[FM] Unexpectedly

He texted me out of the blue on a weekend afternoon asking if I was around the area for coffee. I was knee-deep in my research and was in a different city so I told him we can always hang out next weekend. He then honestly said he felt like hooking up. Now I felt tempted, yes I was working but also, yes I needed some time away to relax and destress.

“What time are you thinking?” I replied, weighing out if I have some time to go out that night.

“7PM. Can’t stay late, got early work tomorrow.” I forgot how much of a good boy he actually is.

“Sure, I’ll text you when I’m on the way!” I deserve it, I thought to myself. My time of the month was coming, I’d be busy the coming week, why not have some fun tonight?

I was honestly surprised by his text. Our friends with benefits status didn’t last, actually, it barely even started, but we still remained good friends. He knows me though, and one thing he knows about me is how sexually open I am. I may have ended my hoe phase, but he’s a sweet guy whom I’ve known for quite some time by now.

I guided 3 strangers’ hands to my tits at the club last weekend! I wanted more! [FM]

I enlisted the help of my amazing friend, tequila, to get these tasks done.

Feeling the liquor, my friends and I started dancing in our section. It was a booth in a very dimly lit club with blasting hip hop music. The club was packed and all of the other sections were filled with attractive people. My close friend was having her birthday there that night and we were determined to have a wild ass night.

My friends and I are very open with our sluttiness, at least with one another. What we did that night was a usual thing – we dance on someone, or some people, get touchy with them, let them have a feel. It’s even more exciting when you’re drunk.

Don’t judge me. This is a judge free zone. But I forgot what these guys looked like. There were 3 total and I would like to say I remember a foggy image of the second one but the tequila really showed out. All I know is these guys definitely were some lucky guys lol.

lead me to the exciting part!!! 22[F]

i’m kind of thinking to have a butt plug while strolling, and i’d really love to gr0pe in public with some random guy that is older than me. sucks that i still have 0 experience doing it with a real D!

My gf asked me “You’re going to let him do this to me”? [MFM]

My gf and I have a pretty good sexual relationship and one of the things that both turn us on is when she dresses slutty. Like she where’s thong bikinis and dresses with no bras out to clubs, stuff like that.

So when we decided to camp out at a music festival she wore a thong bikini bottoms with stickers on her nipples. Long story short we ended up doing some molly at this festival and it was our first time and she got sick. One of the guys we ended up “befriending” that camped nexted to us told us that we could go lay down in his bigger tent. So we all walked down to his tent and at this point we are high as fuck.

We drink water and I’m sitting down and she’s dancing and this dude let’s call Mike, kinda starts trying to dance with her as she’s rolling hard. He’s attractive and at the time not creepy or anything so I figured it’s cause we are all high he starts rubbing on her back and ass.

A curious chat with the opposite sex – 36 [MF]

I’ve had the good fortune to have partners who were both comfortable and open enough with me to answer some of my more personal and intimate questions. But, not everyone has been totally open and I never run out of questions. So, with the anonymity of reddit I’m wondering: what have you always wanted to ask a member of the opposite sex? What have you wondered about erections, ejaculation, orgasms, sex…whatever?

And are you up for answering some of my questions? Things like how you found your g-spot, or how often you orgasmed with other guys. What you tell their friends after a hookup or what’s surprised you about a past partner.

I’m 36, tall, slim and fit with a particular weakness for petite women, but open to chatting with anyone. If this seems interesting to you, send me a message or chat and let me know what caught your eye in this post.

Adults only please.

college love [MF]

This is the first time I’m venturing outside my comfort zone of reading from the sideline to writing my story.  I started writing and it was longer than I thought, so if you think its any good, I can finish the memory.  This is from many years ago but is still a 24 hrs that I remember fondly.

My gf Izzy (21F) and I (23M) were in an LDR. My new job had me training a few hours away and she was in college.  We would visit each other as often as we could but because of different things it had been almost 3 or so months since we were together.  We would sext and have phone sex pretty regularly but its not the same.  We finally had our weekend!  

I left for her apartment after work on a Friday and it was about a 5 hour drive. I was excited to spend some time with her, her family and friends, and our special alone time.  3+ months felt like years and all I could think about was our morning sex routine that I STILL think about years later.

