight black hair, but with brown eyes with a thin face. If I had to guess, she has b-cup breasts. She is also as fit as Kate but doesn’t have hips as curvy as Kate. Also, to give an idea, Eve’s face looks extremely similar to Penelope Woods If I just look at their faces, I could say they are close to being identical I also received a message asking about Kate’s ex’s name, but I rather keep it a secret as the name is very unique and can identify all parties in this story.

Want to display another slutty polaroid of my G[F] at the gym

After displaying her last slutty polaroid and seeing how much she likes it I wanna do it again. This time I want her to take another one that she knows I am gonna put on display. That way she can choose how much of a slut she wants to be. I won’t tell her where I’m gonna be parked though. She will find out when she gets the snap of where I am. Then next time I go to the gym I’ll park in a heavy traffic spot and put her on display 😈 This way the guys are gonna be looking at all the chicks working out and wondering who is the slut on my dash. I know guys constantly check her out at the gym and wonder what’s underneath her outfit so this way they will see exactly what they are missing out on. They just won’t know who exactly it is. Unless they manage to figure it out 😈

“A blowjob doesn’t count as cheating, right?” [MF]

A few years back I was visiting a friend and we were having some drinks with his next door neighbor. The neighbor was a good-looking redhead with nice tits and also fun to be around. As the drinks got more, the topics got more interesting and we started talking about sex stuff. At some point, the neighbor told us that she likes giving head but that sadly her boyfriend, who she was in a long-distance relationship with, isn’t on the bigger side so it wouldn’t be as much fun for her to suck his dick because sucking bigger dicks would be more fun. (This is summarized, we talked about that a little longer and she didn’t just tell us her bf was not the biggest, that developed over the course of the conversation.)

My friend then said laughingly that if she wanted a bigger guy, I’d be the right one (we had seen each other naked before). She said “Really?” and I was kinda like “yeeeaaah, I guess so”. She said “Good for you then” and the drinking and talking continued but it was kinda a running gag from then on that I’m big and the neighbor would bring that up from time to time.

[F] After having a blindfolded gangbang with a bunch of anonymous coworkers, the test results are back in

Got a full panel for STIs (it’s not STDs anymore is it?) and I am fortunately in the clear. All negative. I’ll do a follow up in 6 weeks. But my pussy is in the clear.

Additionally, successfully took Plan B on the 5th day after the gang bang.

Going back to work to get my stuff, not knowing who has been inside me was both stressful and incredibly sexy. But no one made it awkward or uncomfortable. Even my coworker who ran the whole thing was understanding and kind.

Just wanted to update everyone who has been worried about my well being.