My time in a medical study – 36 [M]

Right after college when I was young ad broke I participated in a university study on male orgasms and premature ejaculation. The whole process was kind of wild but the highlights were:

– I had to agree to not intentionally orgasm outside of the study parameters for 6 weeks (basically no sex or masturbation outside the office)

– The first two weeks were about baselines – time to get an erection, erection size, time to orgasm, ejaculate volume etc.

– The last four weeks were about testing a new drug (which I’m guessing is commonly known as cialis today) by taking it daily and repeating the same steps.

– I went to the research office twice a week on A weeks, and three times a week on B weeks for exams and collection.

I’m not sure what else to say other than I’d be happy to go into more detail and would love to talk with other study participants. Message or chat me if you like.

Finding my unicorn: An unexpected RAOBJ success [FM]

“Hey man, you free to head up to Reno next week? Our supplier is changing the T&C of our contract again and I want you to ensure we’re not being taken to the cleaners”

So starts this story, with a text from my boss. Normally, I wouldn’t have minded. The flight duration from the Bay Area to Reno is about two Frasier episodes long, 2.5 if we encounter a headwind. While there, I enjoy Noble Pie (recommend the Wrangler with a good IPA). Not to mention the quiet time away from a quarrelsome long-term relationship beginning to come apart at its seams.

This time however, I was annoyed. Week after week I’d been flying to Reno – I was on Season 7 of Frasier already, to give you an idea. I wanted nothing more than to stay put, to go to happy hours in SF with friends from business school after work, instead of nursing a lonesome pour in my hotel room as I pored over Excel models. I had bought 10 CrossFit classes off of Groupon months ago, and dammit I still needed to redeem 7 of them. So no, boss, I wasn’t free to head to Reno!

[MF] A lesbian/queer girl falls in love with her male childhood best friend….[PART TWO] The Condom Quest and My First Ever Creampies.

Hey everyone. Allie here again! Here with another dumb adventure. If you haven’t read my previous posts here’s a quick recap. In the first part, I drunkenly exposed myself to my best friend over webcam, convinced him to fly back to Canada from California, USA. The power of pussy and love I guess. So…when we met up. We cried together. Talked about feelings, kissed, had passionate sex. I also got my first ever blast of cum in my eyes. Fun stuff. Very painful. This episode I go on a quest for condoms and get my first ever cream pies. Yup, kinda backwards. This takes place the following morning after we shared our first night together when my best friend returned back to Canada. I spent a bit more time writing this than the last hope it came out better. Sorry it took so long for the second part. I had a pretty big hang-up writing my own orgasm. It … was interesting. It’s pretty long but I hope you can come with me on this journey ;)

Monday Morning:

[M]y gfs bestfriend [F] wont stop flirting with me (part 1)

So I ended up going to a concert out of town with 2 of my gfs bffs. The night before the concert we decided to drink in the hotel room before going out. The friend in question (lets call her Sarah) was wearing a tight black dress that complimented her petite body and light caramel skin. (She kinda looks like a more petite version of Meghan Markle with slightly bigger tits. Shes mentioned to me before how their tits look similar.) This was the first time i saw her all dressed up and she definitely had my attention. After a few drinks she decided to hop in the shower. I hear the water turn on and just see her bra fly out the wide open bathroom door. She drunkenly yells out “come get my dress, i dont want to get it wet!” Me not wanting to be a creep in front of the other friend, yells back “just throw it!” Again she yells “please! Come get it!” I just ignored her. After she gets out the shower, she comes over and shows me her bra, explaining how its my gfs hand me down but that its a bit too tight because her tits are bigger than my gfs. We laugh about it and start getting ready to go out. At this point, shes touching me quite a bit but i just take it as a drunk friend being friendly. The night out goes fairly well. We’re all tired and just want to sleep. There was only one bed so I volunteered to sleep on the ground to not make them uncomfortable. They insist I sleep in the bed with them because im like a brother. Sarah insists she gets the spot in the middle because shes the smallest. I get in bed and try to maintain a respectful distance. (Part 2 up soon)